Thinking about getting a vasectomy

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“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#1 May 24, 2013
With my general dislike if kids and belief that the world is already overpopulated, I don't think that I could in good conscious bring another one into the world. After talking it over with my wife she is in somewhat agreement, plus she doesn't think she would want to ruin her body by getting knocked up.

So I'm thing about getting a vasectomy so she doesn't have to worry about taking birth control. We have basically decided that if we ever decided we wanted a kid we would just adopt.

So for all of my haters out there, you don't have to worry about me bringing a mini me into this world....

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#2 May 24, 2013
Been there; done that long ago. NO REGRETS EVER!
Kathy

Elizabethton, TN

#3 May 24, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
With my general dislike if kids and belief that the world is already overpopulated, I don't think that I could in good conscious bring another one into the world. After talking it over with my wife she is in somewhat agreement, plus she doesn't think she would want to ruin her body by getting knocked up.
So I'm thing about getting a vasectomy so she doesn't have to worry about taking birth control. We have basically decided that if we ever decided we wanted a kid we would just adopt.
So for all of my haters out there, you don't have to worry about me bringing a mini me into this world....
You won't qualify. You first have to have a set of balls.

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“Why So Serious...”

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#4 May 24, 2013
Kathy wrote:
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You won't qualify. You first have to have a set of balls.
I have more sperm in my one ball than most people do in their "set"....

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#5 May 24, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I have more sperm in my one ball than most people do in their "set"....
You would deprive this world from a mini WTHC?

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#6 May 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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You would deprive this world from a mini WTHC?
Honestly, I would be afraid to see the kid that I would raise... it would probably turn out to be the antichrist...

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#7 May 24, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>Honestly, I would be afraid to see the kid that I would raise... it would probably turn out to be the antichrist...
That's just silly. I'm the antichrist. Pfft...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#9 May 24, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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That's just silly. I'm the antichrist. Pfft...
Well it would be the anti-antichrist then... holy shit, I could father Jesus, but I think I would name him George this time though...
Sam Snippit

Jonesborough, TN

#10 May 24, 2013
No big deal. Had it done a while ago. Wasn't that bad.
2chainz

Ellenboro, NC

#11 May 24, 2013
Saves alot on childsupport
Stick in the rear

Elizabethton, TN

#12 May 24, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I have more sperm in my one ball than most people do in their "set"....
Is your one ball in your mouth.

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#13 May 24, 2013
Hey! Nobody ever asked me if I was down with the idea of gettin my peepee whacked when I was just a lil' squirt! I'm Pissed.

I want my foreskin back!
I smell a lawsuit comin'!

“Why So Serious...”

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#14 May 24, 2013
Stick in the rear wrote:
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Is your one ball in your mouth.
No, try as I might, it just won't reach...

“Why So Serious...”

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#15 May 24, 2013
OneEye NoBrain wrote:
Hey! Nobody ever asked me if I was down with the idea of gettin my peepee whacked when I was just a lil' squirt! I'm Pissed.
I want my foreskin back!
I smell a lawsuit comin'!
Wrong thread....
Still intact

Greeneville, TN

#16 May 24, 2013
OneEye NoBrain wrote:
Hey! Nobody ever asked me if I was down with the idea of gettin my peepee whacked when I was just a lil' squirt! I'm Pissed.
I want my foreskin back!
I smell a lawsuit comin'!
You can smell my foreskin.

Since: May 13

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#17 May 24, 2013
Does it really matter which thread?
I got My vasectomy in my doc's office with only a 10mg valium and local anesthetic for pain.

My response remains the same!

Don't mess with my Junk!

But DO use a condom!
Honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#18 May 25, 2013
I used the word penis in one on my replies.. They banned it. After some words I"ve seen on here, I didn"t realize it was such a bad word. It must have been someone who doesn"t have one, or they don't know what one is. I"ve heard them called everything on here.
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#19 May 25, 2013
Honeydo wrote:
I used the word penis in one on my replies.. They banned it. After some words I"ve seen on here, I didn"t realize it was such a bad word. It must have been someone who doesn"t have one, or they don't know what one is. I"ve heard them called everything on here.
It seems that it came through this time.

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#20 May 25, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
With my general dislike if kids and belief that the world is already overpopulated, I don't think that I could in good conscious bring another one into the world. After talking it over with my wife she is in somewhat agreement, plus she doesn't think she would want to ruin her body by getting knocked up.
So I'm thing about getting a vasectomy so she doesn't have to worry about taking birth control. We have basically decided that if we ever decided we wanted a kid we would just adopt.
So for all of my haters out there, you don't have to worry about me bringing a mini me into this world....
You've probably never had sex and probably never will. You're too stupid.
Honeydo

Greeneville, TN

#21 May 25, 2013
Hmm wrote:
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It seems that it came through this time.
They didn't run the entire reply. I typed the word penis. I seen pekker on her. I guess to them idiots that in in better language. There's more stupid people people in G'ville than I realized.

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