I'm looking for a long lost Turd

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Turd Ferguson

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jan 8, 2013
Can you help me find it?
start

Union City, TN

#2 Jan 8, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Can you help me find it?
Found it, it's at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Wash DC

“the right is mostly wrong”

Since: Jan 13

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#3 Jan 9, 2013
Don't know exactly where 'W' got flushed to these days!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#4 Jan 9, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Can you help me find it?
Is that the steaming log you pinched off in the Burger Chef sink years ago?
look closer

Greeneville, TN

#5 Jan 9, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Can you help me find it?
You might want to look in your truck, or it might be in your pants.
willie donka

Greeneville, TN

#6 Jan 9, 2013
Turd Ferguson wrote:
Can you help me find it?
You probally left it in someones house that u cleaned. I heard your business aint doing to good. I wander if its because of your turd dropings?

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#7 Jan 9, 2013
Is it about 5 inches tall, brown, with corn throughout, and a peanut sticking out of its head.... If so I saw it trying to hitch a ride on the bypass yesterday... I was going to give it a lift but had just cleaned my seats...
one idea

Johnson City, TN

#8 Jan 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Is it about 5 inches tall, brown, with corn throughout, and a peanut sticking out of its head.... If so I saw it trying to hitch a ride on the bypass yesterday... I was going to give it a lift but had just cleaned my seats...
I picked it up and took it to bulls gap!
Al Gore

Johnson City, TN

#9 Jan 10, 2013
People we have a severe problem with people looseing turds in this country! Ofcourse I have a plan to fix it, see my new show on Al Jazeera!

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#10 Jan 10, 2013
Is it your child? You lost contact with the little shit? Sometimes it's best to wipe clean and start fresh.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#11 Jan 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Is it about 5 inches tall, brown, with corn throughout, and a peanut sticking out of its head.... If so I saw it trying to hitch a ride on the bypass yesterday... I was going to give it a lift but had just cleaned my seats...
That sounds like my willie.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#12 Jan 10, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>That sounds like my willie.
You might want to have a doctor look at that... I'm pretty sure they make a cream for it...
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#13 Jan 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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You might want to have a doctor look at that... I'm pretty sure they make a cream for it...
You just want to look at it, don't you? Are you a doctor?
Narcoleptic

Charlotte, NC

#14 Jan 10, 2013
I love peanuts...

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#15 Jan 10, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>You just want to look at it, don't you? Are you a doctor?
I'm not a doctor, but I never turn down a chance to look at a deformed Willie...
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#16 Jan 10, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I'm not a doctor, but I never turn down a chance to look at a deformed Willie...
It isn't deformed. It's 5 inches tall, brown, with corn throughout, and a peanut sticking out of its head. I fail to see the problem here.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#17 Jan 10, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>It isn't deformed. It's 5 inches tall, brown, with corn throughout, and a peanut sticking out of its head. I fail to see the problem here.
You have a corn and nut baby Ruth for a Johnson? I guess it's better than my cabbage and beets Hershey's mini.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#18 Jan 10, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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You have a corn and nut baby Ruth for a Johnson? I guess it's better than my cabbage and beets Hershey's mini.
Yeah, you got a problem with that? Hang in there.....I hear that some women like cabbage and beets. It's a niche market though.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#19 Jan 10, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, you got a problem with that? Hang in there.....I hear that some women like cabbage and beets. It's a niche market though.
I have amazing luck with rabbits.
finders keepers

Lexington, NC

#20 Jan 10, 2013
Theres more than one and they live in sun valley. The whole family are shit stirrers.

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