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Sevierville, TN

#21 Jul 11, 2013
Bubba wrote:
If you put boots on a sheep's hind legs she won't try to pull away from you.
better yet: if you use the boots then walk her to the edge of something high she'll try to back up!!!!!!!!

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#22 Jul 12, 2013
I know a fellar that was involved in a altercation between a lama and a horse. It wasn't pretty.

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#23 Jul 12, 2013
What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

Johnson City, TN

#24 Jul 12, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
I know a fellar that was involved in a altercation between a lama and a horse. It wasn't pretty.
Your parents?

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#25 Jul 13, 2013
hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>Your parents?
I have no parents. I arrived here much the same way chuck Norris did.

New Zealand

#26 May 24, 2014
So many people confuse Zoophilia with beastiality. If you don't know the difference, look it up. Zoophiles love their animals and wouldn't dream of hurting them or doing anything to them that they don't like. Have you never seen a female dog almost beg to be mated by its owner by holding its tail to one side and backing up to him. Have you never seen a male dog mounting a woman desperate to mate with her. All animals love sex when they are ready for it and don't mind at all how they get it. Being gentle, loving and understanding is what zoophiles are all about.
Mr Helpfull

Charlotte, NC

#27 May 25, 2014
A teenager goes into the pharmacy, and buys a pack of condoms. He asks the pharmacist for the ones with the ridges on them, insists they gotta have those ridges on them! He is pretty young, so the pharmacist asks him, "Do you know what these are for?"
Kid says, "yes, they prevent unwanted pregnancy, and protect against disease."
Pharmacist "But, you insisted on the ones with ridges, do you know why they have ridges?"
Kid says,"I'm not sure why they put the ridges on them, but they drive grandpa's nanny goat up a freekin wall!"

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