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Word Woman

Asheville, NC

#110 Mar 9, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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I actually read one of the funniest comments I've read in awhile comparing a girl having sex to Tickle me Elmo today...I'll have to go find it again & post it on here....hold on
Okay, here it is...it was in the "which girls in town give the best head" thread & "iaintsayin" wrote:
"you may think that now, but for real dude, after a minute or two its like wtf? she gets to floppin around like she's having a seizure making weird squeaky grunts and she gets all bug-eyed and showing them big old horse teeth and suddenly its like you're banging a muppet.

and brother it is hard to maintain a boner when all you can think of is Tickle Me Elmo. "

LMAO!!!

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#111 Mar 10, 2013
Word Woman wrote:
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Okay, here it is...it was in the "which girls in town give the best head" thread & "iaintsayin" wrote:
"you may think that now, but for real dude, after a minute or two its like wtf? she gets to floppin around like she's having a seizure making weird squeaky grunts and she gets all bug-eyed and showing them big old horse teeth and suddenly its like you're banging a muppet.
and brother it is hard to maintain a boner when all you can think of is Tickle Me Elmo. "
LMAO!!!
that puts My Elmo doll in a completely different light now. Thanks word woman, his innocence is shattered.
Imma10

Greeneville, TN

#112 Mar 10, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
I'm sure all the world is curious and still yet... no one will know who you are, unless you are like Word Woman and myself and you post your name for all the world to research on F Pfft F F F Facebook...
“Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.” I do have Facebook but not for everyone to see...there are some crazy azz mofos here in Gville...as this Forum reveals from time to time lol, I do give it out to only people I trust, cause hellfire I can always block their azzes:}

“I do not censor my comments..”

Since: Sep 12

United States

#113 Mar 10, 2013
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> that puts My Elmo doll in a completely different light now. Thanks word woman, his innocence is shattered.
Don't think they make s&m elmo but it may work for you kristilou lol

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#114 Mar 10, 2013
uneducated hick wrote:
<quoted text> Don't think they make s&m elmo but it may work for you kristilou lol
funny, that would definitely put some red in his already red cheeks

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#115 Mar 11, 2013
And tonight I'm wearing my sheik blue and white pajama pants and white t shirt.
Not so much going on today in the Topix world. I suppose I should find a life...

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#116 Mar 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
And tonight I'm wearing my sheik blue and white pajama pants and white t shirt.
Not so much going on today in the Topix world. I suppose I should find a life...
Topix is slow today, so I've been contemplating suicide again, maybe I'll get it right this time...

But on the other hand, you just made a lot of sense... maybe I should get a life also...

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#117 Mar 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Topix is slow today, so I've been contemplating suicide again, maybe I'll get it right this time...
But on the other hand, you just made a lot of sense... maybe I should get a life also...
Nah.. suicide is a much better alternative...

And...

I'm just joking if you're really contemplating it...
Not Catholic

Midland, NC

#118 Mar 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Nah.. suicide is a much better alternative...
And...
I'm just joking if you're really contemplating it...
He's a tease

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#119 Mar 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Nah.. suicide is a much better alternative...
And...
I'm just joking if you're really contemplating it...
I'm glad that I always read the entire post before committing to something...

The gun was cocked and in my mouth, my trigger finger was itching... then I scrolled down and saw the rest of your post.....

Now, tell me why I shouldn't do it... And remember, my life rest on your next words...

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#120 Mar 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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I'm glad that I always read the entire post before committing to something...
The gun was cocked and in my mouth, my trigger finger was itching... then I scrolled down and saw the rest of your post.....
Now, tell me why I shouldn't do it... And remember, my life rest on your next words...
I love you.

“Why So Serious...”

Since: Dec 12

Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z A

#121 Mar 11, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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I love you.
Not good enough... I don't want you to feel guilty, but its all your fault... I don't believe in love... I'm going to do it, I'm getting ready to pull tri

Since: Dec 12

Gaffney, SC

#123 Mar 11, 2013
whothehellcares- wrote:
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Not good enough... I don't want you to feel guilty, but its all your fault... I don't believe in love... I'm going to do it, I'm getting ready to pull tri
OOOOOOOOPSY! I was too busy reading your tanning bed woes regarding burnt taint and then this thread from the beginning. Sorry I didn't get here in time! BAHAHAHAHA

Aside: Wouldn't we feel awful if tomorrow's obits say some dude's epitaph shall read "who the hell cares?!" FDLMAO..... Like I said, OOOOOOOOOOPSY got here a minute too late & a bullet short & the topic chorus started singing bye bye mr who the hell cares drove his Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry ....(Sadly there will be readers who don't get that!)
theangryguy

Johnson City, TN

#125 Mar 12, 2013
I'm the figure seen out of the corner of your eyes, I'm the noises in your home, I'm the wind blowing outside, I'm the crackling you hear at night, I'm in the shadows wherever you walk........I'm heard but not seen!

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#126 Mar 12, 2013
theangryguy wrote:
I'm the figure seen out of the corner of your eyes, I'm the noises in your home, I'm the wind blowing outside, I'm the crackling you hear at night, I'm in the shadows wherever you walk........I'm heard but not seen!
good morning angry guy!
theangryguy

Knoxville, TN

#127 Mar 12, 2013
kristilou wrote:
<quoted text> good morning angry guy!
Gooooooood Morning!

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