How do they get the "Keep off the Gra...

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

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MesoTupid

Greeneville, TN

#1 Mar 1, 2013
huh?
Taliesin

Lancing, TN

#2 Mar 1, 2013
They ask someone who can't read to do it.
curious

Mosheim, TN

#3 Mar 2, 2013
How about a sign that reads "no dogs allowed", can a dog really understand what it says?

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#4 Mar 2, 2013
Cris Angel has a side business for sign installation. He levitates above the ground and sticks the sign in. He then guesses how much money you have in your pocket and rips you into two halves.

Since: Dec 12

Charlotte, NC

#5 Mar 2, 2013
I don't know how "they" do it, but when I put em up in my yard, u just pull out my 1989 Hoverboard. Works as good as the day Biff got his dose of fertilizer.

Ok, now you young whipper snappers are going "huh?" LOL ;D
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#6 Mar 2, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
I don't know how "they" do it, but when I put em up in my yard, u just pull out my 1989 Hoverboard. Works as good as the day Biff got his dose of fertilizer.
Ok, now you young whipper snappers are going "huh?" LOL ;D
It is quite sad when you realize so many prolly never heard of Back to the Future... I need a moment of silence now...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#7 Mar 2, 2013
I've always wondered why they put up signs saying, "slow, children at play" they should put up signs facing the houses saying, "danger, cars present. Stay the hell out of the road"...
Me and my brother were never very fast, so my dad put up a sign saying "slow children at play"...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#8 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I've always wondered why they put up signs saying, "slow, children at play" they should put up signs facing the houses saying, "danger, cars present. Stay the hell out of the road"...
Me and my brother were never very fast, so my dad put up a sign saying "slow children at play"...
That's sad... It really should've said mentally challenged... Sounds much more politically correct... such a complex... But then again, perhaps you were just slow.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#9 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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That's sad... It really should've said mentally challenged... Sounds much more politically correct... such a complex... But then again, perhaps you were just slow.
It was a different time... nowadays it would have to say that, but very few people cared about others feelings 25 to 30 years ago... well I guess times were a'changin because 10 years before that the sign would've read "watch out for the retards" ... and 10 years previous to that there wouldn't have been a sign warning anyone... and if you go back another 10 years I would've been drowned at birth... ahh, the good ole days...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#10 Mar 2, 2013
BUT... 10 years before that, they'd have said, "Holy shit, man, the world is flat!" While u sailed on... You coulda been Columbus... Stupid time eras...
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#11 Mar 2, 2013
How does the bus door get closed after the driver gets off?
monster you made

Knoxville, TN

#12 Mar 2, 2013
I want one of the old "No Trespassing: Violators will be shot" I haven't seen one in years. Do they even still make them?

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#13 Mar 2, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
How does the bus door get closed after the driver gets off?
You...just...blew...my...mind. ..
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#14 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
BUT... 10 years before that, they'd have said, "Holy shit, man, the world is flat!" While u sailed on... You coulda been Columbus... Stupid time eras...
This made since to me a moment ago... No longer, however. I shouldn't get intoxicated before my trist with Topix...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#15 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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This made since to me a moment ago... No longer, however. I shouldn't get intoxicated before my trist with Topix...
Why not... I do... The drunker you get the funnier it is... The way I see it is I'm here to amuse myself, to hell with everyone else...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#16 Mar 2, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
How does the bus door get closed after the driver gets off?
Pisses me off, really... Those little midgets that steal your last ply of toilet paper... Yup... They are the ones that close the bus door when the driver gets off. They're like freakin' Mosquitos... Gotta take the good with the bad...

Since: Dec 12

Greer, SC

#17 Mar 2, 2013
monster you made wrote:
I want one of the old "No Trespassing: Violators will be shot" I haven't seen one in years. Do they even still make them?
You may prefer mine, the modern version, "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." Works like a charm :)
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#18 Mar 2, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
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You may prefer mine, the modern version, "Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." Works like a charm :)
A plane crashes. Half of it lands in Canada and the other half lands in the US of grand A. Where do u bury the survivors?

Since: Mar 12

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#19 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
How does the bus door get closed after the driver gets off?
I lived in a school bus when I was a kid. You just push on the door when you leave.
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#21 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I lived in a school bus when I was a kid. You just push on the door when you leave.
thats it? Thats ur solution...hmmm all these years of pondering and alyagotado is push the freakin door?

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