Ever have to call the STD hottline?

Ever have to call the STD hottline?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 26, 2013

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thout I had caght something

scatched my selve to deeth

something right quire going on down thier

I was seeing dooble

my pea was purpal color

my thang swoll up

Since: Nov 11

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#2 Jul 26, 2013
Been lucky so far. No problems.

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#3 Jul 26, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
Been lucky so far. No problems.
I called that time you and I... well... ya know...

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#4 Jul 26, 2013
Do STD hotlines even exist??? Unless your junk LITERALLY catches fire, I would think a simple visit to the doctor/clinic would suffice, or a google search of symptoms...but, if your privates are in flames, I would think 9-1-1 would be the appropriate "hotline"!!!
yep

Jonesborough, TN

#5 Jul 27, 2013
I called the hotline a few years ago and explained all of my pain and symtoms. Hell, I had wrong number.

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#6 Jul 27, 2013
yep wrote:
I called the hotline a few years ago and explained all of my pain and symtoms. Hell, I had wrong number.
hahaha

“is your friend ”

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#7 Jul 27, 2013
I did have to visit the Health Department a couple of times when I was younger.
Ape Allen

Jonesborough, TN

#8 Jul 29, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
I did have to visit the Health Department a couple of times when I was younger.
Who would have guessed that?

“is your friend ”

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#9 Jul 30, 2013
Ape Allen wrote:
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Who would have guessed that?
What's that suppose to mean? If you are being sarcastic, EAT ME.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#10 Jul 31, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
Do STD hotlines even exist??? Unless your junk LITERALLY catches fire, I would think a simple visit to the doctor/clinic would suffice, or a google search of symptoms...but, if your privates are in flames, I would think 9-1-1 would be the appropriate "hotline"!!!
Junk on fire....what a mental image. Lol!

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#11 Jul 31, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Junk on fire....what a mental image. Lol!
Didn't Eddie Murphy talk on that subject on RAW? Lol
Law abiding

Lexington, NC

#12 Jul 31, 2013
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Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Jul 31, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
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Didn't Eddie Murphy talk on that subject on RAW? Lol
Yes! He said that at one time you could catch something and go to the doctor and take something for it. Now this stuff kills you. Next thing you know, you stick it in and your d!@k explodes.(paraphrased)

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#14 Jul 31, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Yes! He said that at one time you could catch something and go to the doctor and take something for it. Now this stuff kills you. Next thing you know, you stick it in and your d!@k explodes.(paraphrased)
Lol right you are. I'm showing my age with that one!

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