large triangular aircraft unknown origin

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greene county watcher

Johnson City, TN

#1 Jan 17, 2013
Large triangular aircraft has been spotted over Greene county by numerous witnesses if you have seen such an aircraft please leave a comment. time, date, location and any other details that you may remember

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#2 Jan 17, 2013
I was laid out drunk last night about 7. I was just laying there trying to decide which way was up, when I saw a triangle with red lights at each corner and a blue light in the middle. It just kinda hovered there a few minutes then it took off, then I passed out in a puddle of my own vomit... but I swear I saw it, although I have to admit that I'm not a very reliable source...

Johnson City, TN

#3 Jan 17, 2013
I saw the triangle in limestone while at Johnny's market getting gas. It didn't look like a triangle at first just a bright star until I passed under it. then it was obviously not a star it was only a few hundred feet above ground and sat there silent and still as my wife and I drove by. Don't know the time for sure it was almost dark but not completely I have been curious about what it could've been

Greeneville, TN

#4 Jan 17, 2013
I woke up this morning and had to take a poop. I had eaten a large meal at Applebee's the night before, so I wasn't surprised when the poop started to hurt. I felt like I was giving birth out of my butt. After about 45 of almost blowing out my sphincter, I finally passed the abnormally large dump. When I stood up and turned around to admire my turd, I was shocked to see what looked like to be an anal prob. It was roughly the size of a softball but it was covered in little spikes, like a pine cone. Needless to say I haven't been able to sit down since. I sent the peculiar object to the producers of Ancient Aliens to have it investigated. I am very puzzled by the whole situation. Anyone else been poopin out weird shlt??
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Greeneville, TN

#6 Jan 17, 2013
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United States

#7 Jan 17, 2013
I seed the flyin machine. Make a couple of swoops down over my 74 Pinto and then landed next to Bigfoot who was standing in the road. After that I blacked out.

Greeneville, TN

#8 Jan 18, 2013
This is nothing new. I actually saw it back in 1991. 2 people also saw it with me. It was a couple of hundred feet up. It was dusk, but there was no noise or lights. Just flew over about 30 mph or so. We figured it was some kind of balloon. I think a lot of people see it, but just figure it's some kind of hoax, so nobody calls it in. What are you gonna report? Somebody put a lot of work into this one.

Winchester, KY

#9 Jan 18, 2013
It is Scott Niswonger's latest aircraft. He is downsizing into something more practical. He has hired Daryl Bryan to be his co-pilot, and they are scouting Greene County for the location of his next major project. Rumor has it that he is going to open a wax museum of famous asshole politicians. David Hawk and WT Daniels are going to be the star attractions.

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