Has anyone ever mistakenly thought you were mentally retarded...

Posted in the Greeneville Forum

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#1 Jun 21, 2013
Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#2 Jun 21, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...
I would assume the same. She then, more than likely, mopped the driveway.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#3 Jun 21, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
I would assume the same. She then, more than likely, mopped the driveway.
I didn't say it because I thought it would sound silly, but the driveway did look exceptionally good the next morning ..

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#4 Jun 21, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't say it because I thought it would sound silly, but the driveway did look exceptionally good the next morning ..
lol I bet it did

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#5 Jun 21, 2013
I can't say anyone has...however, a few people have mistaken me for someone who is weak-willed & learned the hard way that I'm absolutely not....

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#7 Jun 22, 2013
curious wrote:
<quoted text>
only a few?
A few...bordering on several, I suppose. Regardless, though, I am grateful that I have had/still have really good people in my life, so the number of folks who have underestimated me, attempted to walk all over me and/or taken my kindness for granted has been pretty limited.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#8 Jun 22, 2013
No, but I have been mistaken for someone who gives a damn before.
true

Knoxville, TN

#9 Jun 22, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...
assume all you want - maybe you really are retarded! lol
omg

United States

#10 Jun 22, 2013
I worked with a woman at Comcare. New staff would mistake her for a client. One said hi honey whats ur name? She looked at them and said I work here. It was Jennifer Inscore who was mistaken for a client. Imagine that.
Stick in the rear

Jonesborough, TN

#11 Jun 22, 2013
true wrote:
<quoted text>assume all you want - maybe you really are retarded! lol
LMFAO! By the way, she was a dead lay.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#12 Jun 22, 2013
No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.

Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#13 Jun 22, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.
Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.
I knew someone would say something like that...
WTH

Johnson City, TN

#14 Jun 22, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.
Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.
You dream like that often?

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#15 Jun 22, 2013
I used to help one of my sister-in-laws ex boyfriends pour concrete. He had an old green valley van that he worked out of. You should see the looks people gave seeing us all in it drinking beer and riding around. Priceless

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#16 Jun 23, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
I used to help one of my sister-in-laws ex boyfriends pour concrete. He had an old green valley van that he worked out of. You should see the looks people gave seeing us all in it drinking beer and riding around. Priceless
That's even better than a short school bus.
Working

United States

#17 Jun 23, 2013
omg wrote:
I worked with a woman at Comcare. New staff would mistake her for a client. One said hi honey whats ur name? She looked at them and said I work here. It was Jennifer Inscore who was mistaken for a client. Imagine that.
I remember that. Does she still work there?
omg

Bennettsville, SC

#18 Jun 23, 2013
Working wrote:
<quoted text>
I remember that. Does she still work there?
I think she does. She was a french fry short of a happy meal.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Greeneville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Stop leak for heat pump 11 min citizen 14
Rice Bowl Restaurant... 1 hr Dr Wu 2
Scintillaire Restaurant 1 hr Dr Wu 21
gays marrying in 30 states 1 hr Dr Wu 26
$80.000 for left nut (Apr '12) 1 hr billyboy 24
lol west greene vs. greeneville 1 hr LMAO 24
Is every woman a drug addict? 1 hr GApeach-TNflower 9
new sheriff says you are to old 2 hr Release 59
get rid of Robert Sayne 3 hr resident 63
Busted ... : ( 6 hr Shebrke 7
Greeneville Dating
Find my Match

Greeneville Jobs

Greeneville People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Greeneville News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Greeneville

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]