I swear to never, ever ever...

I swear to never, ever ever...

Created by Se7en187 on Aug 1, 2013

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Swear

Run out of toilet paper when I have company

Laugh at a comb over

Drink alcohol before I go to church

Smoke pot before I go to church

Go to church

Laugh at a midget

Cry after a poker game

Smoke crack

Smoke crack alone

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#1 Aug 1, 2013
Request extra napkins at a drive through... for toilet paper... again...

_Word Woman_

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#2 Aug 1, 2013
...pretend to be "VEight" to try to impress "Se7en" (you'll appreciate this, se7en)
;)

***at least she's FINALLY had a change of heart & is over-compensating to kiss your a$$ now :)

_Word Woman_

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#3 Aug 1, 2013
....ooooh, and se7en...I seem to recall a certain loser on this forum claiming you'd never reach eight, but it seems that you have...lmao!!!
;)

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#4 Aug 1, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
....ooooh, and se7en...I seem to recall a certain loser on this forum claiming you'd never reach eight, but it seems that you have...lmao!!!
;)
Nita said that but are you certain VE is Nita? I'm not thinking so... Call me if u get the chance. It's a jaeger and pizza night, just so u know.

“I Believe ”

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#5 Aug 1, 2013
#PlayPokerAndSwearAtAMidget

_Word Woman_

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#6 Aug 1, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Nita said that but are you certain VE is Nita? I'm not thinking so... Call me if u get the chance. It's a jaeger and pizza night, just so u know.
Yes, I'm absolutely certain....check your FB messages :)

_Word Woman_

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#7 Aug 1, 2013
jamie smiles wrote:
#PlayPokerAndSwearAtAMidget
LOL...good rule to live by ;)

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#8 Aug 1, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I'm absolutely certain....check your FB messages :)
Ooooo! You got it, pretty little non injun Pocahontas. brb
Hmm

Denver, NC

#9 Aug 1, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Nita said that but are you certain VE is Nita? I'm not thinking so... Call me if u get the chance. It's a jaeger and pizza night, just so u know.
Should I be prepared for a new post all about me tonight?

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#10 Aug 1, 2013
Hmm wrote:
<quoted text>Should I be prepared for a new post all about me tonight?
No, sir. I swear to never, ever ever... again...

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#11 Aug 1, 2013
Hmm wrote:
<quoted text>Should I be prepared for a new post all about me tonight?
And by the way, your fake Hmm gets nasty sometimes. I wish you'd get a blue name. But it's up to you.

“Cure 4 ignorance-> Knowledge!”

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#13 Aug 1, 2013
Hmm wrote:
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Been thinking about it, but actually hadn't posted much lately. I'm going to go off and do a whole thread about my fake "Hmm", if they don't stop.
Yes, that fake hmm is truly nasty.:-( he even got creative and changed his "location".... That faker needs his fake knee caps checked. ;)

_Word Woman_

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#14 Aug 1, 2013
Se7en187 wrote:
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Ooooo! You got it, pretty little non injun Pocahontas. brb
I tried to call you...put down your Jaeger bottle & answer the freakin' horn...beep beep...toot toot...honk honk!!!
;)

_Word Woman_

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#16 Aug 1, 2013
Hmm wrote:
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Been thinking about it, but actually hadn't posted much lately. I'm going to go off and do a whole thread about my fake "Hmm", if they don't stop.
Hello fake Hmm...just so you know, the REAL Hmm's location is always Jonesborough...yours is always Greeneville. Sorry, but you're not the trickster that you try to be :(

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#17 Aug 1, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Hello fake Hmm...just so you know, the REAL Hmm's location is always Jonesborough...yours is always Greeneville. Sorry, but you're not the trickster that you try to be :(
All the times I've switched from mobile to full site, Fake hmm's location has been elizabethton and he has learned to change to Jonesborough... I think the fool has no clue where he is and he changes not only his poster name but his locations and isn't capable of keeping up with his multiple personalities. Lol I couldn't do it... Te real me would reveal itself in every character. Lol

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#18 Aug 2, 2013
GApeach-TNflower wrote:
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All the times I've switched from mobile to full site, Fake hmm's location has been elizabethton and he has learned to change to Jonesborough... I think the fool has no clue where he is and he changes not only his poster name but his locations and isn't capable of keeping up with his multiple personalities. Lol I couldn't do it... Te real me would reveal itself in every character. Lol
Though I could be wrong, if it lists the location as Jonesborough, it probably IS the real "Hmm"...the fake "Hmm" is almost always listed as posting from Greeneville, but now that you mentioned it, I have noticed the fake's posts with Elizabethton listed as the location, as well.
HereNow

Greeneville, TN

#19 Aug 2, 2013
hmmmm, yeah let's ruin everything and tell him that if you put it in your topix profile - about you - it shows up as your location. I mean, it prolly is the same person that knows how to throw it off so he doesn't have to carry the blame of his Hyde side.
but maybe he is that special that he has a mini me.
Hmm

Johnson City, TN

#20 Aug 2, 2013
Ba HUMBUG!

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#21 Aug 2, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
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Though I could be wrong, if it lists the location as Jonesborough, it probably IS the real "Hmm"...the fake "Hmm" is almost always listed as posting from Greeneville, but now that you mentioned it, I have noticed the fake's posts with Elizabethton listed as the location, as well.
I think it only happened once but it has happened... He is a cruel individual and the real hmm hadn't even been online much at that point. I can't tell locations unless I go to full site but I have learned that if it's an awful comment and extremely judgmental, it's the fake Hmm. lol

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#22 Aug 2, 2013
_Word Woman_ wrote:
<quoted text>Hello fake Hmm...just so you know, the REAL Hmm's location is always Jonesborough...yours is always Greeneville. Sorry, but you're not the trickster that you try to be :(
If it shows up Jonesborough it's centurylink. If it shows up Greeneville it's xfinity. If it shows up anywhere else, North Carolina,south Carolina,Florida,etc its from a cell phone network.

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