College Student Needing Somewhere to ...

College Student Needing Somewhere to Stay

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Senator

Fort Campbell, TN

#1 Jan 12, 2013
Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Morristown/Greeneville. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at WSCC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester. I take all online classes, so I enjoy time alone in my room to get my work done and I also occasionally masturbate. I can go several days without masturbating but when I do I can go for hours, so please be respectful. I am balding, so please be OK with that. I am also quite pale because I suffer from Agoraphobia and hate to go outside. If you wouldnít mind shopping for two people that would be great, I can cook, although Iím not very good. I am extremely antisocial so if I cook for the both of us please be out of the house. I can leave the food outside of your bedroom door. I donít have friends or family, so please be OK with that. If you have animals and donít mind them being molested this would be a perfect fit! I can have manic episodes, so please be OK with that. If you would like to schedule a meeting in a very secluded and non social atmosphere please email meÖbtw this is a serious ad and only serious inquiries please. There is a little truth in everything I have stated, so PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT!

Since: Dec 12

Monroe, NC

#2 Jan 12, 2013
You had me until I learned of your need to perp on my pets. Not cool.....
Sister Fatima

Jonesborough, TN

#3 Jan 12, 2013
Dad? Is that you?

Room to let 50 cents

Greeneville, TN

#4 Jan 12, 2013
Senator wrote:
Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Morristown/Greeneville. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at WSCC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester. I take all online classes, so I enjoy time alone in my room to get my work done and I also occasionally masturbate. I can go several days without masturbating but when I do I can go for hours, so please be respectful. I am balding, so please be OK with that. I am also quite pale because I suffer from Agoraphobia and hate to go outside. If you wouldnít mind shopping for two people that would be great, I can cook, although Iím not very good. I am extremely antisocial so if I cook for the both of us please be out of the house. I can leave the food outside of your bedroom door. I donít have friends or family, so please be OK with that. If you have animals and donít mind them being molested this would be a perfect fit! I can have manic episodes, so please be OK with that. If you would like to schedule a meeting in a very secluded and non social atmosphere please email meÖbtw this is a serious ad and only serious inquiries please. There is a little truth in everything I have stated, so PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT!
You remind me very much of Pann. I have a room in which Pann lives on a part time basis. You would be welcome to room with most honorable Pann. The only concern that I have is that Pann DOES have an Agora. He is very playful however, and mostly housebroken. If you have an interest, please text to BR 549.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#5 Jan 12, 2013
Do you like grape juice? There is someone that may be able to help you out.
Becky

Rock Hill, SC

#6 Jan 12, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
Do you like grape juice? There is someone that may be able to help you out.
Haha nice
Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#7 Jan 13, 2013
I have a spare room. Just don't be 'turdy' paying the rent!

“Hate is a useless emotion”

Since: Jan 13

Buffalo, NY

#8 Jan 13, 2013
Senator wrote:
Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Morristown/Greeneville. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at WSCC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester. I take all online classes, so I enjoy time alone in my room to get my work done and I also occasionally masturbate. I can go several days without masturbating but when I do I can go for hours, so please be respectful. I am balding, so please be OK with that. I am also quite pale because I suffer from Agoraphobia and hate to go outside. If you wouldnít mind shopping for two people that would be great, I can cook, although Iím not very good. I am extremely antisocial so if I cook for the both of us please be out of the house. I can leave the food outside of your bedroom door. I donít have friends or family, so please be OK with that. If you have animals and donít mind them being molested this would be a perfect fit! I can have manic episodes, so please be OK with that. If you would like to schedule a meeting in a very secluded and non social atmosphere please email meÖbtw this is a serious ad and only serious inquiries please. There is a little truth in everything I have stated, so PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT!
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