WON POWERBALL still be a democrat

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Johnson City, TN

#1 Nov 26, 2012
Would try to create jobs that pay at least 21 dollars a hour so people would have money to spend on stuff that rebuilds our economy .

United States

#2 Nov 26, 2012
I saw it advertised one day
Bear Mountain picnic was comin’ my way
“Come along ’n’ take a trip
We’ll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and kids Bring the whole family”
Well, I run right down ’n’ bought a ticket
To this Bear Mountain Picnic
But little did I realize
I was in for a picnic surprise
Had nothin’ to do with picnic
I didn’t even come close to a mountain
And I hate bears
Took the wife ’n’ kids down to the pier
Six thousand people there
Everybody had a ticket for the trip
“Oh well,” I said,“it’s a pretty big ship
Besides, anyway, the more the merrier”
Well, we all got on ’n’ what d’ya think
That big old boat started t’ sink
More people kept a-pilin’ on
That old ship was a-slowly goin’ down
Funny way t’ start a picnic
Well, I soon lost track of m’ kids ’n’ wife
So many people there I never saw in m’ life
That old ship sinkin’ down in the water
Six thousand people tryin’ t’ kill each other
Dogs a-barkin’, cats a-meowin’
Women screamin’, fists a-flyin’, babies cryin’
Cops a-comin’, me a-runnin’
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
I got shoved down ’n’ pushed around
All I could hear there was a screamin’ sound
Don’t remember one thing more
Just remember wakin’ up on a little shore
Head busted, stomach cracked
Feet splintered, I was bald, naked ...
Felt lucky to be alive though
Feelin’ like I climbed outa m’ casket
I grabbed back hold of m’ picnic basket
Took the wife ’n’ kids ’n’ started home
Wishin’ I’d never got up that morn
Now, I don’t care just what you do
If you wanta have a picnic, that’s up t’ you
But don’t tell me about it, I don’t wanta hear it
’Cause, see, I just lost all m’ picnic spirit
Stay in m’ kitchen, have m’ own picnic ...
In the bathroom
Now, it don’t seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do f’r money
There’s a bran’ new gimmick every day
Just t’ take somebody’s money away
I think we oughta take some o’ these people
And put ’em on a boat, send ’em up to Bear Mountain ... For a picnic

Johnson City, TN

#3 Nov 27, 2012
whats that kinda like a wealthy job creator TAKE all you can when you can all legal like and when the country fails cause of it just leave cause you can afford it THEY TELL US ITS WHAT THEY WILL DO IF THEY DON'T GET THEIR WAY ALL THE TIME spoiled lets tax em down a notch or two

Johnson City, TN

#4 Nov 27, 2012
whats the average wage in Greeneville you ask ? We get what local REPUBLICANISM we vote for gives us THE RICH GET RICHER and enjoy it

Brentwood, TN

#5 Nov 27, 2012
My balls have a lot of POWER!
RedisrictingFool s

Johnson City, TN

#6 Nov 27, 2012
Pay is low because we vote for Republicans its what they do

Brentwood, TN

#7 Nov 27, 2012
RedisrictingFools wrote:
Pay is low because we vote for Republicans its what they do
You voted for a republican?

United States

#8 Nov 27, 2012
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer...
PoliticianPrivac y

Johnson City, TN

#9 Nov 27, 2012
FilibusterRimJob wrote:
whats the average wage in Greeneville you ask ? We get what local REPUBLICANISM we vote for gives us THE RICH GET RICHER and enjoy it
WHERE did you come up with that

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