What kind of man rides croutch rocket?

What kind of man rides croutch rocket?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jun 25, 2012

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sissy

immature boy

manly man

tennessee stud

mamas baby boy

a crazoid

SkenterdSome

Manchester, TN

#22 Sep 20, 2012
To the dude that lost his friend to the dragon sorry to here that bro. Now to the rest of yall some hardly riders are cool dudes the real ones that remember when hd was owned by amc . Not the (rubs) or rich urbon bikers or wanna b's that buy a hardly,boots and all the leather that money can buy to hide there gayness. 1400cc and 56hp of vibrating hunk of chrome but maybe that's the only way they can get there old lady's off . Hell I've seen some of there old lady's and don't blame them one bit lol . I guess y'all know by now I ride a zx14 and I'm sorry it makes 164hp at the rear tire and it's so fast that you must lay down to ride it but yall don't get it we are all different and that's great! Live to ride and ride to live
And don't fall asleep on those slow ass hardly's
GIRL_RIDER

United States

#23 Sep 21, 2012
I love gettin on a rocket and riding, I could do it all day everyday and I hope to have one of my own in the near future, but when I get mine I don't plan on acting stupid and driving crazy like some of the people out here that have them. Riding is very relaxing to me, it's like a type of therapy. For me there's no better way to relieve stress than hopping on a bike and riding around to think about life and just clear my head. And just because I'd rather have a rocket than a cruiser doesn't mean I'm some dumb punk kid that wants to get out here and raise he!! and go 100+ mph all the time. Oh and also people in cars NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ANYONE THAT'S ON A MOTORCYCLE WHETHER IT BE A CRUISER OR A CROTCH ROCKET!!! There have been numerous times that I've been on the back of a bike and been going the speed limit sometimes even less and had people pull out in front of us in broad day light! Luckily we were not speeding and the person driving didn't panic and knew what to do, or else we would have wrecked. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NOT ONLY IS IT THE RIDERS RESPONSIBILITY TO WATCH FOR OTHER VEHICLES, BUT ALSO OTHER VEHICLES HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO WATCH FOR RIDERS, CRUISERS AND CROTCH ROCKETS ALIKE!!! YOU WOULDN'T PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ANY OTHER VEHICLE WHY PULL OUT IN FRONT OF A MOTORCYCLE!?!? GET OFF YOUR PHONE, STOP TXTING, QUIT FLIPPING THROUGH YOUR IPODS//RADIO/CD'S ect. AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD! We will watch out for you, but you have to watch out for us as well.
Spicoli

Compton, CA

#24 Jul 26, 2013
If you ride a Harley or a Cruzier you obviously have a weight problem. Fat people can't ride the rocket they can't bend at the waste far enough to grab the bars. Who wants to ride a motorcycle with a purse strapped to it. What do you put in there twinkies? Just in case. Don't be mad.
Slower traffic should keep to the right.
Alpha &

Altamonte Springs, FL

#25 Jul 26, 2013
I rode a crotch rocket and my bag hurt for a week. Those boys that ride one all the time must have flat nuts.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#26 Jul 26, 2013
I ride a Harley (and no, not a Sportster girl-bike). Crotch rocket riders are fellow bikers. All I've met are pretty cool, but I worry about them. I too lost a dear friend on a crotch rocket. I just don't see the need to go 170 mph. No relaxation quotient there. But hey, that's the whole point of being a biker...freedom of being who you want to be.

So to all my fellow bikers, stay safe.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#27 Jul 26, 2013
And I definately don't have a weight problem. ;-)

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#28 Jul 26, 2013
My nephew's best friend died on a crotch rocket...it wasn't his fault & he wasn't speeding, but it was on a curvy road & someone pulled out in the road without seeing him. He didn't die immediately, but his pelvis was broken/shattered & when he tried to stand up, one of the bone fragments punctured an artery & he bled out. I also know a girl (an acquaintance) who was riding on the back of one & acting stupid...she fell off on the highway & was immediately run over by a couple of tractor trailers & several cars because it was late at night...she was nothing but pieces by the time rescue workers arrived at the scene. I hate motorcycles b/c, no matter how responsible/competent the motorcyclist, not all vehicle motorists are competent/responsible & motorcyclists are at a huge disadvantage b/c the have nothing but a helmet to protect them. And, crotch rockets should be illegal on public roads & reserved for use on private tracks. You don't see stock/formula 1 cars on our roads b/c they are designed for racing on tracks...as are crotch rockets.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#29 Jul 26, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
I ride a Harley (and no, not a Sportster girl-bike). Crotch rocket riders are fellow bikers. All I've met are pretty cool, but I worry about them. I too lost a dear friend on a crotch rocket. I just don't see the need to go 170 mph. No relaxation quotient there. But hey, that's the whole point of being a biker...freedom of being who you want to be.

So to all my fellow bikers, stay safe.
I'll be astraddle of a new Indian very soon. Shall we go? I could head west and just not stop. But for the present time I could show you some beautiful places. The breaks,copperhill,the unknown soldier (confederate), or we could just go putt putt the dragon.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#30 Jul 26, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll be astraddle of a new Indian very soon. Shall we go? I could head west and just not stop. But for the present time I could show you some beautiful places. The breaks,copperhill,the unknown soldier (confederate), or we could just go putt putt the dragon.
Bob Seger, Roll Me Away...
"Took a look down a westbound road, right away I made my choice Headed out to my big two-wheeler, I was tired of my own voice Took a bead on the northern plains and just rolled that power on."

Indians are the coolest bikes on the road.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#31 Jul 26, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Bob Seger, Roll Me Away...
"Took a look down a westbound road, right away I made my choice Headed out to my big two-wheeler, I was tired of my own voice Took a bead on the northern plains and just rolled that power on."

Indians are the coolest bikes on the road.
It won't be long to the new super chief unveiling in Sturgis. I've done been to Gaffney twice looking at them. Get ready. Lets go.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#32 Jul 26, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>
It won't be long to the new super chief unveiling in Sturgis. I've done been to Gaffney twice looking at them. Get ready. Lets go.
I was born ready.

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#33 Jul 26, 2013
They look very uncomfortable and you don't see as many as you use to. Never had a desire to own one.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#34 Jul 26, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text> I was born ready.
Like a true nature's child, I was born to be mild.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#35 Jul 26, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Like a true nature's child, I was born to be mild.
A lot of people think I'm a wild child because I ride, but it.s just been a passion for many years.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#36 Jul 26, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>A lot of people think I'm a wild child because I ride, but it.s just been a passion for many years.
It's liberating. Specially to get out of Gtown for a while.
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#37 Jul 26, 2013
SkenterdSome wrote:
To the dude that lost his friend to the dragon sorry to here that bro. Now to the rest of yall some hardly riders are cool dudes the real ones that remember when hd was owned by amc . Not the (rubs) or rich urbon bikers or wanna b's that buy a hardly,boots and all the leather that money can buy to hide there gayness. 1400cc and 56hp of vibrating hunk of chrome but maybe that's the only way they can get there old lady's off . Hell I've seen some of there old lady's and don't blame them one bit lol . I guess y'all know by now I ride a zx14 and I'm sorry it makes 164hp at the rear tire and it's so fast that you must lay down to ride it but yall don't get it we are all different and that's great! Live to ride and ride to live
And don't fall asleep on those slow ass hardly's
Need to check your facts, fact is Harleys own all the drag racing records.
Spicoli

Long Beach, CA

#38 Jul 27, 2013
Harley's has the 1/4 mile records because that's as far as you can go before you break down or get rattled off the back.

People ride crotch rockets because they enjoy the focus it demands to ride one. They are unforgiving to those who don't respect them. The overly confident and overly brave rider will find this out for themselves. They don't have a radio, cup holders, purses filled with" twinkles" or Cruise control. It's about focus and control.

The Harley rider used to be cool people. But that great culture has been lost to the yuppies. Now they are a bunch of off duty Cops, firemen correctional officers, court clerks, mail people, basically a bunch of self entitled city and government employes all dressed up on there motorcycles living the socialist wet dream. What a great country. Civil servant by day motorcycle gang member by night.

And you wonder why we called you Bitch,
I Bet Ya

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#39 Jul 27, 2013
Spicoli wrote:
Harley's has the 1/4 mile records because that's as far as you can go before you break down or get rattled off the back.
People ride crotch rockets because they enjoy the focus it demands to ride one. They are unforgiving to those who don't respect them. The overly confident and overly brave rider will find this out for themselves. They don't have a radio, cup holders, purses filled with" twinkles" or Cruise control. It's about focus and control.
The Harley rider used to be cool people. But that great culture has been lost to the yuppies. Now they are a bunch of off duty Cops, firemen correctional officers, court clerks, mail people, basically a bunch of self entitled city and government employes all dressed up on there motorcycles living the socialist wet dream. What a great country. Civil servant by day motorcycle gang member by night.
And you wonder why we called you Bitch,
I Bet Ya
You're gonna spout off to one of these "civil servants" one day and have your ass delivered to you by a "mailman". You're the one talking like a little bitch.
Dabbleman

Pittsburgh, PA

#40 Jul 27, 2013
youtube.com/watch... Your Bought and Sold
and then you die
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#41 Jul 27, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text> You're gonna spout off to one of these "civil servants" one day and have your ass delivered to you by a "mailman". You're the one talking like a little bitch.
Typical "child" these days, too much mouth and not enough backbone. Spoiled rotten brats that Momma an Daddy have bought them every toy imaginable and do not respect anybody or anything.

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