When ur car breaks down on road way u?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 25, 2013

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report it stold

sit it afire

push it over a bank

ty white panties on door

break in to a busyness an use phone

car jack the one who stop to help u

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#1 Apr 26, 2013
I keep two naked guys in raincoats in my trunk. If I break down, they get out and open their coats at traffic. They're my flashers.
David

Elizabethton, TN

#2 Apr 26, 2013
I would call someone to come help me.

Since: Jan 13

Duluth, GA

#4 Apr 26, 2013
First i would cry, then i would get my big girl panties on and call a tow truck.
interested

Johnson City, TN

#7 Apr 26, 2013
call AAA.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#8 Apr 26, 2013
If it is in a badspot I get a neighbor or somebody like that to deal with it.

Since: Mar 13

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#10 Apr 26, 2013
My husband and I broke down once... This was before we were married, just young kids... I called my dad to come get us, it was late. We were just sitting there so we decided to have some quick "fun". When things were just going well, I saw blue and red lights pull up ahead of us... that caught my attention. Those blue and red lights didn't mean sh!t when I saw my dad pull up behind us. We got our crap together pretty fast. No one really said anything, until one of my boy's buddies was riding with us the next day and looked at our front wind shield and asked what the hell it was that he was looking at... it was my ass print... I rushed to clear it off with the sleeve of my shirt. Good times...
No real way to explain that without looking like an idiot...

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#11 Apr 26, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
My husband and I broke down once... This was before we were married, just young kids... I called my dad to come get us, it was late. We were just sitting there so we decided to have some quick "fun". When things were just going well, I saw blue and red lights pull up ahead of us... that caught my attention. Those blue and red lights didn't mean sh!t when I saw my dad pull up behind us. We got our crap together pretty fast. No one really said anything, until one of my boy's buddies was riding with us the next day and looked at our front wind shield and asked what the hell it was that he was looking at... it was my ass print... I rushed to clear it off with the sleeve of my shirt. Good times...
No real way to explain that without looking like an idiot...
I have a similar funny story but it only has a little to do with a car...you'll see.
I was also very young and married to my first husband. We were at my parents house and they were gone and our libidos were chemically enhanced, so we decided to go wild right in the middle of the living room!(Yeah, we were two crazy kids.) So we're both buck neked, kickin' it old-school, hands and kness, you know, in a canine frame of mind so to speak, when he thinks he hears a car pull in and like a flash, he's gone (Who was that masked man?). Never knew a man could move that fast. So here I am, clueless, alone, still "assuming the position" in the middle of the room. Wouldn't that have been a sight for sore eyes for my parents? Thank goodness there was no car and it was a false alarm, but I still chuckle at the mental image.

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Apr 26, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I have a similar funny story but it only has a little to do with a car...you'll see.
I was also very young and married to my first husband. We were at my parents house and they were gone and our libidos were chemically enhanced, so we decided to go wild right in the middle of the living room!(Yeah, we were two crazy kids.) So we're both buck neked, kickin' it old-school, hands and kness, you know, in a canine frame of mind so to speak, when he thinks he hears a car pull in and like a flash, he's gone (Who was that masked man?). Never knew a man could move that fast. So here I am, clueless, alone, still "assuming the position" in the middle of the room. Wouldn't that have been a sight for sore eyes for my parents? Thank goodness there was no car and it was a false alarm, but I still chuckle at the mental image.
Hahahhaha
Wait for it...
Hahahaha

That was awesome, as it should, and always will be!

Love it!!

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#14 Apr 27, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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I could come and get you and then you could get your big girl panties off to pay for the tow bill.
next time i breakdown in greenville u better come get me.

Since: Dec 12

Charlotte, NC

#15 Apr 27, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I have a similar funny story but it only has a little to do with a car...you'll see.
I was also very young and married to my first husband. We were at my parents house and they were gone and our libidos were chemically enhanced, so we decided to go wild right in the middle of the living room!(Yeah, we were two crazy kids.) So we're both buck neked, kickin' it old-school, hands and kness, you know, in a canine frame of mind so to speak, when he thinks he hears a car pull in and like a flash, he's gone (Who was that masked man?). Never knew a man could move that fast. So here I am, clueless, alone, still "assuming the position" in the middle of the room. Wouldn't that have been a sight for sore eyes for my parents? Thank goodness there was no car and it was a false alarm, but I still chuckle at the mental image.
Omg that was hilarious! I've had a few of those exciting moments also. Lol ;)

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