Ever sniffed jenkem?

Created by Mover and Shaker on Jan 2, 2012

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Yes

All the time

Only once

No but I would like to try it

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Patsy

Greeneville, TN

#1 Jan 2, 2012
Why would you want to inhale gas made from human sewage. I hope you're not that desperate. Go to ER and ask for rehab.
Mover and Shaker

Knoxville, TN

#2 Jan 2, 2012
Don't knock it til you've tried it. It's a buzz like no other, and best of all it's free!
Pickwick

York, SC

#3 Jan 2, 2012
Charlie girl and Sammy are always looking for it.... but... I tell them to just say NO! I think they are addicted to the shit.(No pun intended.)
may try it

Knoxville, TN

#4 Jan 2, 2012
how do i make it? like step by step plz
lmao

Julian, NC

#5 Jan 2, 2012
Wow are you kidding, someone would actually do this? Does your life suck so bad that you need this? I don't understand drug addicts.

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#6 Jan 2, 2012
Only on special occasions.
lmao

Julian, NC

#7 Jan 2, 2012
People that would sniff crap. It don't get any trashier than that. Why is Gville so full of trash?
hellzyeah

Knoxville, TN

#8 Jan 2, 2012
It'll give you a double super buzz!
Anime81

Kingsport, TN

#9 May 20, 2013
If you really want good jenkem it all boils down to your food intake and metabolism, what you want is a big huge fat sports fan, one of them that sit at the edge of the couch drinking beer and eating pork rhinds, you stop this guy up with bubblegum before the sporting event, and then 12-16 hours later when hes bout to blow you collect the diarhea that he puts out. and THEN you start the fermentaion process with the piss, i prefer putting atleast a table spoon of lemon juice in it to help take the edge off the stinch when its ready to be huffed. step by step tho, 1. put shit in a 2 liter bottle, if its solid add hot water and shake it around until it is near liquid state or liquid enough to funnel into the bottle. step 2. Piss in the bottle, its best to make sure you have a PINT of piss, so if your not pissing enough just pee in a pint sized drink container and keep in the fridge until you fill it up, THEN step 3. Add the pee to the poop filled bottle and put an empty balloon over the top. This is very important as the balloon is where the Jenkem gases go Step 4. You set the bottle in the sun or a very warm place and let it sit for a few hours, once the balloon is near full you pinch the tip like a whippit and then inhale and hold it in as long as you can and then exhale. make sure your in a place where you can sit down for a minute afterwards until the desired effects are reached.
Johnny Jenkem

Kingsport, TN

#10 May 20, 2013
Patsy wrote:
Why would you want to inhale gas made from human sewage. I hope you're not that desperate. Go to ER and ask for rehab.
Patsy, There is no Rehabilitaion centers for Jenkem abuse yet, there is also another weaker version of this, I known people to fart in drink bottles and take turns sniffing each others farts and getting a buzz that way.

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#11 May 20, 2013
What has this world come to...?
thinking out loud

Greeneville, TN

#12 May 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
What has this world come to...?
Apparently sniffing shit... that's what's it has come to.

Since: Mar 13

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#13 May 20, 2013
thinking out loud wrote:
<quoted text>Apparently sniffing shit... that's what's it has come to.
That's wrong on so many levels... icky ick ick
thinking out loud

Greeneville, TN

#15 May 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>
That's wrong on so many levels... icky ick ick
Just wait till the politicians get "wind " of it and band it, and cops will have to have bust up shit smelling parties for getting out of hand...

Since: Mar 13

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#16 May 20, 2013
thinking out loud wrote:
<quoted text>Just wait till the politicians get "wind " of it and band it, and cops will have to have bust up shit smelling parties for getting out of hand...
OH MY GOSH! What if they won't let us poop any more???

Since: Mar 13

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#17 May 20, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
<quoted text>OH MY GOSH! What if they won't let us poop any more???
And if we poop like crazy amounts, they could get us for intent to sell... Taco Bell would go out of business. The world as we know it would no longer exist!
thinking out loud

Greeneville, TN

#18 May 20, 2013
Yep no more exlax without valid id .. no more passing gas as that can lead to pre- sniffing.

“Bazinga!”

Since: May 13

Greeneville TN

#19 May 20, 2013
People seriously do this shit? Pun intended. That's as bad as meth heads eating each others scabs for the taste of the drugs.
burrito sandwich

United States

#21 May 23, 2013
That's it...I'm going to get rich by selling my shit on Craig's list!

“The Man, The Myth, The Legend”

Since: Jun 10

Do ya feel lucky punk?

#22 Jun 25, 2013
I believe Sir Buster Thang might have tried it a time or ten.

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