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“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#1 Apr 28, 2013
I have been wondering that all day...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Apr 29, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I have been wondering that all day...
I believe it was Dallas Green that said "There comes a time in every mans life, and I've had plenty of them."

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Apr 29, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I believe it was Dallas Green that said "There comes a time in every mans life, and I've had plenty of them."
Correction: it was the late Casey Stengal.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#4 Apr 29, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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Correction: it was the late Casey Stengal.
He came up with some jewels. I like, "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

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#5 Apr 30, 2013
What if...
The Internet was never invented?
Acid was legal?
Parachute pants were still in style?
Pigs flew and hell froze over?
Reality was only a dream?
There was blessed peace on Earth?
We walked on our hands?
Mobile phones had a built in breathalyzer to prevent embarrassing 4am phone calls?

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#6 Apr 30, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
What if...
The Internet was never invented?
Acid was legal?
Parachute pants were still in style?
Pigs flew and hell froze over?
Reality was only a dream?
There was blessed peace on Earth?
We walked on our hands?
Mobile phones had a built in breathalyzer to prevent embarrassing 4am phone calls?
reality as you know it is a dream... everything else you said it true...

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#7 Apr 30, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>reality as you know it is a dream... everything else you said it true...
If my reality is only a dream and within the true reality, all else i listed was now a fact of life;
I knew that when hell froze over there would be peace on earth and acid would be legal. But parachute pants? You've got to be kidding me...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#8 Apr 30, 2013
Yup...parachute pants....

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Apr 30, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Yup...parachute pants....
Haha that's too funny

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#11 Apr 30, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>What if you actually opened up an abortion clinic and gave people a stamp card with a free abortion on the fourth stamp? You'd make millions my friend ;)
Poopy <3 Don't be like that. I've already had 6 stamps at that "other" place and would be so pissed off if I'd have thought the 5th coulda been free... And I have babies so this should be funny! <Love>
How are things going, btw? I think it's gonna be a girl!

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#12 Apr 30, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>Poopy <3 Don't be like that. I've already had 6 stamps at that "other" place and would be so pissed off if I'd have thought the 5th coulda been free... And I have babies so this should be funny! <Love>
How are things going, btw? I think it's gonna be a girl!
And... I have a lot of baby things if u need them... Clothes, a swing, a baby bath, car seat, a couple of those bouncy chairs...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#13 Apr 30, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
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What if you actually opened up an abortion clinic and gave people a stamp card with a free abortion on the fourth stamp? You'd make millions my friend ;)
you mean i can charge to give abortions... and all this time ive been doing it for free, just because i love to take a childs life..

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#14 Apr 30, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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And... I have a lot of baby things if u need them... Clothes, a swing, a baby bath, car seat, a couple of those bouncy chairs...
I call the bouncy chairs...

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#15 Apr 30, 2013
However, back to all those "what if's"...

What if...

What if all lights were black lights?
What if we lived in a society where our every thought was public?
What if, at this moment, we are all living up to our full potential?
What if clothes were optional?
What if we all had everything our heart desired?
What if superheroes existed?
What if cool aid didn't stain our upper lip?
What if the ocean was pink and the sky was green?
What if black was never gothic?
What if...
Oh, I can go on and on...

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#16 Apr 30, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I call the bouncy chairs...
All yours baby

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#18 Apr 30, 2013
PoopyBallZ wrote:
<quoted text>It was all in good humor. No hard feelings.
Shew! Good! lol

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#19 Apr 30, 2013
Fine... Posting more "what if's"

What if a woman's vagina... nm...
(Yes, I'm more intoxicated)

What if bologna was a vegetable?
What if Mr. Clean had hair?
What if country was cool?
What if lent rollers didn't exist?
What if there was an i in team?
What if light bulbs blew one at a time?
What if there was no slow lane?
What if Walmart closed on Sundays?

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#20 Apr 30, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
What if all lights were black lights?
You probably wouldnt shake hands with as many people...

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#21 Apr 30, 2013
What if 7 ate 9?
What if Obama was white?
What if Michael Jackson had stayed black?
What if "The Man" was actually a woman?
What if crack saved?
What if your "low on battery bar" for your mobile phone didn't show in time for you to plug it in?
What if you actually used Social Studies from school?
What if the hare had beaten the tortoise?
ybestupid

United States

#22 Apr 30, 2013
What if Tusculum campus was ordered into lockdown because of a gunman on the loose that was later captured as he held 9 people hostage at the Deans house?

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