Ever wake up with a mf-ing leg cramp?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 21, 2013

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yes I tore house down

broke out in cold sweeat

hollered out God Help Me!

had wife call for a amblance

shat all over my self

did a death dance

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#1 Apr 21, 2013
yeah, didn't compare to the creek in my neck tho...

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Apr 21, 2013
I've been driving and had an atomic foot cramp...

Since: Nov 11

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#3 Apr 21, 2013
I sure have and it hurts like hell.

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#4 Apr 21, 2013
Mr Christian wrote:
I sure have and it hurts like hell.
:) lol

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Since: Sep 12

United States

#5 Apr 21, 2013
Wake up with a leg cramp, no.. However, after couple hours of sweaty sex, I tend to cramp a lot lol. Anybody have any cure for this? Thanks in advance ;)

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#6 Apr 22, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
Wake up with a leg cramp, no.. However, after couple hours of sweaty sex, I tend to cramp a lot lol. Anybody have any cure for this? Thanks in advance ;)
Switch it up, change positions often, let her take the reins occasionally, oh and incorporate WD40 into the festivities. The sweat is good lube but....
David

Johnson City, TN

#8 Apr 22, 2013
Muscle cramps are very painful. Several reason why they occur.

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