Ur dreem woman?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 30, 2013

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has harey arms

lots moles an werts

zits and runy sores

like to drank

like to cook

like to espirmint with sex

wet the bed

has a turn me own smell about her

all of the above AND MORE!

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Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jul 30, 2013
Sorry Shempe, Im keeping my promise to the He Man Woman Haters Club...lol
James

Bluff City, TN

#2 Jul 30, 2013
Moles and warts. A big turn on!

Since: Nov 11

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#3 Jul 30, 2013
None of the above. Sweet is sexy, in my book.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#4 Jul 30, 2013
'Dreem,' woman, or NIGHTMARE woman?

Since: Mar 13

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#5 Jul 30, 2013
My dreem woman has a pe***.
lol
Hmmmm

United States

#6 Jul 30, 2013
Well idk about a dream woman but my dream man is smart funny handsome oh an he has to be capable of spelling simple words such as dream...just saying

Since: Mar 13

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#7 Jul 30, 2013
Hmmmm wrote:
Well idk about a dream woman but my dream man is smart funny handsome oh an he has to be capable of spelling simple words such as dream...just saying
Shemp obviously knows how to spell dreem...
critic

New Market, TN

#8 Jul 31, 2013
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
'Dreem,' woman, or NIGHTMARE woman?
whats the difference?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#9 Jul 31, 2013
Hmmmm wrote:
Well idk about a dream woman but my dream man is smart funny handsome oh an he has to be capable of spelling simple words such as dream...just saying
Skol!!
Silly willy

United States

#10 Jul 31, 2013
A woman who can actually spell DREAM!!

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Jul 31, 2013
Silly willy wrote:
A woman who can actually spell DREAM!!
Ooooo my gosh I've been spelling it dreem all this time!
D-R-I-E-M
I had forgotten the i before E except after C rule.
<claps excitedly!!>
Shemp, dear, take note of this correction.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#12 Jul 31, 2013
Silly willy wrote:
A woman who can actually spell DREAM!!
Cheers!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Jul 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Ooooo my gosh I've been spelling it dreem all this time!
D-R-I-E-M
I had forgotten the i before E except after C rule.
<claps excitedly!!>
Shemp, dear, take note of this correction.
Mozzeltov!

No occifer, I'm not drunk.

Since: Mar 13

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#14 Jul 31, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Mozzeltov!

No occifer, I'm not drunk.
lol Thanks, Mysty! I am quite excited about my new revelation. And... that's not an officer btw, it's a stop sign... ;)

“Here at the house”

Since: Mar 13

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#15 Jul 31, 2013
That's a good one.
GvilleWrkr

Waxhaw, NC

#16 Jul 31, 2013
Honest, integrity, loyalty , drama free

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#17 Jul 31, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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lol Thanks, Mysty! I am quite excited about my new revelation. And... that's not an officer btw, it's a stop sign... ;)
Oh.

So can I go now?

Since: Mar 13

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#18 Jul 31, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Oh.

So can I go now?
Well, it isn't green yet... give it just another moment.
Hate pill heads

Greeneville, TN

#19 Jul 31, 2013
Why are these women posting on a topic called Ur dreem woman, if there is one here on Dreem men I doubt you would be seeing many men on it. Just saying

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#20 Jul 31, 2013
Well, in Se7en's defense, she said her dreem "woman" would have a pecker. Me, I simply take a drink every time somebody corrects Shemp's spelling. It happens quite often, so needless to say, I got tipsy, Se7en offered her assistance, and you asked why we're here. So, in answer to your question....uh, what was the question again?

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