If ur car lights go out u should?

If ur car lights go out u should?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Jul 22, 2013

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lock down the breaks

ease on to the house

tail gate another car

go slow an lay down on the horn

wate til day light to happin

call the law

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#1 Jul 22, 2013
Ease on to the house!
Topicksicide

Jefferson, GA

#2 Jul 22, 2013
I hope to have a vagina transplanted onto my hand. That would solve alot of problems.

What?

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#3 Jul 22, 2013
Turn on emergency flashers to light the road and proceed slowly to a safe place to turn off.

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#4 Jul 22, 2013
Turn around and finish your trip in reverse. Your reverse lights will light your way.

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#5 Jul 22, 2013
OUTLAW RACER wrote:
Turn on emergency flashers to light the road and proceed slowly to a safe place to turn off.
Fine... I suppose that sounds more safe...

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#6 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Turn around and finish your trip in reverse. Your reverse lights will light your way.
haha Yeppers, I like that one! Surprised Shemp didn't think of it in his poll.

_Word Woman_

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#7 Jul 22, 2013
Break out my night vision goggles & keep on truckin'...incongnito!!!

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#8 Jul 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
Break out my night vision goggles & keep on truckin'...incongnito!!!
Like a ninja!!!

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#10 Jul 22, 2013
confused wrote:
Where would they go out to?
Hmmm... well, if they stay local they'll prolly go out to the Hyperion. I hear that's the place to go around here.
First things first

Johnson City, TN

#11 Jul 22, 2013
Check to see if it is daytime. If it is, calm down and proceed. If it isn't, yell wheeee and keep going.

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#12 Jul 22, 2013
First things first wrote:
Check to see if it is daytime. If it is, calm down and proceed. If it isn't, yell wheeee and keep going.
haha yes, always check to see if it's daytime. It is not always obvious. It could appear to be daytime but in reality it is nighttime.
Is yelling "wheeee" mandatory? Can we go with "woo hoo" or "yippie ki yi yay"?

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#13 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Like a ninja!!!
Precisely(though my spelling of incognito was a mess)...and I would break out my superior "judedo" skills if a cop tried to pull me over & give me a ticket!!!!

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#14 Jul 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Precisely(though my spelling of incognito was a mess)...and I would break out my superior "judedo" skills if a cop tried to pull me over & give me a ticket!!!!
Ah haha! Judedo always cracks me up! I bet with your ninja judedo skills... that police officer will be writing a ticket for himself by the time you drove off. lol

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#15 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Ah haha! Judedo always cracks me up! I bet with your ninja judedo skills... that police officer will be writing a ticket for himself by the time you drove off. lol
Yep...I'm just that kind of bully...lmao ;)

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#16 Jul 22, 2013
If your headlights go out, I hope I'm not in the area. Pull over and leave your vehicle.

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#17 Jul 22, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
If your headlights go out, I hope I'm not in the area. Pull over and leave your vehicle.
Oh, that's just silly. Now, what if I follow your advice and I start walkin'... and a couple of creepy, hairy fellows happen along...
Errr... never mind... I carry hairspray... Right, Mrs Roberson... lol

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#18 Jul 22, 2013
Wait a minute,I don't have a car. Now what?

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#19 Jul 22, 2013
Dixie iron fist wrote:
Wait a minute,I don't have a car. Now what?
Then when my headlights go out as I'm driving you to some obscure, colorful destination... we must first check to see it's daylight hours and then waste an hour AND then proceed to turn on caution lights and turn off onto the closest safe spot. We may be hijacked by ninjas, however, we walk to the closest house, rob them of all their most precious worldly possessions and then... we Macarena... in the street...

_Word Woman_

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#20 Jul 22, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Then when my headlights go out as I'm driving you to some obscure, colorful destination... we must first check to see it's daylight hours and then waste an hour AND then proceed to turn on caution lights and turn off onto the closest safe spot. We may be hijacked by ninjas, however, we walk to the closest house, rob them of all their most precious worldly possessions and then... we Macarena... in the street...
...or, you could just steal the nearest car...seems a little simpler...lol!!!

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#21 Jul 22, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>...or, you could just steal the nearest car...seems a little simpler...lol!!!
No Macarena?
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