Most embarrassing thing that's ever h...

Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to u

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Howie

Greeneville, TN

#2 Jun 3, 2013
I shat my pants.

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MoTown

#3 Jun 3, 2013
#Blushing
really

Greeneville, TN

#5 Jun 7, 2013
i was screwing casey ric and i couldne feel a thing

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#6 Jun 7, 2013
I fell asleep in school (been a little while back) and woke up with a different class... I just got up and said, "today's lesson was THAT interesting... sorry for the interruption" and went to my next class.
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#7 Jun 7, 2013
Howie wrote:
I shat my pants.
I shat my pants again.

_Word Woman_

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#8 Jun 8, 2013
While in high school, I was wearing a sundress & a few of us were throwing a frisbee in the field outside the lunchroom. One of my friends threw it to me, but it was over my head, so I jumped to catch it...however, one of my other friends was running backwards to catch it & wasn't paying attention & he ran into me & knocked me flat on my back, with my sundress nearly up over my head!

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#9 Jun 8, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
While in high school, I was wearing a sundress & a few of us were throwing a frisbee in the field outside the lunchroom. One of my friends threw it to me, but it was over my head, so I jumped to catch it...however, one of my other friends was running backwards to catch it & wasn't paying attention & he ran into me & knocked me flat on my back, with my sundress nearly up over my head!
I'd have prolly been wearing granny panties. Your situation could've been worse. lol

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#10 Jun 8, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I'd have prolly been wearing granny panties. Your situation could've been worse. lol
LOL!!! No...luckily, I do wear underwear...and neither granny panties nor thongs!
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#11 Jun 8, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
While in high school, I was wearing a sundress & a few of us were throwing a frisbee in the field outside the lunchroom. One of my friends threw it to me, but it was over my head, so I jumped to catch it...however, one of my other friends was running backwards to catch it & wasn't paying attention & he ran into me & knocked me flat on my back, with my sundress nearly up over my head!
At least you didn't shat your panties, did you? I shat mine twice.

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#12 Jun 8, 2013
Howie wrote:
<quoted text>At least you didn't shat your panties, did you? I shat mine twice.
Howie, it was funny... the first time...

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#13 Jun 8, 2013
Howie wrote:
<quoted text>At least you didn't shat your panties, did you? I shat mine twice.
No...I'm happy to say that I did not!!! ;)
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#14 Jun 8, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Howie, it was funny... the first time...
Not to me. You should have had to clean it up.

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#15 Jun 8, 2013
Howie wrote:
<quoted text>Not to me. You should have had to clean it up.
The only shit I will ever clean up is from wiping my own a$$ and changing my daughter's diaper. You're on your own, big boy.

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#16 Jun 8, 2013
Well, I'm so glad to have inspired THIS conversation!!! lol!!!:)
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#17 Jun 8, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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The only shit I will ever clean up is from wiping my own a$$ and changing my daughter's diaper. You're on your own, big boy.
I didn't ask for your help. I said that it may have been funny to you because you didn't have to clean it up. I come here, bare my soul, telling you my most humiliating moments, looking for just a shred of compassion. Instead, I get scorn and degradation. This is the last time that I will ever mention shatting my pants to you. Oh no.....gotta run to the bathroom now! Oh.......shit!!!

_Word Woman_

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#20 Jun 8, 2013
Howie wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't ask for your help. I said that it may have been funny to you because you didn't have to clean it up. I come here, bare my soul, telling you my most humiliating moments, looking for just a shred of compassion. Instead, I get scorn and degradation. This is the last time that I will ever mention shatting my pants to you. Oh no.....gotta run to the bathroom now! Oh.......shit!!!
If it makes you feel better, I've been told that I shat on myself more times than my parents could count when I was a baby, so we've all been there. Lucky for me, I didn't have to clean it myself, but I can empathize with you, nonetheless!!! ;)

_Word Woman_

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#22 Jun 8, 2013
Alyssa_08 wrote:
My hubby and I was screwing and a police officer was a peeping Tom, seen everything and ever since then he says " you're that couple from 22nd street" lmmfao
If you were in your home & not in a car, I think you could have reported that officer!!! lol!!!
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#23 Jun 8, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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If it makes you feel better, I've been told that I shat on myself more times than my parents could count when I was a baby, so we've all been there. Lucky for me, I didn't have to clean it myself, but I can empathize with you, nonetheless!!! ;)
Thank you so much. You are so kind. You will never know what this means to me. I'm not the only one who has done it. What a load to get off......maybe load isn't the right word.

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#24 Jun 8, 2013
Howie wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't ask for your help. I said that it may have been funny to you because you didn't have to clean it up. I come here, bare my soul, telling you my most humiliating moments, looking for just a shred of compassion. Instead, I get scorn and degradation. This is the last time that I will ever mention shatting my pants to you. Oh no.....gotta run to the bathroom now! Oh.......shit!!!
lol nice
Howie

Greeneville, TN

#25 Jun 8, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol nice
It's my own fault. Every time that I eat peanut butter and tuna on an onion roll with roquefort dressing, and then dip it au jus sauce, this happens. I'm thinking about dropping the au jus. What do you think?

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