Y U cant sell ur car on cragglist?

Y U cant sell ur car on cragglist?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on May 22, 2013

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all the dash lights come on

car stinks cigrette smoke

white milky stanes on back seet

wont go in reverse

black smoke boles out of muffer

stearin wheel broke inhalf

seets gone using milk crates

have to hold the door shut

runnin on 5 cinlinders misses reel bad

all of the above AND MORE!

Since: Mar 13

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#1 May 22, 2013
That darn muffer...
WTH

Johnson City, TN

#3 May 22, 2013
The law once pulled me over and told me to get that deathtrap off the damn road.

Since: Mar 13

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#4 May 22, 2013
WTH wrote:
The law once pulled me over and told me to get that deathtrap off the damn road.
lol I love that. Not for your predicament but for the picture it paints. Ok, maybe for your predicament. But it's funny. But I'm warped...
Bahahaha...!

Since: Apr 13

Greeneville, TN

#5 May 22, 2013
People are retarded with their prices on cl I don't see how anyone can sell car

Since: Mar 13

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#6 May 22, 2013
esq_saulgoodman wrote:
People are retarded with their prices on cl I don't see how anyone can sell car
Holy hell. I listed a car on cl and got a ca-jillion responses... No sh!t...

Since: Nov 11

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#7 May 22, 2013
I've owned some junkers in my time and a lot of them really did have problems like some of those listed above.
One Eye No Brain

United States

#8 May 22, 2013
They don't make enough superglue and jb weld to hold my old trap together. Not that it could ever go fast enough to be dangerous. Unless you got rear-ended when it broke down on a blind curve.
Them blind curved rear enders are dangerious.

Since: Mar 13

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#9 May 22, 2013
One Eye No Brain wrote:
They don't make enough superglue and jb weld to hold my old trap together. Not that it could ever go fast enough to be dangerous. Unless you got rear-ended when it broke down on a blind curve.
Them blind curved rear enders are dangerious.
lol
I like your name.
One Eye No Brain

United States

#10 May 22, 2013
Why, thank you. It is not the name my mommy gave to me but I seem to own it by virtue of osmosis.

Sad, but true.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#11 May 23, 2013
My steering wheel broke off one day and my friend rigged up some handlebars. It works.
lol

Greeneville, TN

#12 May 23, 2013
Don't work
no

Greeneville, TN

#13 May 23, 2013
Won't start

Since: Nov 11

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#14 May 23, 2013
Those stains in the back seat are not milk stains.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#15 May 24, 2013
Got pulled over and charged with driving without a vehicle.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#17 May 24, 2013
curious wrote:
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Are you sure that you were the one that was doing the driving or was it by consent?
There was so many parts missing and falling off that he could have charged my car with impersonating a vehicle.
Sirveyer

Waxhaw, NC

#18 May 24, 2013
wont go in reverse

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