What kind of man rides croutch rocket?

What kind of man rides croutch rocket?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jun 25, 2012

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Kingsport, TN

#1 Jun 26, 2012
What kind of Nim-Rod can't spell the word CROTCH, as in CROTCH rocket. Not a CROUTCH rocket

Since: Dec 11

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#2 Jun 26, 2012
I think a real man drives a harley.
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Albemarle, NC

#3 Jun 26, 2012
I have a small caliber weapon in my crotch. Not really a rocket.

Brentwood, TN

#4 Jun 26, 2012
My ex had one hell of a crotch rocket, I could ride that baby all day!
Ape Allen

Abingdon, VA

#5 Jun 26, 2012
usually punks driving those things.

United States

#6 Jun 26, 2012
Anybody that rides one of those must not have a very big sack. It looks painful. I vote Harley.

Since: Jun 12

Hendersonville, TN

#7 Jun 26, 2012
How bout some one that wants to i hve saw ladies on th also, why does som dive a ford,chevy,

Since: Jun 12

Hendersonville, TN

#8 Jun 26, 2012
Went in right came out wrong, my spelling

Since: Nov 11

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#9 Jun 26, 2012
I would'nt have one of them stupid looking things. Nerds drive them.

Abingdon, VA

#10 Jun 27, 2012
Sissys ride those crotch rockets.

United States

#11 Jun 27, 2012
A study that I just made up says that 100% of people that ride crotch rockets are homosexual. Look it up, you just read it here on the internet so it has to be true. They don't let just anyone post stuff like that...

United States

#12 Jun 27, 2012
Why does every post on here always turn into a bashing of homosexuals? Why on earth does this town have such a fascination with gays?!

Brentwood, TN

#13 Jun 27, 2012
because we can!

United States

#14 Jun 27, 2012
hmmm wrote:
because we can!
Sounds like an answer of a 12 year old.


#15 Jun 27, 2012
cause they are also gay.lol

Brentwood, TN

#17 Jun 27, 2012
BiCycle wrote:
<quoted text>Sounds like an answer of a 12 year old.
Sounds like you know a lot about 12 yr olds, I'm afraid to ask why!

Johnson City, TN

#18 Jun 27, 2012
People who ride "crotch rockets" are the people who are too lazy to sit upright on a real motorcycle!
just some girl

Mooresville, NC

#19 Jun 28, 2012
If its less than 1000cc, or 2 dudes riding on one, it is gay. They're fast & fun tho! But a cruiser is def more comfortable

Nashville, TN

#20 Jun 28, 2012
Nope. You're all wrong. Everybody I know that rides one is crazy as hell, to me. I had a friend that got killed on "The Dragon." Another one slid under a truck. Tree branch through the eye. Dead. Guys that drive cruisers and touring bikes just like to drive and lay bak and enjoy the ride. Like me. You just have to watch out for the idiots that don't see you. Crotch Rockets should be outlawed. Nobody needs a bike they can crouch down on and go 170 MPH. And they do it. Crouch Rocket is an ok term. Lay off. Who rides a crotch rocket? Some are good guys that think they are better than they are. I miss one really bad. And he wasn't a pussy.

Marion, VA

#21 Jun 28, 2012
Those bikes are silly looking and usually get the driver killed eventually.

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