Do ur family have a fire escape plan?

Do ur family have a fire escape plan?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 16, 2013

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ever man for hisself

hide in the bath room

everbody meet on 3rd floor

rip up carpit an roll

roll a doobie and think about a plan

everbody star peeing on valubals

drive to fire dapartmint

start moving furnature out side

WTF

Johnson City, TN

#1 Apr 16, 2013
Every man for himself in my household.

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Apr 16, 2013
Stop, drop and roll! Wait, that's if the plan fails. Run like hell out the closest exit, tuck your head if you have to jump out of a second story window.

But honestly, yes, of course we have a fire escape plan.

Since: Nov 11

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#3 Apr 16, 2013
Run like hell is all I can do.

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Apr 16, 2013
HAHAHAHAH
I just saw the pole answers on the computer. I'm usually on my phone for convenience.
That is some funny stuff Shemp!
I'm loving you more every day.
I'm certain you have an alter ego (or many) but don't change!

“Falling down is how we grow. ”

Since: Apr 13

Staying down is how we die.

#5 Apr 16, 2013
Shemp has cracked me up with the polls for long now. I think my first plan is putting the damn flame out. When it gets bigger than me... we start going for plan B.

Since: Mar 13

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#6 Apr 16, 2013
I think Shemp is:
Mrs. Roberson
Booger
Mr. Christian

and many more...

I'll reply with the rest when I'm not in a state of corruption...
David

Jonesborough, TN

#7 Apr 17, 2013
First thing o do is, GET THE HELL OUT!

Since: Jan 13

Tucker, GA

#8 Apr 17, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
I think Shemp is:
Mrs. Roberson
Booger
Mr. Christian
and many more...
I'll reply with the rest when I'm not in a state of corruption...
if thats true then shemp hates me. And i dont even know him.those three attack my comments alot.

“Falling down is how we grow. ”

Since: Apr 13

Staying down is how we die.

#9 Apr 17, 2013
It is kind of funny how many people are saying "Get the hell out". Would you all really never try fighting the fire yourselves? Do you keep a fire extinguisher? Big buckets of water? Garden hoses even? Just wondering :)

Since: Jan 13

Tucker, GA

#10 Apr 17, 2013
Im working on an apt now where the lady wst taking a bath smoking, ashes got in a trash can and she could have put it out with water from the tub maybe? Anyway shes evicted now. Cha ching to me!:)

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#11 Apr 17, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
I think Shemp is:
Mrs. Roberson
Booger
Mr. Christian
and many more...
I'll reply with the rest when I'm not in a state of corruption...
Not quite. You couldn't be more WRONG.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#12 Apr 17, 2013
Dugna Nex wrote:
It is kind of funny how many people are saying "Get the hell out". Would you all really never try fighting the fire yourselves? Do you keep a fire extinguisher? Big buckets of water? Garden hoses even? Just wondering :)
Water and electricity don't mix buddy.

“Falling down is how we grow. ”

Since: Apr 13

Staying down is how we die.

#13 Apr 17, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
<quoted text>
Water and electricity don't mix buddy.
Where did I mention electricity at all? I am pretty sure water and fire do not mix well though, buddy.

Since: Mar 13

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#14 Apr 17, 2013
Dugna Nex wrote:
<quoted text>Where did I mention electricity at all? I am pretty sure water and fire do not mix well though, buddy.
Ohhhhh....! If it's a grease fire I will certainly try to put it out with a cup of water. Otherwise ima try to smother it with a blanket but only if the fire is out of control. I may try to extinguish it with gasoline. Water and electricity doesn't mix? That's absurd!!

“Falling down is how we grow. ”

Since: Apr 13

Staying down is how we die.

#15 Apr 17, 2013
Gasoline would be my first choice as well really. Depending on how my insurance stance was. :)

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