What do U do during preeching?

What do U do during preeching?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Oct 14, 2012

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talk on cellphone

balace my check book

day dream

text my freinds

think bout the night before at a club

get ready to speed to a restarant

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Jonesborough Days

Abingdon, VA

#1 Oct 15, 2012
We usually are hungover.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#3 Oct 15, 2012
I quit going to church. Too many hypocrites.

“I'M BACK.......SPORA DICALLY”

Since: Jun 12

BUFFALO, NY

#4 Oct 15, 2012
Mine or somebody else's?

“Listen, Think, Speak.”

Since: Aug 12

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#5 Oct 15, 2012
Probably home in bed.
theangryguy

Athens, TN

#6 Oct 15, 2012
Nod my head and smile.
Preacher

Johnson City, TN

#7 Oct 15, 2012
Well if you're not going to pay attention....at least take a spelling study class during the sermon...so you will know how to spell PREACHING.

Since: Dec 11

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#8 Oct 15, 2012
Push out "silent but deadly" ones. And watch folks squirm!
your future x wife

United States

#9 Oct 15, 2012
I anxiously await for the Holy Communion. After partaking of the wine, I leave.
baptist

Marion, VA

#10 Oct 16, 2012
I like to rev up my car sos we can break all traffic laws trying to be the first to get to the Farmers Daughter eating joint.

Since: Dec 11

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#11 Oct 16, 2012
Them good stinky ones make the preecher think he's moving people cause all of their eyes are watering from the stench.

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#12 Oct 16, 2012
Most of the congregation couldn't even tell you what the preacher talked about after it was over.
Just me

Antioch, TN

#13 Oct 16, 2012
Learn

“is your friend ”

Since: Mar 12

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#15 Oct 22, 2012
Just me wrote:
Learn
I learned a lot too. That's the reason I quit going.

“When in doubt, mumble.”

Since: Oct 12

Marion, VA

#16 Oct 22, 2012
I snore between the "AMENS" and "HALLELUIAHS". God shouldn't mind, he did rest on the 7th day himself.
Ape Allen

Abingdon, VA

#17 Oct 23, 2012
I sleep with my eyes open.
Mr James

Johnson City, TN

#18 Jan 28, 2013
Snooze. I usually ly down on a pew and snooze.
sad day 4 u

Brentwood, TN

#19 Jan 28, 2013
It will b a sad day for all of u who think its funny now. Good luck. I hope 1 day u wake up before its too late.

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#20 Jan 28, 2013
your future x wife wrote:
I anxiously await for the Holy Communion. After partaking of the wine, I leave.
Don't you wait for the wafer snack?

“Many have died”

Since: Dec 12

On the road to peace

#21 Jan 28, 2013
Mr James wrote:
Snooze. I usually ly down on a pew and snooze.
So you sit next to Dixie iron fist...
Claudette

Johnson City, TN

#23 Jan 29, 2013
A lot of people go to Church to listen to gossip about the community. They couldn't tell you what the Preached spoke about during his sermon.

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