Ever tryed to hipnotize ur date?

Ever tryed to hipnotize ur date?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 5, 2012

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she busted my brains out

she kneed my boys

she pulled a hawkbill knife on me

she yelled for her husband

she called 911

ur date

Curt

Marion, VA

#1 Jul 6, 2012
I tried to hypnotize her with my pocket watch and she knew that I was up to no good so she kicked me in the nutsack.

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#4 Jul 6, 2012
Yes. And it worked. I now have forgot the magic word and can't get rid of her.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#5 Jul 8, 2012
One time a man tried to hypntize me . He was gonna have his way with me until I caught on to his trick.

Since: Nov 11

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#6 Jul 8, 2012
Mrs Roberson wrote:
One time a man tried to hypntize me . He was gonna have his way with me until I caught on to his trick.
Have you ever combed your hair?
Mr Roberson

Murfreesboro, TN

#7 Jul 8, 2012
Mr Christian wrote:
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Have you ever combed your hair?
Hold your tongue sir. She don't need no stinking comb.
ooh my head

Brentwood, TN

#8 Jul 9, 2012
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Yes. And it worked. I now have forgot the magic word and can't get rid of her.
Glad to see I'm not the only one thats happend to.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#9 Jul 9, 2012
Mr Roberson wrote:
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Hold your tongue sir. She don't need no stinking comb.
Thanks Dad.
Tom

Marion, VA

#11 Jul 18, 2012
Mrs Roberson wrote:
One time a man tried to hypntize me . He was gonna have his way with me until I caught on to his trick.
Did the man use a pocket watch?
Bareback Bandit

Murfreesboro, TN

#12 Jul 20, 2012
I hypnotize them with my eyes and have my way with them.
Ape Allen

Marion, VA

#13 Jul 21, 2012
Yes I did and she called the law.
Thomas

Marion, VA

#14 Nov 23, 2012
Wow.
GvilleGrad

Albemarle, NC

#15 Nov 23, 2012
Does someone spiking your drink count as hypnotizing?
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#16 Nov 23, 2012
Looks like I'm going to have to hypnotize someone just to get a date.
Anon

Philadelphia, PA

#17 Nov 23, 2012
To all the women here:

You are getting veeeeeery hooooooorrrrrrneeeeee, no wait, I mean sleeeeeeeeeepyyy ...

Is it woking?

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#18 Nov 23, 2012
Hmm wrote:
Looks like I'm going to have to hypnotize someone just to get a date.
Don't try that stuff with me, I'm on to it now and the date rape stuff.
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#19 Nov 23, 2012
Mrs Roberson wrote:
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Don't try that stuff with me, I'm on to it now and the date rape stuff.
You're so pretty, you know I want to.

“Listen, Think, Speak.”

Since: Aug 12

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#20 Nov 23, 2012
X-Ray Specs.

Since: Dec 11

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#21 Nov 26, 2012
GSP_trpr wrote:
X-Ray Specs.
Are you on some strong medicine?
Dash Riprock

Jonesborough, TN

#24 May 19, 2013
yes I was hypnotized twice by two different woman and married them both and they handed me my ass in court.

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