nona chevelle

Jonesborough, TN

#22 Apr 8, 2013
Heard he is expecting a baby...this year... wonder who the lucky girl is.... think someone thought her name was Tonya...glad he found someone that doesn't just belittle him... and stands beside him. must be a good gal... like to meet her...
oops

Hartland, WI

#23 Apr 8, 2013
mama

Jonesborough, TN

#24 Apr 8, 2013
Hey you gals that just think they can somehow sweet talk jd into wooing them....back the fug up... he is taken... indefinitely... final. And john david Taylor parkins ... thanks to all you ladies. Really? Sound like a mack daddy...! ill deal with you later!!!! your mine
knows

United States

#25 Apr 8, 2013
Her name is Tonya Carlton. at least that's the girl he was seeing...the one he held a gun to..
English Teacher

Marquette, MI

#26 Apr 8, 2013
mama wrote:
Hey you gals that just think they can somehow sweet talk jd into wooing them....back the fug up... he is taken... indefinitely... final. And john david Taylor parkins ... thanks to all you ladies. Really? Sound like a mack daddy...! ill deal with you later!!!! your mine
The first half of this post generally makes sense. For example... "Hey you gals that just think [that] they can somehow sweet talk jd into wooing them... back the fug up... he is taken ... indefinitely... final."

While poetic license and liberal use of colloquialisms are used throughout, the general sentiment is clear :

The individual posting wants all rivals to understand that JD is currently in a relationship, and all attempts at disrupting this arrangement will prove to be futile.

The second half of this missive is a cognitive train wreck.

Let us revisit this part of the post:

"And john david Taylor parkins ... thanks to all you ladies. Really? Sound like a mack daddy...! ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"

One could interpret this soliloquy in the following manner:

The writer is speaking directly to John David Taylor Parkins at this point... this much is clear. He or she could very well be berating John David Taylor Parkins for attracting the attention other potential mates.

If this is the case, the sentence should have read, "...thanks to all of your ladies."

Following in this logic, the author, then exclaims,"Sound like a mack daddy."

Possibly, this declarative sentence should have read,"You have the qualities of a Mack Daddy."

According to the Urban Dictionary entry :

Mack Daddy (n.) A pimpalicous man who gets anything he wants (ie, sex, money, clothing, cars etc).
Ex. Dawg!! did you see that pimpalicous mack daddy ova therr??? He's da man!!!

This interpretation logically fits with the tone of the post.

Our Topix contributor wraps things up with the following:

"ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"

Oh dear,... with some work, I think we can make an educated guess that the author meant to pen:

"I will deal with you [John David Taylor Parkins] later!!!. You are mine."

Obviously, our Topix contributor is angry, not only with those who are perceived competition to win the love of JDTP, who was recently arrested for domestic assault, but also with JDTP himself-- for attracting so much positive attention.
greatness

Morganton, NC

#27 Apr 9, 2013
English Teacher wrote:
<quoted text>
The first half of this post generally makes sense. For example... "Hey you gals that just think [that] they can somehow sweet talk jd into wooing them... back the fug up... he is taken ... indefinitely... final."
While poetic license and liberal use of colloquialisms are used throughout, the general sentiment is clear :
The individual posting wants all rivals to understand that JD is currently in a relationship, and all attempts at disrupting this arrangement will prove to be futile.
The second half of this missive is a cognitive train wreck.
Let us revisit this part of the post:
"And john david Taylor parkins ... thanks to all you ladies. Really? Sound like a mack daddy...! ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"
One could interpret this soliloquy in the following manner:
The writer is speaking directly to John David Taylor Parkins at this point... this much is clear. He or she could very well be berating John David Taylor Parkins for attracting the attention other potential mates.
If this is the case, the sentence should have read, "...thanks to all of your ladies."
Following in this logic, the author, then exclaims,"Sound like a mack daddy."
Possibly, this declarative sentence should have read,"You have the qualities of a Mack Daddy."
According to the Urban Dictionary entry :
Mack Daddy (n.) A pimpalicous man who gets anything he wants (ie, sex, money, clothing, cars etc).
Ex. Dawg!! did you see that pimpalicous mack daddy ova therr??? He's da man!!!
This interpretation logically fits with the tone of the post.
Our Topix contributor wraps things up with the following:
"ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"
Oh dear,... with some work, I think we can make an educated guess that the author meant to pen:
"I will deal with you [John David Taylor Parkins] later!!!. You are mine."
Obviously, our Topix contributor is angry, not only with those who are perceived competition to win the love of JDTP, who was recently arrested for domestic assault, but also with JDTP himself-- for attracting so much positive attention.
This is the best post I've ever read. Sir/Madam, I love you.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#28 Apr 9, 2013
English Teacher wrote:
<quoted text>
The first half of this post generally makes sense. For example... "Hey you gals that just think [that] they can somehow sweet talk jd into wooing them... back the fug up... he is taken ... indefinitely... final."
While poetic license and liberal use of colloquialisms are used throughout, the general sentiment is clear :
The individual posting wants all rivals to understand that JD is currently in a relationship, and all attempts at disrupting this arrangement will prove to be futile.
The second half of this missive is a cognitive train wreck.
Let us revisit this part of the post:
"And john david Taylor parkins ... thanks to all you ladies. Really? Sound like a mack daddy...! ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"
One could interpret this soliloquy in the following manner:
The writer is speaking directly to John David Taylor Parkins at this point... this much is clear. He or she could very well be berating John David Taylor Parkins for attracting the attention other potential mates.
If this is the case, the sentence should have read, "...thanks to all of your ladies."
Following in this logic, the author, then exclaims,"Sound like a mack daddy."
Possibly, this declarative sentence should have read,"You have the qualities of a Mack Daddy."
According to the Urban Dictionary entry :
Mack Daddy (n.) A pimpalicous man who gets anything he wants (ie, sex, money, clothing, cars etc).
Ex. Dawg!! did you see that pimpalicous mack daddy ova therr??? He's da man!!!
This interpretation logically fits with the tone of the post.
Our Topix contributor wraps things up with the following:
"ill deal with you later!!!! your mine"
Oh dear,... with some work, I think we can make an educated guess that the author meant to pen:
"I will deal with you [John David Taylor Parkins] later!!!. You are mine."
Obviously, our Topix contributor is angry, not only with those who are perceived competition to win the love of JDTP, who was recently arrested for domestic assault, but also with JDTP himself-- for attracting so much positive attention.
Me too. This brought tears of joy to my eyes.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#29 Apr 9, 2013
I realize of course that "Me too" is an incomplete sentence, but I was overcome with gladness.
Jeff Co Shooter

Duluth, GA

#30 Apr 9, 2013
English Teacher,

Your lingual insights have brought both joy and pain to the dear posters and readers of Topix, and for that, I applaud you.

Bravo!

So tell us, our dearest Professor English Teacher, Phd., did you learn that in Amherst or is that just some lingual rhetoric that you picked up from Johnny Puke and Ugly-Ugly?
lmfao

Jonesborough, TN

#31 Apr 9, 2013
Lol am i at topix or yale lol omg. u people crack me up. lol politically correct. A+
storm

Johnson City, TN

#32 Apr 10, 2013
Wow! How people change! AT this point, I am glad he is someone I used to know. I pray he can get his stuff together and be a father to the one son he does have.

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#33 Apr 10, 2013
Loser big time aggravated assault. He will meet bubba in prison
just sayin

Greeneville, TN

#34 Apr 11, 2013
Toyota wrote:
He's an idiot. Just look at him.
if he is the one that worked at g.v.d.c. and went to the group homes him and a co-worker got caught having sex on the couch in the living room at their work place on day shift!
country boy

Elizabethton, TN

#35 Apr 13, 2013
Basically he is a burnt out idiot. Got a GREAT son that he knows absolutely nothing about.
LilRed

Cherryville, NC

#36 Apr 16, 2013
JDP was always an awesome co worker... We had many of good nights at Gvdc... He has a great personality and a flirty side... But an over all great man and a hard worker :)
tonya

Elizabethton, TN

#37 Apr 22, 2013
Yes for all that wants to know who gots yo know ... I'm 4 months pregnant with his baby... and he is a great dad goez to all elis ballgames and changed his life for me.. and makes me extra happy everyday...;) in more ways than i can. count..guess that's where our baby come about... he isa good man...
tonya

Elizabethton, TN

#38 Apr 22, 2013
Prove it. if it can't be proven it didn't happen
hummmm

Johnson City, TN

#39 Apr 25, 2013
tonya wrote:
Yes for all that wants to know who gots yo know ... I'm 4 months pregnant with his baby... and he is a great dad goez to all elis ballgames and changed his life for me.. and makes me extra happy everyday...;) in more ways than i can. count..guess that's where our baby come about... he isa good man...
Sweetie, he changed his life for a lot of ladies and made most of them very happy to fall in love with him! He is a smooth talker when it comes to the ladies. Hope for your sake and the unborn child he can stay on the right track.
tonya

Elizabethton, TN

#40 May 6, 2013
Me too. i pray...
humm

Johnson City, TN

#41 May 9, 2013
tonya wrote:
Me too. i pray...
Maybe he will as long as one girl can stay away from him. I thought it came from his own mouth you miscarried. I am sure that was another one of his lies. So good luck and wishing you all the best.

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