Ever rode one of them mechnicle bulls?

Ever rode one of them mechnicle bulls?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 1, 2013

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it throwed me outside in the parkin lot

vomited my head of

broke my arm

busted my ribs

broke a bistanders neck

it wouldnt shut of

my breestes came out of my shirt

i shit my self

of them

Ape Allen

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jul 1, 2013
A what?
Hmm

Johnson City, TN

#2 Jul 2, 2013
I'd bet that GaPeachTnFower has the record on a Bull. She's done it all.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#3 Jul 2, 2013
At the Survivor Motorcycle Rally in Cherokee, they have nekked bullridin'. Seen some of them biker chicks' brestees justa slappin' they brains out.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#5 Jul 2, 2013
huh wrote:
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Brains?
Oh yeah. Pardon the slip. I meant TOOTH.

Since: Mar 13

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#6 Jul 2, 2013
No... but it's on the old bucket list...

“light always defeats darkness”

Since: Jul 13

nowhere

#7 Jul 2, 2013
Tried it once and found out you really need a cup to ride. Walked funny all night.

Since: Mar 13

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#8 Jul 2, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Tried it once and found out you really need a cup to ride. Walked funny all night.
I don't think I'd need a cup... maybe a Dixie cup... Or a cup-o-chino... But not wanna those cups... prolly still walk funny the rest of the night tho...

“light always defeats darkness”

Since: Jul 13

nowhere

#9 Jul 2, 2013
Dixie cup??????????

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#10 Jul 2, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Dixie cup??????????
Surely you've heard if a Dixie cup...

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#11 Jul 2, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Dixie cup??????????
Of*

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#12 Jul 2, 2013
I Am The Magician wrote:
Dixie cup??????????
Oh lord... You're a Yankee
Lol
I'm playin'
WTH

Bristol, TN

#13 Jul 6, 2013
Seven probably not old enuff to get into a nightclub.
TARHEEL

Campobello, SC

#14 Jul 7, 2013
tried it once in my twenties at the Houston valley club, I stayed on for maybe 10 sec. just because they had it going slow then I got my a$$ threw off! never did it again!lmao!

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