created by: Shemp Sharpe | Mar 19, 2013

Greeneville, TN

17 votes

what u get out of ur last home porn movie?

Click on an option to vote

  • a veneral disease
  • about $17.50
  • laughed at
  • runned out of the naeiborhood
  • assalted
  • a true learning experence
First Prev
of 2
Next Last
manHo

Elizabethton, TN

#2 Mar 20, 2013
a bunch

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#3 Mar 20, 2013
It was an orgy. It was wonderful.

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#4 Mar 20, 2013
Pregnant! Lmao!:D

“my haters inspire me”

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#5 Mar 20, 2013
A Grammy!.........for stopping.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#7 Mar 20, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
It was an orgy. It was wonderful.
Mrs Roberson...you dirty, dirty girl!!! Lol! ;)

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#8 Mar 20, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
I dirty belly button...
I'm certain it complimented your poopy ballz quite well....SUPER sexy!!! ;)
12kno

Greeneville, TN

#12 Mar 20, 2013
a late fee... Im sorry , I know something big was supposed to go there but I hid it. Didnt want the president to stop by and see i rented porn so under the couch it went so when the new James Bond movie came out there I was standing in the check out line with the female clerk trying to tell me I had to clear up the bill for Sara Cummings, All holes Filled before I could rent anything else. I mean really. Time is money friend. Here's the card b!tch charge it and lets move on.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#13 Mar 21, 2013
manHo wrote:
a bunch
a bunch of what?!?!? STDs, orgasms, rejections, toys, flowers thrown at you during the encore?!?!? Please elaborate...lol!!!

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#14 Mar 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
a late fee... Im sorry , I know something big was supposed to go there but I hid it. Didnt want the president to stop by and see i rented porn so under the couch it went so when the new James Bond movie came out there I was standing in the check out line with the female clerk trying to tell me I had to clear up the bill for Sara Cummings, All holes Filled before I could rent anything else. I mean really. Time is money friend. Here's the card b!tch charge it and lets move on.
Lol...ya know, there are free porn sites online...good way to avoid all that awkwardness again, and less expensive!!!

Since: Mar 13

United States

#15 Mar 21, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol...ya know, there are free porn sites online...good way to avoid all that awkwardness again, and less expensive!!!
Ah I think the biggest thrill I got out of the whole thing was sneaking in that little secrete room at the rental place and back out without the woman wearing the plus size shower curtain giving me the hey I'm free tonight look.
Besides it kinda depressed me. How did that guy do that? Some random chick shows up at his house half in tears because she's going door to door looking for her lost puppy and in less than three min he has her doing that? I just ain't got something figured out...

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#16 Mar 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah I think the biggest thrill I got out of the whole thing was sneaking in that little secrete room at the rental place and back out without the woman wearing the plus size shower curtain giving me the hey I'm free tonight look.
Besides it kinda depressed me. How did that guy do that? Some random chick shows up at his house half in tears because she's going door to door looking for her lost puppy and in less than three min he has her doing that? I just ain't got something figured out...
That poor pitiful girl was no longer poor after doing those things she did...she got paid...that's the secret, but don't tell!!! I just thought I'd fill ya in so ya no longer have to be concerned that the guy in the flick possesses some knowledge that you lack...I'm sure he's got nothin'on ya, so rest easy, my friend...lol!!!:)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#17 Mar 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah I think the biggest thrill I got out of the whole thing was sneaking in that little secrete room at the rental place and back out without the woman wearing the plus size shower curtain giving me the hey I'm free tonight look.
Besides it kinda depressed me. How did that guy do that? Some random chick shows up at his house half in tears because she's going door to door looking for her lost puppy and in less than three min he has her doing that? I just ain't got something figured out...
Watching a porn like that is very similar to watching a slam dunk contest. I realize no matter how much I try to convince myself, there are somethings I just can't do.

Since: Mar 13

Mooresboro, NC

#19 Mar 21, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>
But if you have a big latter you can dunk all day!
brilliant! Now I just need to apply that kind of thinking and go steal somebody's puppy

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#20 Mar 21, 2013
12kno wrote:
<quoted text>
brilliant! Now I just need to apply that kind of thinking and go steal somebody's puppy
yeah...puPPy's what you're lookin' for...lmao!!! ;)

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#21 Mar 21, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>
But if you have a big latter you can dunk all day!
Unfortunately my step stool doesn't do me much good.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#22 Mar 21, 2013
I've been joking & replying to everyone else's comments, but I haven't actually answered the question asked in this thread...What did I get from my last home porn movie???
Actually, I got published on the web...and went viral, so I think that means I have an STD?!?!? Gonna have that checked at some point & I'll get back to ya..

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#23 Mar 21, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
I've been joking & replying to everyone else's comments, but I haven't actually answered the question asked in this thread...What did I get from my last home porn movie???
Actually, I got published on the web...and went viral, so I think that means I have an STD?!?!? Gonna have that checked at some point & I'll get back to ya..
Ah, now I see how you knew their secrete. Prolly common knowledge to those in the Biz.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#27 Mar 21, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>
Ya know, when you get to the top of your step stool you can get on my shoulders and we can slam dunk dat shit together!
I would love to footage of this feat when you two work it out...as would the Harlem Globetrotters, I'm sure!!! ;)

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#28 Mar 21, 2013
***would love to SEE footage, that is...

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#29 Mar 21, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>
Lets make cookies
Some people don't allow cookies, but it just so happens that Poopy Ball cookies are my favorite, so you got it!!! ;)

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 2
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Greeneville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Who do you support for Governor in Tennessee in... (Oct '10) 11 min WTSenior 149,031
fun thing to do ***Keep a Word~Drop a Word*** (Sep '10) 12 min Curious 4,008
GVDC is it cost effective or wasteful Governmen... 19 min Curious 17
blonde girl at Dairy Queen in mosheim 22 min Curious 48
Linda Kirk + furniture... 44 min Taxpayer 2
Were u get your wifes wedding ring? 1 hr native 2
Where is the punk rock around this place? 1 hr DC shoes 7
Greene County Commissioners Are So Embarrassing 3 hr For Profit personal 10
•••
•••
•••

Greeneville Jobs

•••
Enter and win $5000
•••
•••
•••

Greeneville People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

•••

Greeneville News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Greeneville
•••

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]
•••