what u get out of ur last home porn movie?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Mar 19, 2013

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a veneral disease

about $17.50

laughed at

runned out of the naeiborhood

assalted

a true learning experence

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Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#30 Mar 21, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
***would love to SEE footage, that is...
Yeah that's the footage everybody walked away from this thread wanting to see..
cool

Santa Barbara, CA

#31 Mar 21, 2013
ten toes up. ten toes down. two big butts going round and round.

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#32 Mar 21, 2013
cool wrote:
ten toes up. ten toes down. two big butts going round and round.
if two butts are goin' round & round, they're not doin' it right!!! You may want to refer back to your book of Kama Sutra, b/c I think you had the toes in the right positions :)
cool

Santa Barbara, CA

#33 Mar 21, 2013
well i mean if you have ever had one go clockwise and the other go counter clockwise it does feel pretty good. lol. jk. I heard that rhyme a while back and thought it was funny.

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#34 Mar 21, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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You may want to refer back to your book of Kama Sutra, b/c I think you had the toes in the right positions :)
Not really if your going by the book of Kama Sutra

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#35 Mar 21, 2013
Here's a tip, cool, & I hope it helps: It's supposed to look more like MMA fighting against the cage & less like hula-hooping!!!

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#36 Mar 21, 2013
cool wrote:
well i mean if you have ever had one go clockwise and the other go counter clockwise it does feel pretty good. lol. jk. I heard that rhyme a while back and thought it was funny.
I agree...it's catchy!!!:)
cool

Santa Barbara, CA

#37 Mar 21, 2013
well ok since it is such a serious conversation. lol. you have a dry sense of humor. ;) ass wholes and know it alls. that is topix for you. i wont respond back so bash the hell out of me. thats what people with actual accounts do right?

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#38 Mar 21, 2013
cool wrote:
well ok since it is such a serious conversation. lol. you have a dry sense of humor. ;) ass wholes and know it alls. that is topix for you. i wont respond back so bash the hell out of me. thats what people with actual accounts do right?
I didn't mean to offend you :( I DO have a dry sense of humor, but I thought your post was funny...and you would have laughed like hell if you had been privy to my mental image as I read it...:)

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#39 Mar 21, 2013
cool wrote:
well ok since it is such a serious conversation. lol. you have a dry sense of humor. ;) ass wholes and know it alls. that is topix for you. i wont respond back so bash the hell out of me. thats what people with actual accounts do right?
uh, huh? It's ok nobody was jumping on you like you misspelled looser. We all was laughing with it while we wished we had someone naked beside us so we could do this whole circle timing thingy and see what happened.

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#40 Mar 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
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uh, huh? It's ok nobody was jumping on you like you misspelled looser. We all was laughing with it while we wished we had someone naked beside us so we could do this whole circle timing thingy and see what happened.
I'm not sure that I possess the coordination required to pull this act off...or maybe it's imagination that I'm lacking here b/c I have to say that the mental image that stuck with this"toes-every-which-way hula dance of love/lust" seems neither sexy or satisfying. Who knows...maybe if some beats that couldn't be refused were introduced, I'd somehow manage to work it out!!! ;)

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#41 Mar 21, 2013
I have found that with 2 inches of space - standing on one leg and with the bird flu with the right person in front of me, I'll make it work

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#42 Mar 22, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
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Ya know, when you get to the top of your step stool you can get on my shoulders and we can slam dunk dat shit together!
I'd have to be the one on your shoulders since i think I'm taller than you. Plus the thought of your balls on the back of my neck makes my a little queazy.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#43 Mar 22, 2013
cool wrote:
ten toes up. ten toes down. two big butts going round and round.
That's actually the punch line of an old joke. The complete punch line goes, "Ten toes up, ten toes down, two big azzes goin' round and round. Belly to belly and chin to chin. If that ain't f^@king you can fine me 10."

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#44 Mar 22, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>That's actually the punch line of an old joke. The complete punch line goes, "Ten toes up, ten toes down, two big azzes goin' round and round. Belly to belly and chin to chin. If that ain't f^@king you can fine me 10."
see, now, Mysty...I hadn't even completely wrapped my head around the toes, butts, & circular motion & you go & add more body parts to the equation!!! Well, I say screw it...that's NOT like any fcking I've ever done & somebody owes me 10 bucks...lmao!!! ;)

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#45 Mar 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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see, now, Mysty...I hadn't even completely wrapped my head around the toes, butts, & circular motion & you go & add more body parts to the equation!!! Well, I say screw it...that's NOT like any fcking I've ever done & somebody owes me 10 bucks...lmao!!! ;)
Oh, you've not lived until you've done the circular grind.

Since: Mar 12

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#46 Mar 22, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Watching a porn like that is very similar to watching a slam dunk contest. I realize no matter how much I try to convince myself, there are somethings I just can't do.
I thought watching a porn movie was like playing video games. Both take good hand to eye coordination.

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