How was your Black Friday?

How was your Black Friday?

Posted in the Greeneville Forum

marth stewart

Johnson City, TN

#1 Nov 29, 2013
So here we are the day after Thanksgiving. We've all prayed and given thanks to God (except Liberal douches like Outlaw Racer).

And now I keep reading all these stories from all over the country about Black Friday shoppers getting into scuffles and punching each other over toys. Grown adults acting like they are back in elementary school or something.

This is one of the reasons why I always bring loaded firearms with me everywhere I go, and why I suggest that you do the same.

And it doesn't matter if I am in a "gun free zone" or not, or if my employer forbids bringing loaded firearms to work with me. I don't need your permission to own or possess loaded firearms, dummy. I take my guns with me everywhere I go because it is my right to do so. Because you never know when you are going to run into someone that desperately needs to be shot.

In fact, I think that if each of these Black Friday shoppers had brought guns with them when they went shopping, then none of these Black Friday outbursts would have broken out in the first place.

Because people don't argue with you when you wave a loaded gun at them.

Guns solve problems, most of the time without even being fired. If you are having a problem with somebody, 99% of the time all you have to do is point a loaded gun at their head and instantly the problem is solved. They see things your way.

Firearms manufacturers are the worlds greatest solutions provider.

As you do your Christmas shopping, instead of buying more electronic devices, you need to get yourself and your family some firearms.

Firearms are an important part of your American heritage, and it is your patriotic civil duty to own them, because the Constitution entrusts the "protection of the free state" to armed citizens. In fact, this country was founded by "law-abiding gun owners" who "didn't like to be told what to do by government".

“Read all about it!”

Since: Jan 11

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#2 Nov 30, 2013
I had to laugh when I read your post.. My Dad never went anywhere without a gun on him.. even to funerals. DRove my Momma nuts, but nope, he carried handgun with him everywhere..lol

Just a thought.. I think it is very telling of how far our society has went to the dogs with the way people get out on Black Friday and act like fools over sh&t that doesn't amount to a hill of beans. Yes, in many cases, I DO think our lives were better back in the 50's and 60's. I know the young people think it is all cool and wonderful now, but there is a lot to be said for the way of life we grew up in. Just having tons of gadgets does not make a great life.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#3 Nov 30, 2013
One small problem there Marth. If everyone starts carrying a gun what happens when you pull a gun on someone that is carrying a gun? I'd say your 99% is going to be reduced as the body count rises. As immature and stupid as fighting over toy may seem don't you think a gun fight over the toy is worse?
Will

Johnson City, TN

#4 Nov 30, 2013
I choose to stay home on Black Friday. Just a shopping day for maniacs.
Dumb

Franklin, NC

#5 Nov 30, 2013
I didn't see one black person on Black Friday. False advertising!
Dixie Diamond

Moore, SC

#6 Nov 30, 2013
I saw an article about Black Friday madness in nearby Richlands, Va. A younger guy got into it with an older guy over impatience regarding the wait for a parking space. Young guy approached older guy & got stabbed. Older guy also pulled a rifle on younger guy. Johnson City & Utah had women getting trampled over a $49 tablet. Clearly, having gadgets has not "advanced" our society in many ways. Chivalry, honesty & respect are becoming more rare despite our technological "advances". Very sad.
theangryguy

Greeneville, TN

#8 Nov 30, 2013
People are so stupid!!!! Going into a store on this "Black Friday" crap and acting like stupid animals, you all are so stupid that you pricks don't realize if this BS doesn't stop, they'll cut out these events perminately, though I don't really care!

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#9 Nov 30, 2013
marth stewart wrote:
So here we are the day after Thanksgiving. We've all prayed and given thanks to God (except Liberal douches like Outlaw Racer).
And now I keep reading all these stories from all over the country about Black Friday shoppers getting into scuffles and punching each other over toys. Grown adults acting like they are back in elementary school or something.
This is one of the reasons why I always bring loaded firearms with me everywhere I go, and why I suggest that you do the same.
And it doesn't matter if I am in a "gun free zone" or not, or if my employer forbids bringing loaded firearms to work with me. I don't need your permission to own or possess loaded firearms, dummy. I take my guns with me everywhere I go because it is my right to do so. Because you never know when you are going to run into someone that desperately needs to be shot.
In fact, I think that if each of these Black Friday shoppers had brought guns with them when they went shopping, then none of these Black Friday outbursts would have broken out in the first place.
Because people don't argue with you when you wave a loaded gun at them.
Guns solve problems, most of the time without even being fired. If you are having a problem with somebody, 99% of the time all you have to do is point a loaded gun at their head and instantly the problem is solved. They see things your way.
Firearms manufacturers are the worlds greatest solutions provider.
As you do your Christmas shopping, instead of buying more electronic devices, you need to get yourself and your family some firearms.
Firearms are an important part of your American heritage, and it is your patriotic civil duty to own them, because the Constitution entrusts the "protection of the free state" to armed citizens. In fact, this country was founded by "law-abiding gun owners" who "didn't like to be told what to do by government".
You DO have a problem playing and working with others, don't you? If your idea of Thanksgiving Holiday fun is to denigrate myself and other people of a liberal mind, have at it. And marth, I carry a firearm daily and am a member of the NRA. I'm still a liberal Democrat and proud of it!

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#10 Nov 30, 2013
Dumb wrote:
I didn't see one black person on Black Friday. False advertising!
I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help myself... I literally LOL when I read this comment.:)

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#11 Nov 30, 2013
marth stewart wrote:
So here we are the day after Thanksgiving. We've all prayed and given thanks to God (except Liberal douches like Outlaw Racer).
And now I keep reading all these stories from all over the country about Black Friday shoppers getting into scuffles and punching each other over toys. Grown adults acting like they are back in elementary school or something.
This is one of the reasons why I always bring loaded firearms with me everywhere I go, and why I suggest that you do the same.
And it doesn't matter if I am in a "gun free zone" or not, or if my employer forbids bringing loaded firearms to work with me. I don't need your permission to own or possess loaded firearms, dummy. I take my guns with me everywhere I go because it is my right to do so. Because you never know when you are going to run into someone that desperately needs to be shot.
In fact, I think that if each of these Black Friday shoppers had brought guns with them when they went shopping, then none of these Black Friday outbursts would have broken out in the first place.
Because people don't argue with you when you wave a loaded gun at them.
Guns solve problems, most of the time without even being fired. If you are having a problem with somebody, 99% of the time all you have to do is point a loaded gun at their head and instantly the problem is solved. They see things your way.
Firearms manufacturers are the worlds greatest solutions provider.
As you do your Christmas shopping, instead of buying more electronic devices, you need to get yourself and your family some firearms.
Firearms are an important part of your American heritage, and it is your patriotic civil duty to own them, because the Constitution entrusts the "protection of the free state" to armed citizens. In fact, this country was founded by "law-abiding gun owners" who "didn't like to be told what to do by government".
While I support the right to bear arms, I think Black Friday would become a bloodbath if everyone was packin heat...and then it would become Red Friday, when being in the red is what everyone is trying to avoid...

“You gotta stand for something”

Since: Sep 13

Location hidden

#12 Nov 30, 2013
I slept my Black Friday away. Lol! However, I did let my daughter talk me into going Thursday night and OMG it was terrible!

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#13 Nov 30, 2013
I worked as usual.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#14 Dec 1, 2013
I shopped and had to get ugly a few times, but thank God, no one pulled my bag off to get a description.

Since: Jun 13

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#15 Dec 1, 2013
Oh yeah. GOTTA LOVE IT!
Anon

Maryville, TN

#16 Dec 5, 2013
Dumb wrote:
I didn't see one black person on Black Friday. False advertising!
Sounds like a good day

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#17 Dec 6, 2013
I didn't see any blacks that Friday.
Racheal

Elizabethton, TN

#18 Dec 6, 2013
I did quite good this year. Didn't have any problems and didn't see any.

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