If ur car lights go out u should?

If ur car lights go out u should?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 22, 2013

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lock down the breaks

ease on to the house

tail gate another car

go slow an lay down on the horn

wate til day light to happin

call the law

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_Word Woman_

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#22 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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No Macarena?
:(
Well, of course.... you can Macarena to celebrate your new ride with functional headlights...lol!!!

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#23 Jul 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Well, of course.... you can Macarena to celebrate your new ride with functional headlights...lol!!!
Oh, heck yeah!

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#24 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>Then when my headlights go out as I'm driving you to some obscure, colorful destination... we must first check to see it's daylight hours and then waste an hour AND then proceed to turn on caution lights and turn off onto the closest safe spot. We may be hijacked by ninjas, however, we walk to the closest house, rob them of all their most precious worldly possessions and then... we Macarena... in the street...
WOW! That almost sounds like railroad terminology lol. Proceed,prepared to stop at the Next signal. Engines exceeding medium speed must IMMEDIATELY begin reduction to medium speed as soon as the engine passes the approach signal. And then steal a car and then Macarena and then drink till we fall over and then drink some more and then DRINK SOME MORE and then fall UP the steps and then and then and then and then.......

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#25 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>WOW! That almost sounds like railroad terminology lol. Proceed,prepared to stop at the Next signal. Engines exceeding medium speed must IMMEDIATELY begin reduction to medium speed as soon as the engine passes the approach signal. And then steal a car and then Macarena and then drink till we fall over and then drink some more and then DRINK SOME MORE and then fall UP the steps and then and then and then and then.......
I knew Macarena was in there somewhere. I did take a railroad terminoligical class once... lol

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#26 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>I knew Macarena was in there somewhere. I did take a railroad terminoligical class once... lol
You rock!

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#27 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
<quoted text>You rock!
Michael Jackson's - Thriller
Dance worthy lol

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#28 Jul 23, 2013
My problem is when I'm driving and my "headlights" come on. I usually turn the air conditioner down because no one wants to see my hairy glass cutters.

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#29 Jul 23, 2013
Turn off your windshield wipers at once. You're supposed to have your lights on when your windshield wipers are on.

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#30 Jul 23, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
Turn off your windshield wipers at once. You're supposed to have your lights on when your windshield wipers are on.
Right you are, safety first!

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#31 Jul 23, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>...or, you could just steal the nearest car...seems a little simpler...lol!!!
NOW your talkin! And after we get back we can blow it up and watch it burn. Evidence erased.

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#32 Jul 23, 2013
Anytime my lights go out we go at it.

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#33 Jul 23, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
Anytime my lights go out we go at it.
Best answer yet.
nice

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#35 Jul 23, 2013
One red neck way I saw two idiots took the headlights out and used flashlights lmao

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#36 Jul 25, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Well, of course.... you can Macarena to celebrate your new ride with functional headlights...lol!!!
Is that you in that picture?

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#37 Jul 25, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
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Is that you in that picture?
Yep...being silly...you like the cat-eye glasses, huh :)

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