Has anyone ever mistakenly thought you were mentally retarded...

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Jun 21, 2013
 
Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...

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Jun 21, 2013
 

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Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...
I would assume the same. She then, more than likely, mopped the driveway.

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Jun 21, 2013
 
Se7en187 wrote:
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I would assume the same. She then, more than likely, mopped the driveway.
I didn't say it because I thought it would sound silly, but the driveway did look exceptionally good the next morning ..

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<quoted text>I didn't say it because I thought it would sound silly, but the driveway did look exceptionally good the next morning ..
lol I bet it did

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Jun 21, 2013
 
I can't say anyone has...however, a few people have mistaken me for someone who is weak-willed & learned the hard way that I'm absolutely not....

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Jun 22, 2013
 
curious wrote:
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only a few?
A few...bordering on several, I suppose. Regardless, though, I am grateful that I have had/still have really good people in my life, so the number of folks who have underestimated me, attempted to walk all over me and/or taken my kindness for granted has been pretty limited.

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Jun 22, 2013
 
No, but I have been mistaken for someone who gives a damn before.
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whothehellcares- wrote:
Happens to me all the time... I'll be out with my wife, and looking at her then looking at me, most guys assume I'm in her care and come up and hit on her... it pissed me off at first, but them I learned to take advantage of it and play along... we get free meals all the time... The best one was when my wife got a guy to take us out to a nice resturaunt, after the meal was over she told him that if I'd bought me some scotch I'd be out like a light then they could have some alone time...
Well he bought me a bottle and a couple bottles of wine for them and headed back to our house... I drank my scotch, and it usually doesn't put ne to sleep but for some reason it did that night... I'm assuming my wife took the wine then kicked the sorry bastard out...
assume all you want - maybe you really are retarded! lol
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Jun 22, 2013
 
I worked with a woman at Comcare. New staff would mistake her for a client. One said hi honey whats ur name? She looked at them and said I work here. It was Jennifer Inscore who was mistaken for a client. Imagine that.
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Jun 22, 2013
 
true wrote:
<quoted text>assume all you want - maybe you really are retarded! lol
LMFAO! By the way, she was a dead lay.
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No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.

Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.

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Jun 22, 2013
 
Wet Willie wrote:
No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.
Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.
I knew someone would say something like that...
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Jun 22, 2013
 
Wet Willie wrote:
No they haven't but I have a funny story about a guy who was mentally retarded. I felt sorry for the idiot, so I took him and his caretaker out to a nice restaurant once. She was as hot as a depot stove. I mean she was steamin'.
Well, I bought this moron a bottle of Scotch. He drank it and went out like a light. The lady, and I use the term lady loosely here, and I drank a couple of bottles of wine. Then I got a little frisky with her, and we wound up having sex in her driveway. We kind of made a mess, and she made me mop her driveway before I left. I'm wondering now if the moron might have been her husband. Guess I'll never know. Oh, well.
You dream like that often?

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Jun 22, 2013
 
I used to help one of my sister-in-laws ex boyfriends pour concrete. He had an old green valley van that he worked out of. You should see the looks people gave seeing us all in it drinking beer and riding around. Priceless

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Jun 23, 2013
 
Dixie iron fist wrote:
I used to help one of my sister-in-laws ex boyfriends pour concrete. He had an old green valley van that he worked out of. You should see the looks people gave seeing us all in it drinking beer and riding around. Priceless
That's even better than a short school bus.
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Jun 23, 2013
 
omg wrote:
I worked with a woman at Comcare. New staff would mistake her for a client. One said hi honey whats ur name? She looked at them and said I work here. It was Jennifer Inscore who was mistaken for a client. Imagine that.
I remember that. Does she still work there?
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Jun 23, 2013
 
Working wrote:
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I remember that. Does she still work there?
I think she does. She was a french fry short of a happy meal.

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