How U handel a mate that snores?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Feb 27, 2013

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shake them vilently and cuss them

smother them with a piller

beat on the head bored

mash there mouth flat

scream loud STOP IT in there ear

stick a sock in there mouth

mate that

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Se7en

Shelby, NC

#1 Feb 27, 2013
My "mate" doesn't snore too often but I can remember my dad snoring when I was growing up. To this day, I remain clueless as to how my mom dealt with it. I guess you get use to it...?

Since: Nov 11

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#2 Feb 27, 2013
Nothing more aggravating as laying there all night listening to someone suck the ceiling in.
Hartford ky lady

Duluth, GA

#3 Feb 27, 2013
I think it's comforting. Imagine if ur spouse was no longer here. U would miss that sweet sound.
tjk

Greeneville, TN

#4 Feb 27, 2013
Turn on another noise sorce such as a fan. Works for us.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Feb 27, 2013
I would probably tell him to go back to Australia.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#6 Feb 27, 2013
As soon as I hit post I realized I missed a golden opportunity to say "I would Handel it by telling him to go Bach to Australia." Damn it.
just_me

Johnson City, TN

#7 Feb 27, 2013
I go to the couch!!!!
whiz

United States

#9 Feb 27, 2013
Put your junk in his or her mouth
Problem solved
Carol

Elizabethton, TN

#11 Feb 28, 2013
Mash his mouth.

Since: Mar 12

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#12 Feb 28, 2013
If I could go back in time I would have straddled her with a pillow. I would have taken it away, however; when she quit struggling.
Good

Hermitage, TN

#14 Feb 28, 2013
Pour cold water on them or buy them breathe rights
Aaaw

Concord, NC

#16 Feb 28, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Mission accomplished once the struggling stops, huh lol
Id just blush nobodys perfect
Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#17 Feb 28, 2013
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
Se7en

Blacksburg, SC

#18 Feb 28, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
Interesting observation!

Since: Nov 11

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#19 Feb 28, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
What I'd really like to know is why people who snore seem to be the ones who always fall asleep first?!?!?
So they can drive others nuts?
Alyagotado

Greeneville, TN

#21 Mar 1, 2013
ItsOkYoureDumbass wrote:
<quoted text> Mission accomplished once the struggling stops, huh lol
Yeah. I bet I'd have slept like a baby. Unless she kept farting after the snoring stopped. That's kinda worse than snoring, in an olfactory sort of way. Let's see. She offended sound, smell, touch, taste. The only thing left was sight. Thank God for darkness. Also she offended the 6th sense if you believe in that. My "Spidey Sense" would start tingling if she wanted sex. Then you go over the rape of your other 5 senses all over again.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#22 Mar 1, 2013
just_me wrote:
I go to the couch!!!!
HE'D go to the couch!!!

Since: Mar 12

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#23 Mar 1, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>HE'D go to the couch!!!
If by the "couch", you mean your ass, I'd fake snoring every night!
David

Jonesborough, TN

#25 Mar 1, 2013
Take a belt and strap them across the face .
Yep

Sparta, TN

#26 Mar 2, 2013
Mine does I just nudge him and he quits....long enough for me to get to sleep anyways!

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