Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#1 Apr 5, 2013
I'll solve all your problems.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Apr 5, 2013
12kno wrote:
I'll solve all your problems.
Thanks...that would be fantastic!!! Where should we start?!? lol!!! ;)

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Apr 5, 2013
You're silly.

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#4 Apr 5, 2013
they always say start at the beginning lol. Wow, beginning turned into a hard word. I had to google it, I forgot half the "N"s. But whatever you do, save time to enjoy yourself. The beginning was a long time ago and tomorrow is always a chance to do something better.
14now

United States

#5 Apr 6, 2013
12kno wrote:
I'll solve all your problems.
-don't eat yellow snow
-don't sass yee elders
-finish yee plate
-don't be wasteful
-do whatchyee say yee gunman do
-watch yee d@mn mouth

That's all the advice you'll ever need

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#6 Apr 6, 2013
14now wrote:
<quoted text>
-don't eat yellow snow
-don't sass yee elders
-finish yee plate
-don't be wasteful
-do whatchyee say yee gunman do
-watch yee d@mn mouth
That's all the advice you'll ever need
#1: agree
#2:what if the elder is a mean person?
#3:what if ur on a diet?
#4:agree
#5: what if u threatened someone in the heat if the moment?
#6: agree, cause u cant take it back.

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#7 Apr 6, 2013
What would happen if you strapped a piece of bread butter side up on the back of your cat and dropped them off the roof of the house? It seems the rules of physics and life will be tested for sure.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#8 Apr 6, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
What would happen if you strapped a piece of bread butter side up on the back of your cat and dropped them off the roof of the house? It seems the rules of physics and life will be tested for sure.
I thought cats always landed on their feet?!?!? However, it did occur to me that the cat might be screwed if there happened to be a dog below that really liked buttered bread...
But, physics was never my thing, so I may have missed the mark completely!!! lol!!! ;)

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#9 Apr 6, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>I thought cats always landed on their feet?!?!? However, it did occur to me that the cat might be screwed if there happened to be a dog below that really liked buttered bread...
But, physics was never my thing, so I may have missed the mark completely!!! lol!!! ;)
lol
Buttered bread always lands butter side down. Therefor, the question is, would the cat land on its feet or would the bread land butter side down?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#10 Apr 7, 2013
it's all in the laws of physics. But again, in the immortal words of my hero, Bugs Bunny, I never studied law.
Lmao

Greeneville, TN

#11 Apr 7, 2013
-do whatchyee say yee gunman do

What??? That's not even hillbilly, that's retard.

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Apr 7, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
it's all in the laws of physics. But again, in the immortal words of my hero, Bugs Bunny, I never studied law.
I loved Bugs Bunny...

Since: Mar 13

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#13 Apr 7, 2013
Lmao wrote:
-do whatchyee say yee gunman do
What??? That's not even hillbilly, that's retard.
Where did you even get that quote?
I had a weird dream last night...
Lmao

Greeneville, TN

#14 Apr 7, 2013
14now wrote:
<quoted text>
-don't eat yellow snow
-don't sass yee elders
-finish yee plate
-don't be wasteful
-do whatchyee say yee gunman do
-watch yee d@mn mouth
That's all the advice you'll ever need
Here

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#15 Apr 7, 2013
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
What would happen if you strapped a piece of bread butter side up on the back of your cat and dropped them off the roof of the house? It seems the rules of physics and life will be tested for sure.
The universe would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre... there is a theory that this has already happened..

Since: Mar 13

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#16 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>The universe would instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre... there is a theory that this has already happened..
It has happened... I shan't (isn't that a cool word) give u details or bizarre sh!t will occur...

Since: Mar 13

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#17 Apr 7, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>It has happened... I shan't (isn't that a cool word) give u details or bizarre sh!t will occur...
Dang it, you already said bizarre... Grrrr

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#18 Apr 7, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
It has happened... I shan't (isn't that a cool word) give u details or bizarre sh!t will occur...
That is an awesome word... I'm going to use it every chance I get from now on(it until I forget about it)...

Since: Mar 13

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#19 Apr 7, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>
That is an awesome word... I'm going to use it every chance I get from now on(it until I forget about it)...
You are bizarrre and COMPLETELY my favorite... and I'm not completely sure why...
But you are...
<love>

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#20 Apr 8, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
<quoted text>
That is an awesome word... I'm going to use it every chance I get from now on(it until I forget about it)...
I'll give you an awesome word.....mucous.....it sounds like what it is. And coupling it with membrane just blows my mind.

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