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Mar 7, 2013
 
About as useless as tits on a bore hog,will use any body to get what she wants,and will also sue you if she can
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Mar 7, 2013
 

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Shirley not, i mean surely not.
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Mar 7, 2013
 
new wrote:
About as useless as tits on a bore hog,will use any body to get what she wants,and will also sue you if she can
So, for the sake of clarification...does this apply to ALL women named Shirley???
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Charlotte, NC

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#4
Mar 7, 2013
 
Tits on a hog are boring. Surely Shirley has exciting tits since she's not a BOAR!(dumbass)

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Greeneville TN

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Mar 8, 2013
 

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Yeah, and that damn Laverne is even WORSE!!! Useless as tits on a boor. I mean, who wants to be around an ill-mannered person: somebody who behaves in a crass, insensitive, or ill-mannered way, even if they have tits?
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Mar 8, 2013
 
Word Woman wrote:
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So, for the sake of clarification...does this apply to ALL women named Shirley???
surely not.
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#7
Mar 8, 2013
 
Can u actually sue if u get a boar with tits?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

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Mar 8, 2013
 
Hartford ky lady wrote:
Can u actually sue if u get a boar with tits?
I thought we were talking about Shirley. Who's Sue?

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MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I thought we were talking about Shirley. Who's Sue?
Sue is what I'm gonna do to you for teasing without a licence. That ass is so hot, it has to be stolen. Believe me, the last thing you want is the cops beating on your door. "Where'd you get that ass? We know it's hot! Alyagotado is notorious for getting ass that he hasn't paid for!" Now, whatcha goin' do? Give it up, Mysty. Game over! ;)
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#10
Mar 8, 2013
 
Sue is the boar "new" bought turned out he has tits And now shes pissed and wants legal action. Is anyone here an attorney?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

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Mar 8, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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Sue is what I'm gonna do to you for teasing without a licence. That ass is so hot, it has to be stolen. Believe me, the last thing you want is the cops beating on your door. "Where'd you get that ass? We know it's hot! Alyagotado is notorious for getting ass that he hasn't paid for!" Now, whatcha goin' do? Give it up, Mysty. Game over! ;)
I'd just tell the cops that you haven't paid for it because you're on my layaway plan. And if they don't have a search warrant to go eat a doughnut and leave me the hell alone, I got teasing to do.

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Mar 8, 2013
 
Hartford ky lady wrote:
Sue is the boar "new" bought turned out he has tits And now shes pissed and wants legal action. Is anyone here an attorney?
I'm not an attorney. But I play one in front of TV. I love to ad-lib Matlock. I just turn down the volume and make sexual inuendos when he's speaking. Then turn the volume up during the replies. Example: "Where were you on the night of October 29." "I was in the flower garden, tending to roses." I just insert, "Admit it. You were going down on your friend, Rose!" See how it all falls into place? Yes, I've watched too many Matlock re-runs.

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Mar 8, 2013
 
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>I'd just tell the cops that you haven't paid for it because you're on my layaway plan. And if they don't have a search warrant to go eat a doughnut and leave me the hell alone, I got teasing to do.
If I was the cop, I'd eat your ass and leave the doughnut the hell alone. I have a little dyslexia. No, that isn't another word for penis, smart-ass.

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Greeneville TN

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Mar 8, 2013
 
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If I was the cop, I'd eat your ass and leave the doughnut the hell alone. I have a little dyslexia. No, that isn't another word for penis, smart-ass.
You don't have to tell me. I heard from your neighbors about that trouser snake you're packin'.

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Philpot, KY

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Mar 8, 2013
 
Alyagotado wrote:
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I'm not an attorney. But I play one in front of TV. I love to ad-lib Matlock. I just turn down the volume and make sexual inuendos when he's speaking. Then turn the volume up during the replies. Example: "Where were you on the night of October 29." "I was in the flower garden, tending to roses." I just insert, "Admit it. You were going down on your friend, Rose!" See how it all falls into place? Yes, I've watched too many Matlock re-runs.
thats a great idea ill have to do that! ur such a fun guy!

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Mar 8, 2013
 
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<quoted text>You don't have to tell me. I heard from your neighbors about that trouser snake you're packin'.
Greene County is too fuckin' small. No shit, though. I've got over 400 feet of road frontage, and I'll piss all over it! There are a few reasons for my public exhibitions. No offense intended to my neighbors. 1) I'll piss where I damned well please. 2) I'm a non recovering alcoholic. 3) I think this one-eyed wild weasel is pretty darned impressive. And they know what to expect. That's why the law hasn't been out here in over 10 years, except to gawk!

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Mar 8, 2013
 
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> thats a great idea ill have to do that! ur such a fun guy!
If you think that's fun, you ought to see me trying to out-draw James Arness when Gunsmoke comes on. Reminds me, I need to sheet rock that wall behind the TV. Good thing I'm such a shitty aim.

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Mar 8, 2013
 
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If you think that's fun, you ought to see me trying to out-draw James Arness when Gunsmoke comes on. Reminds me, I need to sheet rock that wall behind the TV. Good thing I'm such a shitty aim.
thats how i used to practice a moving target when i first started shooting. gun wasnt loaded or i would have had to get another tv. favorite guy to shoot was barney. "i love you, you love me, why wont someone just kill me...."

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Mar 8, 2013
 
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> thats how i used to practice a moving target when i first started shooting. gun wasnt loaded or i would have had to get another tv. favorite guy to shoot was barney. "i love you, you love me, why wont someone just kill me...."
I'd love to be the one to send that purple bastart to Hell!

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