THe picnic on the 30th...

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#86 Jun 25, 2013
I think you should both make up an excuse to leave home for 30 minutes and heck, when you get to the picnic you could say you were Joe Dirt for all I care.

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#88 Jun 25, 2013
By the way...
I will be the only one not wearing shorts. My legs haven't seen the light if day sense I was 6!!

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#89 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Topix has been overran by witty sarcasm, it is a way of getting rid of the free speech which once existed on topix. Can't beat em join em syndrome.
You still have free speech, silly. But I'd prefer you to join me in my (and all of our) crazy, it's just me, come what may posts...

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#90 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Topix has been overran by witty sarcasm, it is a way of getting rid of the free speech which once existed on topix. Can't beat em join em syndrome.
Are u ode?

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Greeneville TN

#91 Jun 25, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
I think you should both make up an excuse to leave home for 30 minutes and heck, when you get to the picnic you could say you were Joe Dirt for all I care.
Joe Dirt! Another classic!

Willie, just say you're out of peanut butter anal gesic. Better yet, say you need some Preparation H. Yeah, even better...on the whole, Preparation H is a good idea.

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#92 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Topix has been overran by witty sarcasm, it is a way of getting rid of the free speech which once existed on topix. Can't beat em join em syndrome.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't witty sarcasm a form of free speech?!?!?

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Greeneville TN

#93 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Topix has been overran by witty sarcasm, it is a way of getting rid of the free speech which once existed on topix. Can't beat em join em syndrome.
Witty sarcasm IS free speech, much like cynicism and dull, pointless repartee is free speech.

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#94 Jun 25, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text>Witty sarcasm IS free speech, much like cynicism and dull, pointless repartee is free speech.
I prefer witty sarcasm over dull sarcasm any day...
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#95 Jun 25, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text> Joe Dirt! Another classic!
Willie, just say you're out of peanut butter anal gesic. Better yet, say you need some Preparation H. Yeah, even better...on the whole, Preparation H is a good idea.
on the whole?

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#96 Jun 25, 2013
Oh, oooooo!!!!!! Ima be the one wearing our Greeneville Topix mascot outfit... Hmm... Yes, you, Hmm,(you should change your name. It's quite confusing) what... is......... our mascot????
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#97 Jun 25, 2013
MystDefy wrote:
<quoted text> Joe Dirt! Another classic!
Willie, just say you're out of peanut butter anal gesic. Better yet, say you need some Preparation H. Yeah, even better...on the whole, Preparation H is a good idea.
You know, I'm getting the itch to come over and watch the movie. Can I pick my own seat?

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#99 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
The education level of topix contributors has gone way up but the quality of topix topics has gone way down. As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger, "Them talk Kemosabe but them dead."
Perhaps it's because we, intelligent biyatches, are looking for entertainment rather than entertaining or educating...

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#100 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
The education level of topix contributors has gone way up but the quality of topix topics has gone way down. As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger, "Them talk Kemosabe but them dead."
Viking...you're comment reminded me of one of my favorite songs, so I thought I'd share it with you...hope you listen & enjoy :)

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#102 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Perhaps it is because you intelligent biyatches are obfuscating and giving ignorance a bad name like a mother who talks onomatopoeia to her baby and never allows for the child's free expression.
Onomatopoeia...now there's a word I haven't heard in awhile...I'm impressed, Viking!!!

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#103 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Perhaps it is because you intelligent biyatches are obfuscating and giving ignorance a bad name like a mother who talks onomatopoeia to her baby and never allows for the child's free expression.
Tell me... You aren't the a::hole u r trying to perceive...
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#104 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Perhaps it is because you intelligent biyatches are obfuscating and giving ignorance a bad name like a mother who talks onomatopoeia to her baby and never allows for the child's free expression.
I hear the word obfuscating occasionally, but I am not sure that I have heard the word onomatopoeia since college English. That is a word that is hard to fit in to normal conversation. I can't really recall the last time that I used it in a sentence.
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#105 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
Perhaps it is because you intelligent biyatches are obfuscating and giving ignorance a bad name like a mother who talks onomatopoeia to her baby and never allows for the child's free expression.
Would you consider "fart" to be an example of an onomatopoeia?
Wet Willie

Greeneville, TN

#106 Jun 25, 2013
Wet Willie wrote:
<quoted text>Would you consider "fart" to be an example of an onomatopoeia?
Does that sound enough like it, or should it be "phtt" or "poot" or something?

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#109 Jun 25, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
Oh, oooooo!!!!!! Ima be the one wearing our Greeneville Topix mascot outfit... Hmm... Yes, you, Hmm,(you should change your name. It's quite confusing) what... is......... our mascot????
Our mascot should be a flying stick of butter (with wings) also noted as respect for Paula.

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#110 Jun 25, 2013
Viking View wrote:
<quoted text>Close, but whoosh or pitty-patter or even drizzle would be better, but to each his own.
what about bang or boom???

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