Seeking the Grammar Nazi

Greeneville, TN

#1 May 10, 2013
Does anyone have any information that could lead me to the location of the Grammar Nazi? I would like to know the true idenity of this tragically over zealous man (or woman, not tryin to discriminate so don't hate). I think he should become an English teacher and teach people how to speak it correctly first. Then teach them how to write it. Because it's so funny that no one ever really spends that much time teaching us how to speak English correctly but yet they want us to write it down correctly. Makes NOO sense at all. Espcially with as much television these dadblasted hoodlem children watch these days. Spongebob and his "Aww darnit, barnclesauce"... I mean seriously, what the hell is that about? And then there's the "Ain't nobody got no time for dat" woman. Oh and we can't forget Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty... Geez no wonder foreign citizens or aliens insist on using their native language. Who the hell could understand ours??? Come on Grammar Nazi.. are you with me??? Are you out there? Anywhere???? Oh where, oh where has my g-nazi went, oh where, oh where could he go??

Greeneville, TN

#2 May 10, 2013
Dis right hur is funny AF
Grammar Nazi

Greeneville, TN

#3 May 10, 2013
Oh, I'm here. Although, I'm doing well, I believe, to understand your Paleolithic way of writing. What is your obsession, young lady?

Greeneville, TN

#4 May 10, 2013
I want to learn your ways 'O Wise One'. Can you guide me to perfect grammar just as Hitler aspired to guide the world to a perfect human race?
Grammar Nazi

Greeneville, TN

#5 May 11, 2013
One may never be perfect, but what is the risk in trying? Wax on... wax off. You will one day understand the importance in perfecting such a minuscule act.

Since: Mar 13

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#7 May 11, 2013
I ain't doin' nuttin' wrong with my here Enlish speakin'!
GrammerNaziIsMyH o

United States

#9 May 11, 2013
Ugly biotches be the first to point out a typo. Well, biotch yo whole face a gotdamn typo ;)
Grammar Nazi

Greeneville, TN

#10 May 11, 2013
GrammerNaziIsMyHo wrote:
Ugly biotches be the first to point out a typo. Well, biotch yo whole face a gotdamn typo ;)
Is it just me, or did everyone else read that in Hank Hill's voice as well?

Greeneville, TN

#13 May 12, 2013
Yes, Grammer Nazi, I did the same thing. It had to be Hank Hill. There is no other logical explanation. I do regret to inform you that we may have to postpone our massive plan to take over the world and impart proper grammar skills to all who exist.
You see, I went out to eat with my friend Horse Hair last night and somehow she broke my Dolorian ao y parents never kissed and now I'm slowly disappearing. I have to call Doc and see if he can help me get the Dolorian running again soon.
in any case

United States

#14 May 13, 2013
the grammy grumps are everwhirr. folla da link

Elizabethton, TN

#16 May 13, 2013
good fing no fancie skool taked me in cause i alls redy no hows to read and rite.

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