You farted in Food City
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the guy

Fremont, CA

#1 May 22, 2014
You were the hot brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread isle last night. I was the tall, slender guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No, it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of French bread in the air. Remember? You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are very beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.
QEC

La Vergne, TN

#2 May 22, 2014
Nah I'm good I'm talking to someone
john

Greeneville, TN

#3 May 22, 2014
the guy wrote:
You were the hot brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread isle last night. I was the tall, slender guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No, it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of French bread in the air. Remember? You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are very beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.
OK
QEC

La Vergne, TN

#4 May 22, 2014
Btw John are u married in real life ?
QEC

La Vergne, TN

#5 May 22, 2014
Dosnt matter who she is ...u heard momma
Rye Teng Skilz

Greeneville, TN

#6 May 22, 2014
the guy wrote:
You were the hot brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread isle last night. I was the tall, slender guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No, it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of French bread in the air. Remember? You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are very beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.
Your post shows creative writing skills. It is a shame that you are wasting your talents here.
QEC

La Vergne, TN

#7 May 22, 2014
Yup ...ESL.
Shew that Stinks

Troy, NC

#8 May 22, 2014
the guy wrote:
You were the hot brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread isle last night. I was the tall, slender guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No, it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of French bread in the air. Remember? You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are very beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.
You should have ran over to the canning section and grabbed couple ball jars.Caught some of that elegant smell,cause if she looked that good it had to smell good.And took it to flea mkt stuff like that sells real well.Heck I would buy a jar.
chris

United States

#9 Jun 1, 2014
That was no fart. That was Courtney Melton and Katie hagans vag!na you smelled
Dog with Fleas

United States

#10 Jun 1, 2014
the guy wrote:
You were the hot brunette with a near perfect body that farted in the bread isle last night. I was the tall, slender guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No, it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple loaves of French bread in the air. Remember? You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are very beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.
Now THIS HERE sounds like P2BN but that sexy little catch is married with two wittle ones...no p2bn, I didn't mean to imply you have two penises :)
smartfeller

Friendsville, TN

#11 Jun 1, 2014
Dog with Fleas wrote:
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Now THIS HERE sounds like P2BN but that sexy little catch is married with two wittle ones...no p2bn, I didn't mean to imply you have two penises :)
Nah, P2BN would never want to have a drink with some strange thing that farts @ FC. Sounds more like the infamous Booger! LOL
Dog with Fleas

United States

#12 Jun 1, 2014
smartfeller wrote:
<quoted text>Nah, P2BN would never want to have a drink with some strange thing that farts @ FC. Sounds more like the infamous Booger! LOL
Lol yeah I know but the way the story was written reminded my of p2bn. Someone on another thread thought I was p2bn so I took a funny shot @ him on this thread.
smartfeller

Friendsville, TN

#13 Jun 1, 2014
Dog with Fleas wrote:
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Lol yeah I know but the way the story was written reminded my of p2bn. Someone on another thread thought I was p2bn so I took a funny shot @ him on this thread.
You are correct , it is his kind of humorous writing-style with a little bit of sarcasm put in for additional flavor.Haven't seen him on these sites lately. Appreciate him when he reappears,though. He is cryptic and funny.
smartfeller

Friendsville, TN

#14 Jun 1, 2014
Dog with Fleas wrote:
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Lol yeah I know but the way the story was written reminded my of p2bn. Someone on another thread thought I was p2bn so I took a funny shot @ him on this thread.
He also reads these sites daily even though he does not respond from what he has stated in a much earlier thread. Can't say as I blame him lately.
Dog with Fleas

United States

#15 Jun 1, 2014
smartfeller wrote:
<quoted text> He also reads these sites daily even though he does not respond from what he has stated in a much earlier thread. Can't say as I blame him lately.
I must agree. I noticed lots of bizarre things going on here since I used to frequent this site. I made a brief appearance in the fall only to discover drama galore & very mean spirited topics & then observed ever now & again only to see the madness was continuing. Who has the time or patience for that?
uknow

Antioch, TN

#16 Jun 1, 2014
Dog with Fleas wrote:
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Now THIS HERE sounds like P2BN but that sexy little catch is married with two wittle ones...no p2bn, I didn't mean to imply you have two penises :)
hmmm...I'm not married so who is he married to?
smartfeller

Friendsville, TN

#17 Jun 1, 2014
uknow wrote:
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hmmm...I'm not married so who is he married to?
Not you, that's for damned sure. Go back on your meds. and leave our Topix hero alone.
Dog with Fleas

United States

#18 Jun 1, 2014
uknow wrote:
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hmmm...I'm not married so who is he married to?
Uhhh Mrs Pretend2BNormal ...

“I've Always Been This Stupid”

Since: May 12

Greeneville TN

#19 Jun 1, 2014
I saw this one had jumped quite a few posts very quickly so I thought I would check it out. Wow! I didn't realize there were people that don't hate me. I was not the original poster but the humor is right up my alley. Which thread did someone think you were me, mr feller?
Dog with Fleas

United States

#20 Jun 1, 2014
Pretend 2 B Normal wrote:
I saw this one had jumped quite a few posts very quickly so I thought I would check it out. Wow! I didn't realize there were people that don't hate me. I was not the original poster but the humor is right up my alley. Which thread did someone think you were me, mr feller?
No no no! They thought I was you. Course they may have Feller also?? Anyhow, it was the meet me at the flea market thread. I bet when Mrs Roberson showed up for a noon rendezvous that the flea market became a flee market. HAHAHAHA

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