What U an Ur partner do befor making love?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on May 6, 2013

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say pleadge of alegeance

call parants to see if it ok

check one another for sores an what not

sang natinal antham

mark a calandar

try to put a difram on ur man

all of the above AND MORE!

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Since: Mar 13

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#1 May 6, 2013
Haha Nice options lol

Since: Mar 13

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#2 May 6, 2013
We cover all the furniture and floors with plastic. It's gonna get messy.

Since: Nov 11

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#3 May 6, 2013
Check to be sure she is really a female. Never know these days.
WTH

Elizabethton, TN

#5 May 7, 2013
Check each other for oozing sores and oddities.

“from parts unknown”

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#6 May 7, 2013
Marking a calendar is a good thing to do unless you don't mind paying child support.
Lol

Indian Trail, NC

#7 May 7, 2013
Make sure our significant others are at work!!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#8 May 7, 2013
We have foreplay.....for him that means 30 minutes of begging.

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#9 May 7, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
We have foreplay.....for him that means 30 minutes of begging.
Haha...exactly what I was thinking but wasnt sure how to put it delicately.

OH.....dont tell him I told you.
WTH

Elizabethton, TN

#11 May 7, 2013
I always check at least two picture ID's because women lie like hell.

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#12 May 7, 2013
We check one another for ticks.

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#13 May 7, 2013
WTH wrote:
I always check at least two picture ID's because women lie like hell.
But baby, I really am just 22... and female...

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#14 May 7, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
We check one another for ticks.
lol I wish I knew your alter ego

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#15 May 8, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol I wish I knew your alter ego
What's that?
WTH

Elizabethton, TN

#16 May 8, 2013
Ticks?
Bubba

Jonesborough, TN

#17 May 8, 2013
I give 'er a good worshin'.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#18 May 8, 2013
Wow, I can't believe I'm the first to say this.....

Get really, really, really drunk... That's the only way I can get her to f*ck me...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#19 May 8, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Wow, I can't believe I'm the first to say this.....
Get really, really, really drunk... That's the only way I can get her to f*ck me...
I ment get her really really really drunk... I'm always drunk so that's a given...

“Why So Serious...”

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#20 May 8, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I ment get her really really really drunk... I'm always drunk so that's a given...
I guess I'm not actually always drunk, sometimes I'm asleep...

“Why So Serious...”

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#21 May 8, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I guess I'm not actually always drunk, sometimes I'm asleep...
On second thought, if I'm drunk when I go to sleep/pass out, then still drunk when I wake up, does that still count as being drunk... if so then I take back my previous comment...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#22 May 8, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I ment get her really really really drunk... I'm always drunk so that's a given...
Ok ok ok... my first comment was actually correct, I have to be drunk to even consider f*cking the fat bitch...

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