UR area plaged with a heard of wild c...

UR area plaged with a heard of wild chickens?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 29, 2013

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yes they pecked us to death

natinal Guard been called out

peck me on my pecker

tore up everthing here

neghboers fit them for neerly 2 weeks

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Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#1 Apr 29, 2013
I love you Shemp Sharpe!

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#2 Apr 29, 2013
Wow. never heard of wild chickens. Maybe they were Guineas? Them dam things are crazy.

Since: Mar 13

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#3 Apr 29, 2013
My house started shaking yesterday and there was this crazy loud rumbling outside... I couldn't believe what I saw through the window upon investigation... There had to be hundred, thousands even... A stampede of wild chickens... And they were wearing boots... They were kinda sexy...
yep

Elizabethton, TN

#5 Apr 30, 2013
yess siree now! My neighbors are still outside fighting them. Sounds like WWIII. I'm just taking a break to catch my second wind. I'm all worn out. Them chickens are mean sobs.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#6 Apr 30, 2013
yep wrote:
yess siree now! My neighbors are still outside fighting them. Sounds like WWIII. I'm just taking a break to catch my second wind. I'm all worn out. Them chickens are mean sobs.
So you live in Peckerville?
yep

Jonesborough, TN

#8 May 2, 2013
Mrs Roberson wrote:
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So you live in Peckerville?
Good name. Neighborhood looks like a war zone.
Waitress

Morristown, TN

#9 May 2, 2013
Yea I bought chicken feed, nearly broke me to feed the chickens so we called the national guard

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#10 May 2, 2013
I went to a cock fight once... I lost, but it wasn't fair, it was my first time and I didn't know what to expect... when the other guy cane out he was already hard....

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#11 May 2, 2013
yep wrote:
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Good name. Neighborhood looks like a war zone.
Where exactly are you people at?

Since: Nov 11

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#12 May 4, 2013
What is a wild chicken?

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#13 May 5, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
I went to a cock fight once... I lost, but it wasn't fair, it was my first time and I didn't know what to expect... when the other guy cane out he was already hard....
My mind's eye sees a light saber fight. Ima poke it out. I saw a movie once with John Ritter as a guy fooling around with a married woman. She only had glow-in-the-dark condoms. So just when he gets "suited up" the hubby comes home...feeling frisky. So he dons one of the condoms before finding John Ritter hiding in the closet. A fight breaks out in the darkened room so all you see are the "light sabers" engaged in battle. A.ybody else re member that movie, or was it a figment of my warped imagination?

Since: Mar 13

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#14 May 5, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>My mind's eye sees a light saber fight. Ima poke it out. I saw a movie once with John Ritter as a guy fooling around with a married woman. She only had glow-in-the-dark condoms. So just when he gets "suited up" the hubby comes home...feeling frisky. So he dons one of the condoms before finding John Ritter hiding in the closet. A fight breaks out in the darkened room so all you see are the "light sabers" engaged in battle. A.ybody else re member that movie, or was it a figment of my warped imagination?
I'm uncertain I've watched this but I will definitely look to watch it now!

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#15 May 5, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I'm uncertain I've watched this but I will definitely look to watch it now!
Google "John Ritter, glow in the dark condoms". I think the movie name was Skin Deep.

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#16 May 5, 2013
Hmm, sounds like a star wars knock off porn...
Charlie Brown

Lithonia, GA

#17 May 20, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text> Google "John Ritter, glow in the dark condoms". I think the movie name was Skin Deep.
I remember another movie with two old men in a cock fight,it was very bloody. I think the movie was Top secret. At the time it was hilarious! Come think about it,that is still funny as hell!
Hugh

Johnson City, TN

#18 May 20, 2013
They have migrated to our area now. We've fit them all weekend.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#19 May 20, 2013
Hugh wrote:
They have migrated to our area now. We've fit them all weekend.
They're a pestilential scourge I tell ya!

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