created by: Shemp Sharpe | Feb 27, 2013

Greeneville, TN

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How U handel a mate that snores?

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  • shake them vilently and cuss them
  • smother them with a piller
  • beat on the head bored
  • mash there mouth flat
  • scream loud STOP IT in there ear
  • stick a sock in there mouth
  • mate that

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Se7en

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My "mate" doesn't snore too often but I can remember my dad snoring when I was growing up. To this day, I remain clueless as to how my mom dealt with it. I guess you get use to it...?

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Nothing more aggravating as laying there all night listening to someone suck the ceiling in.
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I think it's comforting. Imagine if ur spouse was no longer here. U would miss that sweet sound.
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Feb 27, 2013
 

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Turn on another noise sorce such as a fan. Works for us.

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Feb 27, 2013
 
I would probably tell him to go back to Australia.

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Feb 27, 2013
 
As soon as I hit post I realized I missed a golden opportunity to say "I would Handel it by telling him to go Bach to Australia." Damn it.
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Feb 27, 2013
 

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I go to the couch!!!!
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Feb 27, 2013
 

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Put your junk in his or her mouth
Problem solved
Carol

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Feb 28, 2013
 

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Mash his mouth.

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Feb 28, 2013
 
If I could go back in time I would have straddled her with a pillow. I would have taken it away, however; when she quit struggling.
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Athens, TN

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Feb 28, 2013
 
Pour cold water on them or buy them breathe rights
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Feb 28, 2013
 
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Mission accomplished once the struggling stops, huh lol
Id just blush nobodys perfect
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Feb 28, 2013
 
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
Se7en

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Word Woman wrote:
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
Interesting observation!

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Feb 28, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
So they can drive others nuts?
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Mar 1, 2013
 
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Mission accomplished once the struggling stops, huh lol
Yeah. I bet I'd have slept like a baby. Unless she kept farting after the snoring stopped. That's kinda worse than snoring, in an olfactory sort of way. Let's see. She offended sound, smell, touch, taste. The only thing left was sight. Thank God for darkness. Also she offended the 6th sense if you believe in that. My "Spidey Sense" would start tingling if she wanted sex. Then you go over the rape of your other 5 senses all over again.

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Mar 1, 2013
 
just_me wrote:
I go to the couch!!!!
HE'D go to the couch!!!

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MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>HE'D go to the couch!!!
If by the "couch", you mean your ass, I'd fake snoring every night!
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Take a belt and strap them across the face .
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Mar 2, 2013
 
Mine does I just nudge him and he quits....long enough for me to get to sleep anyways!

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