Most Embarrassing Moment

“You know what time it is”

Since: Aug 14

All over the place

#1 Aug 30, 2014
Lets hear em. I'll go first. I was at Davy Crockett swimming pool back in the 90's. My cousin kept on challenging and daring me to jump off the diving board. Well being the couragous brave fool that i am. I mustered up the courage and climbed up on it.Totally scared to death I ran off and jumped off the diving board.When I hit the water my swimming trunks came off.They sank to the bottom in the deep end. There I was Nude with like 50 people laughing at me. The life guard dove in and got my shorts for me. I never went back swimming at Davy Crockett. LOL...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#2 Aug 30, 2014
CampCreeper wrote:
Lets hear em. I'll go first. I was at Davy Crockett swimming pool back in the 90's. My cousin kept on challenging and daring me to jump off the diving board. Well being the couragous brave fool that i am. I mustered up the courage and climbed up on it.Totally scared to death I ran off and jumped off the diving board.When I hit the water my swimming trunks came off.They sank to the bottom in the deep end. There I was Nude with like 50 people laughing at me. The life guard dove in and got my shorts for me. I never went back swimming at Davy Crockett. LOL...
I saw something similar happen one time at another pool. Everyone was laughing until the guy climbed out and had a pendulum down to his knees. Suddenly everyone stopped laughing. I heard one little boy ask his mom who that was and his mom said "I don't know but you can bet your ass mommy's gonna find out."

“The Right is mostly wrong!”

Since: Jan 13

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#3 Aug 30, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
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I saw something similar happen one time at another pool. Everyone was laughing until the guy climbed out and had a pendulum down to his knees. Suddenly everyone stopped laughing. I heard one little boy ask his mom who that was and his mom said "I don't know but you can bet your ass mommy's gonna find out."
old one--but still very funny. enjoy your weekend.

“You know what time it is”

Since: Aug 14

All over the place

#4 Aug 31, 2014
Come on now I know there is some funnier ones floating around out there.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#6 Aug 31, 2014
I was doing some installation work at a fast food place and was flirting with one of the workers. For no reason that I can come up with I decided to pretend to be superman and jump from the kitchen out to the counter while humming the superman theme. I failed to properly calculate the height from the floor to the menu board. As I lept and hummed I smashed my head into the bottom of the board almost knocking myself out. This was in the mid 1990s so the menu was those letters and numbers that you stuck into a felt board. As I lay on the ground seeing birds and being rained on by little black and red numbers I thought "I need to start pretending to be normal." Hence I was born. And no I did not get her number.

“You know what time it is”

Since: Aug 14

All over the place

#7 Aug 31, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I was doing some installation work at a fast food place and was flirting with one of the workers. For no reason that I can come up with I decided to pretend to be superman and jump from the kitchen out to the counter while humming the superman theme. I failed to properly calculate the height from the floor to the menu board. As I lept and hummed I smashed my head into the bottom of the board almost knocking myself out. This was in the mid 1990s so the menu was those letters and numbers that you stuck into a felt board. As I lay on the ground seeing birds and being rained on by little black and red numbers I thought "I need to start pretending to be normal." Hence I was born. And no I did not get her number.
LMFAO

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#8 Aug 31, 2014
OMG , you are hilarious as usual!
Kenneth Kidney

Jonesborough, TN

#9 Aug 31, 2014
I farted during church service while another member was saying a prayer.
Boxcar Willie

United States

#10 Aug 31, 2014
When my ex wife got a DUI in the school parking lot with my kid in the car.

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#11 Aug 31, 2014
Boxcar Willie wrote:
When my ex wife got a DUI in the school parking lot with my kid in the car.
Sorry to hear that. That isn't simply embarrassing, it is dangerous and scary. I wonder how often that really occurs and is not discovered...

“You know what time it is”

Since: Aug 14

All over the place

#12 Sep 1, 2014
I ripped a loud fart in line at food city one day.When I turned to see if anyone was behind me. There was a super hot blonde standing there smiling.I turned blood red. but I laughed about about after I checked out.

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