Looking to bust a nut

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Man Of The World

Charlotte, NC

#1 Jul 15, 2013
I need to squirt a load and am offering a lucky female or group of females the opportunity to experience electrifying passion. This will be a life changing event for the lucky recipient of my magic stick. Step right up, or bend right over, ladies, it's the chance of a lifetime.
Homer Sekshal

Greeneville, TN

#2 Jul 15, 2013
Man Of The World wrote:
I need to squirt a load and am offering a lucky female or group of females the opportunity to experience electrifying passion. This will be a life changing event for the lucky recipient of my magic stick. Step right up, or bend right over, ladies, it's the chance of a lifetime.
Would you consider packing a little fudge with your magic stick?
Man Of The World

Charlotte, NC

#3 Jul 15, 2013
Homer Sekshal wrote:
<quoted text>Would you consider packing a little fudge with your magic stick?
Sure, but only if it's in the rear end of a fine female.

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#5 Jul 15, 2013
The moment I've been waiting for...

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#6 Jul 15, 2013
So glad someone responded! I had no words

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#7 Jul 15, 2013
Man Of The World wrote:
I need to squirt a load and am offering a lucky female or group of females the opportunity to experience electrifying passion. This will be a life changing event for the lucky recipient of my magic stick. Step right up, or bend right over, ladies, it's the chance of a lifetime.
I take it you've become quite accustomed to rejection?!?!? Well, here's one more to add to your very long list...
Patriot

Jonesborough, TN

#8 Jul 15, 2013
I've got a hammer that will do the job. I'll be glad to bust your nuts.
tipsy

Greeneville, TN

#9 Jul 15, 2013
Lmao word women you are to funny
lmao

Greeneville, TN

#10 Jul 15, 2013
Patriot wrote:
I've got a hammer that will do the job. I'll be glad to bust your nuts.
One of the funniest remarks ever

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#11 Jul 15, 2013
Buy a nutcracker.
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#12 Jul 15, 2013
Impact wrench an some penetrating oil will usually bust a nut loose...lol

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#13 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
Impact wrench an some penetrating oil will usually bust a nut loose...lol
;)
Do u post under another name, Heeler?

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#14 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
Impact wrench an some penetrating oil will usually bust a nut loose...lol
sounds painful...but, hey, whatever works!!!

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#15 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
Impact wrench an some penetrating oil will usually bust a nut loose...lol
An impact wrench and some penetrating oil... interesting indeed...
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#16 Jul 15, 2013
My bad, they said a nut, I thought a nut, not the nut. Damn thats alota nuts...lol
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#17 Jul 15, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
;)
Do u post under another name, Heeler?
I have enough trouble keeping up with one, tried it once, told on myself first thing...lol

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#18 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
<quoted text>I have enough trouble keeping up with one, tried it once, told on myself first thing...lol
lol I seem to recall that
Don't give too much thought on this nut thread. I'm sure yours are just fine.
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#19 Jul 15, 2013
Yep, was still there when I got out of the shower.

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#20 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
My bad, they said a nut, I thought a nut, not the nut. Damn thats alota nuts...lol
THE nut and "a" nut... yes... a bit differa"nut"...
Had to...

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#21 Jul 15, 2013
Heeler wrote:
Yep, was still there when I got out of the shower.
Good deal... If they weren't, you may wanna check your ph level...

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