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Since: Mar 13

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#2 Mar 31, 2013
Are you a woman or a man?
smh

AOL

#3 Mar 31, 2013
well first off i wouldn't get on here asking any of these people
theangrguy

Johnson City, TN

#5 Mar 31, 2013
My advice is, if you do date a woman.......DO NOT MARRY THEM!!! Once that happens, you will die broke and miserable plus there is an added bonus, your name will be drug through the mud from then till death!!
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#6 Mar 31, 2013
theangrguy wrote:
My advice is, if you do date a woman.......DO NOT MARRY THEM!!! Once that happens, you will die broke and miserable plus there is an added bonus, your name will be drug through the mud from then till death!!
You forgot, there will be no more sex after marriage.

Since: Mar 13

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#8 Mar 31, 2013
Justlooking32 wrote:
I'm 33 years old and I've never had a date or a girlfriend.I feel like I've missed out on a lot of knowledge over the years,I feel like I'm sunk and ugly.Where can I go to meet women?How do I introduce myself when I find someone?
What exactly do you mean by "you feel like you've missed out on a lot of knowledge"?
Ok... so you are 33 and you've never been on a date? That is a predicament. Not being very handsome isn't as important to most women as cleanliness is. So make sure you shower before you head out to the bars. Go every night. Sit alone. Eventually you'll figure it out. But go, for goodness sakes! I'd tell you to try church or your job or a friend of a friend hookup - BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT... you need to find a fling ASAP and who knows, maybe your drunk "fling" will turn out to be the one. And then you asked what you should say to introduce yourself. Hmmm... go with, "Hello (and smile) My name is ______." Ask her what her name is, what she does, blah blah blah... and then get you some!!! Even if she's ugly... Good lord... Now is not the time to be choosey... Just make sure she doesn't stink!

Since: Mar 13

Candler, NC

#9 Mar 31, 2013
Some pick up lines to try: WOW, that's a mighty big turkey leg your eating there.- I couldn't help but notice your ass takes up two seats, you saving one of those for me?- Sit beside me and I will buy you extra shots.

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#10 Mar 31, 2013
Lmfao taa hee hee..I guess that would work.Deff not the time to be too paticular.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#11 Mar 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted > go with, "Hello (and smile) My name is ______." Ask her what her name is, what she does, blah blah blah... and then get you some!!!
And don't take no for an answer, no matter how much she kicks and screams... women like to play hard to get/keep, most women actually get turned on by being drug out of a bar by the hair, tied up, thrown in the trunk, then chained up in your basement and force fed once a day...which reminds me, its time to feed my wife...

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Mar 31, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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And don't take no for an answer, no matter how much she kicks and screams... women like to play hard to get/keep, most women actually get turned on by being drug out of a bar by the hair, tied up, thrown in the trunk, then chained up in your basement and force fed once a day...which reminds me, its time to feed my wife...
Oh, don't forget to turn the TV station to her favorite hourly program. A little food, water and Dr. Phil goes a long way!

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