UR dog try to hump everthing that moves?

Created by Shemp Sharpe on Apr 1, 2013

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he wore my wifes leg out humpin

he even humped the preecher

he been hunchin on my cat

he got humpitis

he humped the veteranian

he a humpin fool

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Since: Dec 12

Columbus, NC

#1 Apr 1, 2013
Aly is not my dog! BAHAHAHAHA! Teasin'.... ;D

Since: Nov 11

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#2 Apr 1, 2013
A lot of dogs do that and it drives me crazy.

Since: Dec 11

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#3 Apr 1, 2013
Pillow humping sumbitch!
RoflmaO

Newport, TN

#4 Apr 1, 2013
He a Humping fOOl

Since: Jan 11

Greeneville TN

#5 Apr 2, 2013
My little dog went wild on a Great Pyrenees once. He humped the heck out of her knee.

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#6 Apr 2, 2013
Every male here is gelded.
WTF

Elizabethton, TN

#7 Apr 2, 2013
kristilou wrote:
Every male here is gelded.
Cries the greasy headed bleached blonde.

Since: Apr 11

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#8 Apr 2, 2013
Well, my dog has learned to hump another male dog...dang!

Since: Jan 13

Duluth, GA

#9 Apr 2, 2013
WTF wrote:
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Cries the greasy headed bleached blonde.
and u can kiss my (insert picture here). Dang that came in handy.

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#10 Apr 2, 2013
there was NOTHING wrong with your pic kristi..people are freakin azz!oles.:(

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Apr 2, 2013
My dog is too lazy to hump everything that moves... He's more into things that just lay there...
Hmm

Elizabethton, TN

#12 Apr 2, 2013
I got a friend that tries to hump every dog that moves.

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#13 Apr 2, 2013
Lumbee Lady wrote:
there was NOTHING wrong with your pic kristi..people are freakin azz!oles.:(
thanks lumber lady. the pic i put up now is my new baby donkey. She was born Easter Morning, what a surprise!

Since: Mar 13

Greeneville, TN

#14 Apr 2, 2013
Lumbee lol but its a cutie. Cool suprise anyways.

Since: Jan 13

Hawesville, KY

#15 Apr 3, 2013
Lumbee Lady wrote:
Lumbee lol but its a cutie. Cool suprise anyways.
thanks, geez my i phone called u lumber lady. I told it to quit, so i have to apologize now Lumbee lady. Lol. I need to start proofreading.

Since: Mar 12

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#16 Apr 3, 2013
Nita Mann wrote:
Aly is not my dog! BAHAHAHAHA! Teasin'.... ;D
Damn right she's teasin'! I hump her sometimes even when she doesn't move.(Which is most of the time, by the way) That's just the way I came up, learning about sex from watching the neighbor hood dogs. The most important thing that I learned was to never let go of Nita's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off!

Since: Mar 12

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#18 Apr 3, 2013
blackcatgreeneyes wrote:
Well, my dog has learned to hump another male dog...dang!
Monkey see, monkey do! Haha!
Well

Elizabethton, TN

#20 Apr 3, 2013
Well.

“See you in the funny papers...”

Since: Mar 13

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#21 Apr 3, 2013
My dog tried the humping thing ONE time with another dog when he was about a year old & I popped him on his fuzzy little butt & informed him that I had absolutely NO intention of being the owner of the happy humper dog @ the dog park...and he has never done it again. And, he'll be damned if he'll allow any other dog to do it to him, either...he'll twirl himself into a tizzy to get out of a potential humping!!!

“See you in the funny papers...”

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#22 Apr 3, 2013
WTF wrote:
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Cries the greasy headed bleached blonde.
Well, I have to give you credit for at least choosing an appropriate username, b/c you have no idea WTF you're talking about & obviously don't know how the hell to stay on topic!!! Given that kristilou lives in Ky, I'm fairly certain you don't know her personally and, therefore, can't possibly have been wronged by her, so there is NO excuse for you to be so nasty!!! What...is hurling unfounded insults your idiot equivalent of dogs humping to establish dominance?!?!? Well, too bad for you...rabid dogs are hopeless & have to be put down & Kristi's been vaccinated, so your attack didn't affect her & it seems to me that she showed you who is "top dog"!!! Lol!!!

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