U got any arfficial body parts?

U got any arfficial body parts?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 22, 2013

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neck

but cheaks

splean

thang

hare

liver

coline

breestes

tonge

Since: Mar 13

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#1 Jul 22, 2013
Yes, I had my neck replaced.

Since: Dec 11

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#2 Jul 22, 2013
Glass eyes. Two of em.

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Glass eyes. Two of em.
haha you really should return the one I let you borrow a few months ago.

Since: Dec 11

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#4 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>haha you really should return the one I let you borrow a few months ago.
Ill stop by in the morning and return it. Of course unless I'm in another land.

Since: Mar 13

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#6 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>Ill stop by in the morning and return it. Of course unless I'm in another land.
Great! Ummm... can you clean it first? Last time you left an eyelash on it and it irritated my socket...

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#7 Jul 22, 2013
Blondie wrote:
Thang!!
lol yes, I liked that one also

Since: Dec 11

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#8 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>Great! Ummm... can you clean it first? Last time you left an eyelash on it and it irritated my socket...
Sorry,yes ill toss it in the dishwasher.

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#9 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry,yes ill toss it in the dishwasher.
Ah, just blow some warm air on it (like you'd fog up a mirror) and rub it on your jeans, nuthin' fancy...

Since: Nov 11

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#10 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Yes, I had my neck replaced.
How's that working out for you? lol

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Jul 22, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
<quoted text>How's that working out for you? lol
Meh, the new neck squeaks...
Hmm

Bristol, TN

#12 Jul 23, 2013
My thang is so big it looks artificial.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 Jul 23, 2013
I gotta fake thang....at home in my underwear drawer.
Heeler

Greeneville, TN

#14 Jul 23, 2013
More info than I needed to hear...lol
Hmm

Bristol, TN

#16 Jul 23, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Yes, I had my neck replaced.
Shame that it didn't come with a new head.

“Here at the house”

Since: Mar 13

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#17 Jul 24, 2013
God was good to me.
BORG

Johnson City, TN

#18 Jul 24, 2013
We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

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