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#25 Apr 10, 2013
Stick in the rear wrote:
Maybe I should of said full of seven.
I don't get it...
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#26 Apr 10, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>Alright alright. You can be her pimp
Well that was certainly never going to change.
;)

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#27 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Holy crap, I feel sorry for women now that have had kids(not really, it just sounded good), for I now feel your pain... I have been constipated for the last two days (i usually shit 3-4 times a day), and I finally pooped today about 1 o'clock... And oh my god and baby Jesus I thought my asshole was going to rip... It wasn't over with quickly either, it probably took 5 minutes to get it out... It was like the head started to crown then it just kinda got stuck, let me tell you, my ass was on fire, I think
I even heard ripping noises... After a few
minutes of pushing and straining and praying to
every god I know of and even begging the devil
to make a deal I got it about halfway out, and
unlike a baby that is soft and slimy this bastard
was hard and dry and it got stuck again... I was
about ready to reach between my legs and pull it
out when I gave it one more hard push and it
finally came out... I was sweating and breathing
hard, I think I might have even cried a little (but it
was a manly, just got raped with a spiked club
cry)... when I stood up and looked down to
admire my new bundle of joy (i named him Jeff) I
swear to god it was almost as big as my fist...
I'm at home now recovering...
Although the verbiage here is immaculate and I applaud your use of desciptive speech and could almost feel your pain... I have to say that there is only one thing that feels like child birth... And that's child birth.... That sh!t tops the charts. Labor pains excede what a human body can withstand by 3 times the normal amount. ;(

Next time you have this issue, call up 7 and let her bring you some lube, there is really no need to rip your a$$hole with something that isnt as pleasurable as her broom handle may be.:)

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#28 Apr 10, 2013
GApeach-TNflower wrote:
<quoted text>Although the verbiage here is immaculate and I applaud your use of desciptive speech and could almost feel your pain... I have to say that there is only one thing that feels like child birth... And that's child birth.... That sh!t tops the charts. Labor pains excede what a human body can withstand by 3 times the normal amount. ;(

Next time you have this issue, call up 7 and let her bring you some lube, there is really no need to rip your a$$hole with something that isnt as pleasurable as her broom handle may be.:)
That is an amazing idea! Just before Jeff's twin arrives you (WTHC) can apply the lube (oooo or I can!) Problem solved! Might even work with that fisting idea you were speaking of.

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#29 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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That is an amazing idea! Just before Jeff's twin arrives you (WTHC) can apply the lube (oooo or I can!) Problem solved! Might even work with that fisting idea you were speaking of.
And not to mention, the fisting, or brooming, will certainly move the bowels along a lil easier... Just watch out for splinters! Those b!tches can be rough!

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#30 Apr 10, 2013
GApeach-TNflower wrote:
<quoted text>And not to mention, the fisting, or brooming, will certainly move the bowels along a lil easier... Just watch out for splinters! Those b!tches can be rough!
Ooooo I've had the broom laminated! I'm a thinker!

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#31 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Ooooo I've had the broom laminated! I'm a thinker!
I'd look for something a lil more giving for myself tho, some sort of rubber glove to cushion the blow might help.

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