Wet Willie

Knoxville, TN

#21 Dec 19, 2011
MystDefy wrote:
4 words:
Prudishness is not sexy.
I know I'll catch some flack over that, but dang ladies! Give your men a little breathing room. They are very visual creatures. As long as you and he are the only ones benefitting from it, what's the harm? A little fantasy can be a good thing. Self-confidence is a huge turn-on. If a guy wants to watch it, he will. Don't force him underground and sow seeds of resentment (for both of you). Enjoy it with him.
I'm coming over tonight with my just released, latest porn film..."Wet Willie does Wyoming."
Sneaky

Knoxville, TN

#22 Dec 19, 2011
Seriously, if they're finding your collection you're doing something wrong (speaking about computers here, not mags/DVDs/etc).

Let me let y'all in on a little secret, from one dirty old man to another: TrueCrypt.

http://www.truecrypt.org/

This is totally free open source software that makes it easy to encrypt and securely hide your stash anywhere on your system or device like a USB drive. There's an easy-to-follow how-to tutorial that explains the entire process. Once completed, your encrypted virtual drive will be 100% invisible to the rest of the computer when hidden and only you will know where you hide the root file and the password used to make it visible.

Just be smart and make sure to dismount the virtual drive every time you're done and you're golden. You can even modify/play files right out of the virtual drive with no problems. They're automatically decrypted when used and recrypted upon closing them out. Never get caught again! You can thank me later.

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#23 Dec 19, 2011
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>I'm coming over tonight with my just released, latest porn film..."Wet Willie does Wyoming."
Crap, I was hoping I could get her to watch one of my old classics like "Diesel Does Dalton" or "Jack Does Jonesborough" first. Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#24 Dec 19, 2011
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>I'm coming over tonight with my just released, latest porn film..."Wet Willie does Wyoming."
Great! But when I strip down, you'll forget it's on.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#25 Dec 19, 2011
JACK DIESEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Crap, I was hoping I could get her to watch one of my old classics like "Diesel Does Dalton" or "Jack Does Jonesborough" first. Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.
Let's see now....Myst does Morristown...no, ew, yuck. No wait! Mysty does Mosheim....nah....oh! oh! I've got it! MystDefy does Morehead City North Carolina!!
Wet Willie

Knoxville, TN

#26 Dec 19, 2011
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Let's see now....Myst does Morristown...no, ew, yuck. No wait! Mysty does Mosheim....nah....oh! oh! I've got it! MystDefy does Morehead City North Carolina!!
Mosheim ain't that big of a place. That one is a short story.
Wet Willie

Knoxville, TN

#27 Dec 19, 2011
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Great! But when I strip down, you'll forget it's on.
When you strip down, it will be on alright.
Wet Willie

Knoxville, TN

#28 Dec 19, 2011
JACK DIESEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Crap, I was hoping I could get her to watch one of my old classics like "Diesel Does Dalton" or "Jack Does Jonesborough" first. Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.
I saw "Jack Does Jonesborough." Damn, there was blood in the streets. I couldn't believe that little Mexican gal could take it all.
lmao

Lake City, SC

#29 Dec 19, 2011
Maybe he's watching porn to learn some stuff, so he can give you a better time.

So if somebody drives a 1978 Datsun B210 rust busket, can they not look at 2012 Corvette and dream a little. Good thing you can't see his dreams at night you would really be pissed off.
Wet Willie

Smyrna, TN

#30 Dec 19, 2011
JACK DIESEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Crap, I was hoping I could get her to watch one of my old classics like "Diesel Does Dalton" or "Jack Does Jonesborough" first. Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.
What I found that placed "Diesel Does Dalton" in such an unusual genre was a rare mix of sex and violence not usually seen on film. It is an infrequent occurence to find a film that combines an action star, such as yourself, who comes into a town, Jonesborough, in this case, and beats the living sh!t out of all the men in town, and then screws all the women, and leaves the women swooning, and the men in awe. Only you could have pulled that one off. I am looking forward to your next, sure to be blockbuster hit, "Diesel Drives a Hard Bargain," which is set in the Lingerie Dept. of Victoria's Secret on Black Friday.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#31 Dec 19, 2011
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>What I found that placed "Diesel Does Dalton" in such an unusual genre was a rare mix of sex and violence not usually seen on film. It is an infrequent occurence to find a film that combines an action star, such as yourself, who comes into a town, Jonesborough, in this case, and beats the living sh!t out of all the men in town, and then screws all the women, and leaves the women swooning, and the men in awe. Only you could have pulled that one off. I am looking forward to your next, sure to be blockbuster hit, "Diesel Drives a Hard Bargain," which is set in the Lingerie Dept. of Victoria's Secret on Black Friday.
It sounds like Jack worked up a number 6 on Jonesborough. What's a number 6 you ask?

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Since: Dec 11

Franklin, TN

#32 Dec 19, 2011
Recognize real wrote:
My girl gets furious when I look up porn on the net she says its disrespectful. Any thoughts??
I've always enjoyed watching it wit my man when were about to put it down but as far as him sitting at the otha end of the couch looking at otha naked females no I'm not OK wit that call me jealous if you will but when I'm wit you your attention should be no where else and if you dnt agree then I'm sure I could find someone who does...just sayin
Wet Willie

Smyrna, TN

#33 Dec 19, 2011
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>It sounds like Jack worked up a number 6 on Jonesborough. What's a number 6 you ask?
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
I started laughing at the first sentence because I'm a big Mel Brooks fan, and knew what the ole' number 6 was. Slim Pickens was the best. Somebody's goin' to go back and git a whole shitload o' dimes.
respectful love

Nolensville, TN

#34 Dec 19, 2011
Having to watch another woman in order to 'get off' in my opinion is cheating. You shouldn't lust over anybody but your woman. As a woman, I know that when you look at other ladies like that, it makes a woman feel less beautiful since you need 'porn'. I feel that this could have been worded better & I apologize that its not but you get the picture.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#35 Dec 19, 2011
NobodyYouKnow wrote:
<quoted text>
What do you think dumb ass? Of course watching porn is cheating if you're in a committed relationship with a girl. If I were her, I'd dump you for another guy who wasn't into such.
Your girl is a decent girl with such opinion
Wet Willie

Smyrna, TN

#36 Dec 19, 2011
JACK DIESEL wrote:
<quoted text>
Crap, I was hoping I could get her to watch one of my old classics like "Diesel Does Dalton" or "Jack Does Jonesborough" first. Oh well, maybe tomorrow night.
The porn movie that you starred in after your accident is the one that I've been trying to find. It seems to be rented out perpetually. Of course, for those who don't know, it is the classic "Broke back, yet mountin'." That film chronicled Jack's sexploits after breaking his back, and eschewing traditional back surgery for 30 days of intense coital therapy in a dorm at all female Wellesly College near Boston. Man, I've never seen anyone rise to the occasion like that, while playing hurt. My hat's off to you Jack.
LMAO

Antioch, TN

#37 Dec 19, 2011
honey wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me see: I spend an hour in a bubble bath, shave my legs, slip on the nittie I just bought for my significant other to enjoy, put on some romantic music just waiting for my man. My man comes in, cuts the lights off (I am no pig) and we proceed to "enjoy each other". All the I Love Yous said and done and we are basking in the afterglow of our love. Later that evening I find a girly book or worse, pornography on the web he has been "admiring"!! Yep, it will be a looooooong time before he gets to enjoy the real thing again. So my point -- love, admire and enjoy whoopie with the real thing or sit in front of your computer or looking at a book at a girl you will never know or be with? Honey it's your choice.
It may not be to looooooong before he gets some. The wonderful thing in life is your not the only one who has one of those things
Pr0n

Greeneville, TN

#38 Dec 20, 2011
I watch it with my man.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#39 Dec 20, 2011
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>The porn movie that you starred in after your accident is the one that I've been trying to find. It seems to be rented out perpetually. Of course, for those who don't know, it is the classic "Broke back, yet mountin'." That film chronicled Jack's sexploits after breaking his back, and eschewing traditional back surgery for 30 days of intense coital therapy in a dorm at all female Wellesly College near Boston. Man, I've never seen anyone rise to the occasion like that, while playing hurt. My hat's off to you Jack.
Hilarious!!! My hat (and thangs) are off to you too, Jack! Coital therapy, I want some.
Wet Willie

Smyrna, TN

#40 Dec 20, 2011
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Hilarious!!! My hat (and thangs) are off to you too, Jack! Coital therapy, I want some.
Any idea when "Diesel Drives a Hard Bargain" will be in stores?

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