Have you ever wanted to punch a kid...

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“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#1 Mar 2, 2013
Have you ever seen a kid that you immediately hated, you could tell just by looking at them that they were nothing but a little shit... I know that we have all discreetly stuck out foot and tripped the little bastards when they went running by then laugh at them when they start crying (surely I'm not the only one that does this)... But have you ever wanted to just walk up to them and knock them the f*ck out..
Modirater

Norwood, NC

#2 Mar 2, 2013
No Never
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#4 Mar 2, 2013
I accidently trip little kids when they are running in a restaurant. I thought i was the only one. U think there are more of us? U think kids are not really clumsey?i so want to pinch there loud little heads off.
monster you made

Knoxville, TN

#5 Mar 2, 2013
At LEAST 5 times a day!
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#6 Mar 2, 2013
I mean... I have kids... Mine aren't demons spawned from Hell... I just wanna choke those spoiled little bitches... Now that I know it's not just me... I can do this legally, maybe?

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#7 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
I mean... I have kids... Mine aren't demons spawned from Hell... I just wanna choke those spoiled little bitches... Now that I know it's not just me... I can do this legally, maybe?
I won't tell anyone...
Se7en

Charlotte, NC

#8 Mar 2, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I won't tell anyone...
Lol you're great! Ty for the confidentiality! I love you're personality haha

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#9 Mar 2, 2013
Se7en wrote:
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Lol you're great! Ty for the confidentiality! I love you're personality haha
If it wasn't for my sense of humor I wouldn't have any sense at all...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#11 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
I waited until one went to the bathroom at Wal-Mart by himself. You know, the spoiled little bastard that his Dad won't escort him, because his son needs to prove he's a big boy. Power-bombed him through the changing table and then took his I-Pod. Totally cool. I hear he's in a wheelchair for life. That just makes it totally sweet. He won't be acting up any more. I think he has a little brain damage that'll keep him from screaming for awhile. Think of me when you're walking through the toy aisle in peace.
You are a true American hero...
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#12 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
I waited until one went to the bathroom at Wal-Mart by himself. You know, the spoiled little bastard that his Dad won't escort him, because his son needs to prove he's a big boy. Power-bombed him through the changing table and then took his I-Pod. Totally cool. I hear he's in a wheelchair for life. That just makes it totally sweet. He won't be acting up any more. I think he has a little brain damage that'll keep him from screaming for awhile. Think of me when you're walking through the toy aisle in peace.
thank you. U need to bring your maming circus up this way. The people will pay you.

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#13 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> thank you. U need to bring your maming circus up this way. The people will pay you.
Thank you for your support. But the feeling of satisfaction I get; when I see that blank stare in the little monster's eyes, or the sobbing of his mother as the paramedics take him to the hospital: That's payment enough for me. Wherever there's a toy aisle being torn apart, wherever there's a mean-ass kid running up and down the tables at a Waffle House...I'll be there.

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#14 Mar 3, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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You are a true American hero...
No. I'm just a man. A man who believes that every blue collar son of a bitch in this nation desserves to shop at Wal-Mart without being hit in the balls by a stray soccer ball. A man that believes that you should be able to walk down a toy aisle withoug seeing some spoiled little shit in the floor screaming because his parents couldn't afford his toy fix. A man that believes you should be able to salt your dinner without the cap coming off in your food. No, I'm no hero. Just a man. And thank you.
Hartford ky lady

Hawesville, KY

#15 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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No. I'm just a man. A man who believes that every blue collar son of a bitch in this nation desserves to shop at Wal-Mart without being hit in the balls by a stray soccer ball. A man that believes that you should be able to walk down a toy aisle withoug seeing some spoiled little shit in the floor screaming because his parents couldn't afford his toy fix. A man that believes you should be able to salt your dinner without the cap coming off in your food. No, I'm no hero. Just a man. And thank you.
im hearing the national anthem playing in the background. We salute u sir.

Since: Mar 12

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#16 Mar 3, 2013
Hartford ky lady wrote:
<quoted text> im hearing the national anthem playing in the background. We salute u sir.
Salute returned. Wherever there are little unkempt bastards running
amuck in public, I'll be there to swat them down. And if you happen
to run upon a man or woman in Wal-Mart that was brutally beaten, I was there, too. I just couldn't get to their kids. Collateral damage. This is a war. Me must not falter.
Really

Elizabethton, TN

#18 Mar 3, 2013
Alyagotado wrote:
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No. I'm just a man. A man who believes that every blue collar son of a bitch in this nation desserves to shop at Wal-Mart without being hit in the balls by a stray soccer ball. A man that believes that you should be able to walk down a toy aisle withoug seeing some spoiled little shit in the floor screaming because his parents couldn't afford his toy fix. A man that believes you should be able to salt your dinner without the cap coming off in your food. No, I'm no hero. Just a man. And thank you.
A man that forgot he used to be a child. You are your own biggest fan.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#19 Mar 3, 2013
Really wrote:
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A man that forgot he used to be a child. You are your own biggest fan.
I believe it is called humor.
Really

Louisville, TN

#20 Mar 3, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>I believe it is called humor.
Or stupidity.
remove stick from rear

Greeneville, TN

#21 Mar 3, 2013
Really wrote:
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Or stupidity.
Dark humor. Some are not easily amused. They spend their entire lives looking down on everything, finding humor in nothing, and then they die. People like you will never find happiness if you take everything so seriously. Lighten up.
Really

Louisville, TN

#22 Mar 3, 2013
remove stick from rear wrote:
<quoted text>Dark humor. Some are not easily amused. They spend their entire lives looking down on everything, finding humor in nothing, and then they die. People like you will never find happiness if you take everything so seriously. Lighten up.
If you have never had a niece abducted in a convenience store as I have then it may be humurious to you and many others. I hope you continue to find humor in this, meaning you haven't suffered the consequences my family has.
Lighten up on freaks posting about hurting children is not my idea of humor. I have a wonderful life by the way and certainly hope that my and also your children do the same.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

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#23 Mar 3, 2013
We're not talking about abducting kids, we're talking about punching them...

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