I think I now know what childbirth fe...

I think I now know what childbirth feels like...

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“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#1 Apr 10, 2013
Holy crap, I feel sorry for women now that have had kids(not really, it just sounded good), for I now feel your pain... I have been constipated for the last two days (i usually shit 3-4 times a day), and I finally pooped today about 1 o'clock... And oh my god and baby Jesus I thought my asshole was going to rip... It wasn't over with quickly either, it probably took 5 minutes to get it out... It was like the head started to crown then it just kinda got stuck, let me tell you, my ass was on fire, I think I even heard ripping noises... After a few minutes of pushing and straining and praying to every god I know of and even begging the devil to make a deal I got it about halfway out, and unlike a baby that is soft and slimy this bastard was hard and dry and it got stuck again... I was about ready to reach between my legs and pull it out when I gave it one more hard push and it finally came out... I was sweating and breathing hard, I think I might have even cried a little (but it was a manly, just got raped with a spiked club cry)... when I stood up and looked down to admire my new bundle of joy (i named him Jeff) I swear to god it was almost as big as my fist... I'm at home now recovering...

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Holy crap, I feel sorry for women now that have had kids(not really, it just sounded good), for I now feel your pain... I have been constipated for the last two days (i usually shit 3-4 times a day), and I finally pooped today about 1 o'clock... And oh my god and baby Jesus I thought my asshole was going to rip... It wasn't over with quickly either, it probably took 5 minutes to get it out... It was like the head started to crown then it just kinda got stuck, let me tell you, my ass was on fire, I think I even heard ripping noises... After a few minutes of pushing and straining and praying to every god I know of and even begging the devil to make a deal I got it about halfway out, and unlike a baby that is soft and slimy this bastard was hard and dry and it got stuck again... I was about ready to reach between my legs and pull it out when I gave it one more hard push and it finally came out... I was sweating and breathing hard, I think I might have even cried a little (but it was a manly, just got raped with a spiked club cry)... when I stood up and looked down to admire my new bundle of joy (i named him Jeff) I swear to god it was almost as big as my fist... I'm at home now recovering...
If only I'd have been there to easy your pain... I'd have pulled it out for you and held your hand through recovery. That's love...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#3 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
If only I'd have been there to easy your pain... I'd have pulled it out for you and held your hand through recovery. That's love...
I now also know that I don't want you to fist me like we had talked about...

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I now also know that I don't want you to fist me like we had talked about...
<sad face>
Ah... that's ok... We'll do that other thing though. Shouldn't hurt quite as bad...
<grabs the broom handle>

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#5 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
<sad face>
Ah... that's ok... We'll do that other thing though. Shouldn't hurt quite as bad...
<grabs the broom handle>
(grabs extra fine sandpaper...)

Since: Mar 13

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#6 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>(grabs extra fine sandpaper...)
<grabs the anesthesia>
NobodyUKno

Greeneville, TN

#7 Apr 10, 2013
All I got to say about this is...who the hell cares?

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#8 Apr 10, 2013
NobodyUKno wrote:
All I got to say about this is...who the hell cares?
You cared enough to bother replying...

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>You cared enough to bother replying...
D^mnit... I was going to say that but I had to change my sheets and I wasn't quick enough! Next time my bed will go dirty...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#10 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
D^mnit... I was going to say that but I had to change my sheets and I wasn't quick enough! Next time my bed will go dirty...
Again, I'm sorry about the sheets, it will never happen again, I promise... probably not anyway...

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>Again, I'm sorry about the sheets, it will never happen again, I promise... probably not anyway...
Ah, it's ok... They were my cheap 180 thread count set. Ima just toss them. Hmmm... on second thought I may save them for memorabilia.
Stick in the rear

Elizabethton, TN

#13 Apr 10, 2013
Maybe your post will start being more mature. I knew you were full of shit.

Since: Mar 13

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#14 Apr 10, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>Back off my woman. She is mine now... Virtually
Though I did lose my Topix virginity to WTHC and P2BN (they were the first two people to speak to me on Topix) there's always room for one more! lol I love you Poopy!

Since: Mar 13

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#15 Apr 10, 2013
Stick in the rear wrote:
Maybe your post will start being more mature. I knew you were full of shit.
Stalker

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#17 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Stalker
And he/she is also stupid.... most of my post have a lot of mature content in them...
Stick in the rear

Elizabethton, TN

#18 Apr 10, 2013
Maybe I should of said full of seven.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#19 Apr 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Though I did lose my Topix virginity to WTHC and P2BN (they were the first two people to speak to me on Topix) there's always room for one more! lol I love you Poopy!
You low down trifling ho... after all the crack and meth I've gave you and this is how you treat me... looks like its time for another "lesson", I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass...

Since: Apr 13

Carlingford, Australia

#22 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Holy crap, I feel sorry for women now that have had kids(not really, it just sounded good), for I now feel your pain... I have been constipated for the last two days (i usually shit 3-4 times a day), and I finally pooped today about 1 o'clock... And oh my god and baby Jesus I thought my asshole was going to rip... It wasn't over with quickly either, it probably took 5 minutes to get it out... It was like the head started to crown then it just kinda got stuck, let me tell you, my ass was on fire, I think I even heard ripping noises... After a few minutes of pushing and straining and praying to every god I know of and even begging the devil to make a deal I got it about halfway out, and unlike a baby that is soft and slimy this bastard was hard and dry and it got stuck again... I was about ready to reach between my legs and pull it out when I gave it one more hard push and it finally came out... I was sweating and breathing hard, I think I might have even cried a little (but it was a manly, just got raped with a spiked club cry)... when I stood up and looked down to admire my new bundle of joy (i named him Jeff) I swear to god it was almost as big as my fist... I'm at home now recovering...
You chuck a shit 3-4 times a day.. Wow!

Cool story btw. hahaha

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#23 Apr 10, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>
Alright alright. You can be her pimp
That's what I thought...

Since: Mar 13

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#24 Apr 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass...
Ooooooo!!! <claps excitedly> I'll take it back after you've done just that!

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