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Becky

Greenville, SC

#26 Feb 3, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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You've obviously never experienced an attack from a Stealth SH 1T Bomber. It moves undetected towards the strike point with silence. Then out of nowhere it unleashes it deadly payload leaving destruction in its path. You never even know it is ready to strike until the "bullet" has left the "barrel".
That'd make a great movie.
silent-j

Portugal

#27 Mar 6, 2013
I was once masturbating and when i was coming the feeling was so intense i farted, pissed and shit all over myself. I didnt wash out untill it was morning since it was winter so the temperature of the unlikely mixture was very pleasent.
countrybug77

Lebanon, OH

#28 Oct 25, 2013
well i farted and this happend too me twice. i farted then i smelled something then runs was in my pants. its only if i eat certain things are drink a different kind of pop. like pepsi. my stomach can not handle pepsi pepsi makes me sick. but i can drink every thing else and be fine. unless i eat gravey like buiscets and gravey then thats when it does it also. maybe i am allergic too that stuff and i have the runs when i fart.
countrybug77

Lebanon, OH

#29 Oct 25, 2013
are it could be stress i been having alot of stress lately,that is the only time i notice are when i eat gravey are drink pepsi, i fart then runs comes along with it. like after shits are something like that.only when i eat certain things and i dont know why it just happends. i dont like it. at all. is this a medical problem? i am in my 30s..
cat

Mosheim, TN

#30 Oct 25, 2013
yes - thats how "Cat Turd" was born
Andrew 48

Kilsyth, Australia

#32 Jan 3, 2014
I know someone that snezed farted and then shat himself all at once, then took his underware and throw them out the window and hit the wall across the lane of the hotel he was staying, two weeks later he walked passed and on the wall still was his dirty underware. ( let me add he was very drunk at the time) true story.
number 3

Phoenix, AZ

#33 Jul 10, 2014
This morning I was taking a leak when I farted and shat EVERYWHERE

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