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Pecker Bailey

Greeneville, TN

#1 Mar 20, 2013
Let me introduce myself. I am Pecker Bailey, Turd Ferguson's cousin. Like old Turd who goes around giving his "gifts" to the public, I, too, go around whizzing my name on walls or sidewalks, or even whizzing in a toilet somewhere without flushing! I hope I will be welcomed on here. Have a great day, and Happy Pissing!!
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#2 Mar 20, 2013
Pecker Bailey wrote:
Let me introduce myself. I am Pecker Bailey, Turd Ferguson's cousin. Like old Turd who goes around giving his "gifts" to the public, I, too, go around whizzing my name on walls or sidewalks, or even whizzing in a toilet somewhere without flushing! I hope I will be welcomed on here. Have a great day, and Happy Pissing!!
Welcome to Topix Greeneville. I think that I have seen your work. Was that you who pissed something that looked like calligraphy at the Y ?

Tell Turd that Goober says "Hey."

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#3 Mar 20, 2013
Pecker Bailey wrote:
Let me introduce myself. I am Pecker Bailey, Turd Ferguson's cousin. Like old Turd who goes around giving his "gifts" to the public, I, too, go around whizzing my name on walls or sidewalks, or even whizzing in a toilet somewhere without flushing! I hope I will be welcomed on here. Have a great day, and Happy Pissing!!
For the love of God...
Put the seat up...
Please...

“You gotta stand for something”

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#4 Mar 20, 2013
Welcome Pecker! Can we just call you Dick? Lol!

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#5 Mar 20, 2013
Jenny H from the block wrote:
Welcome Pecker! Can we just call you Dick? Lol!
If his name was Richard then Dick would be appropriate. However, with a name like Pecker... I say we call him weenie!!! I like it!!! Weenie!!

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#6 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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If his name was Richard then Dick would be appropriate. However, with a name like Pecker... I say we call him weenie!!! I like it!!! Weenie!!
Ehh...Pecker, dick, or weenie....it's all swinging meat. Lol!

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#7 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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If his name was Richard then Dick would be appropriate. However, with a name like Pecker... I say we call him weenie!!! I like it!!! Weenie!!
I'm good with calling him Pecker...unless all of his pissing ends up pissing me off...then, he'll become Prick...

Otherwise, welcome, Pecker (you should feel privileged b/c those are NOT words that I say to just anyone)...lol!!!:)

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#8 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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I'm good with calling him Pecker...unless all of his pissing ends up pissing me off...then, he'll become Prick...
Otherwise, welcome, Pecker (you should feel privileged b/c those are NOT words that I say to just anyone)...lol!!!:)
He's been very nice. I just like the name Weenie...

_Word Woman_

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#9 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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He's been very nice. I just like the name Weenie...
Yeah...but no male appreciates being called "Weenie"...not even as a kid...let's not give the poor guy a complex...lol!!! ;)

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#10 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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He's been very nice. I just like the name Weenie...
Oh good, a nice Pecker. I've met a few that weren't ;)

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#11 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Yeah...but no male appreciates being called "Weenie"...not even as a kid...let's not give the poor guy a complex...lol!!! ;)
Oh, hmmm... how about Lil' Bit?

_Word Woman_

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#12 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Oh, hmmm... how about Lil' Bit?
Try it on your husband & let us know what response you receive...lol!!! ;)

_Word Woman_

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#13 Mar 20, 2013
BEERFLY wrote:
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Oh good, a nice Pecker. I've met a few that weren't ;)
LOL!!! Haven't we all, girl.... I've also met my fair share of pricks!!! ;)

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#14 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Try it on your husband & let us know what response you receive...lol!!! ;)
Yeah...
Fine...
He didn't like it...
Itty Bitty?

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#15 Mar 20, 2013
Fine...
King of Atlantis?
Big Hero?
Mighty Giant?
Big Boy?
Manly dragon?

If we must...

_Word Woman_

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#16 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Yeah...
Fine...
He didn't like it...
Itty Bitty?
Give our new friend Pecker your email address & have him send a photo...maybe you need to get to know him before deciding on a nickname...lol!!! ;)

_Word Woman_

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#17 Mar 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Fine...
King of Atlantis?
Big Hero?
Mighty Giant?
Big Boy?
Manly dragon?
If we must...
What was the nickname she gave Matthew McConaughy's penis in "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days??"...or I'm sure he'd appreciate Dirk Diggler...

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#18 Mar 20, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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What was the nickname she gave Matthew McConaughy's penis in "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days??"...or I'm sure he'd appreciate Dirk Diggler...
Princess Sophia!!

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#19 Mar 20, 2013
Hey, where'd that Pecker go?!?!

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#20 Mar 20, 2013
BEERFLY wrote:
Hey, where'd that Pecker go?!?!
Very interesting observation...

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