the next pope
Posted in the Greeneville Forum
#1 Mar 2, 2013
Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of the pope when the college of cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the promise of equality for all,Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office. Forseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. "That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway"he noted. Continuing,he concluded,"And there's no way a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than ten million voters in Michigan. " Further questions should be directed to obamas papal campaign manager,Abdul Azeem khan.
#2 Mar 2, 2013
Hahahahaha!!!!!!! YES INDEED. a chocolate pope. Priceless..........
#3 Mar 2, 2013
You know we r all going to hell when the pope quits...
“Many have died”
Since: Dec 12
On the road to peace
#4 Mar 2, 2013
I don't believe in the pope...
I think I should be pope, I like wearing big hats and robes... I don't like little boys though, so I guess I won't be considered...
#5 Mar 2, 2013
I would certainly vote for Pope Whothehellcares
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